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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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I feel like this has been posted in this thread but I don't care.



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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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The secret ro stopping school shootings was so obvious!

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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wesleywillis posted:

I'm not sure where I first saw this, but somewhere on the forums. I don't think it was in this thread, but even if it was, its too good not to post again.

Please try to watch the video, but if you must, then just look at the spoiler:

redneck celebrating bin laden's death very extremely :911:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxpdP3ZbWQ

I'm pretty sure it was in this thread. There is something else there though. At the very end when it cuts to a white screen with the words "Be Intelligent" displayed. Had me laughing my rear end off and I don't think that was intentional.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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Have some mages to get things back on track





limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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Blistex posted:

Australia

Whoops. I'm sure this happened in the good ole US of A too.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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doctorfrog posted:

This wouldn't faze most gun guys for a second.

Too true. Oh no, 3 more child deaths! Its not like school shootings are disturbingly common place and only went down when we shut down the schools for the Rona.

I hate I've become so jaded but when I hear about mass shootings if 5 people didn't die why is that news?:911:

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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What made me realize I was doing that was a few years ago while I was at work a coworker came to me and asked if I heard about the workplace shooting, that LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED, in a neighboring city. I asked what the body count was and she said she didn't know but it was 2 dead so far and I told her "That's not a mass shooting, come back to me when a few more people died." She looked at me in horror and couldn't believe I was so jaded. A part of me died that day after realizing that, but that's the reality of living in the USA.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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I've got things from opposite ends of the spectrum.







I don't know why the second video is cropped like that.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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smug jeebus posted:

I'm still processing the idea that someone would be so proud of their country for destroying a weaker one for no reason that they would buy a shirt about it.

I was wounded in Iraq. Talking to my mom about it she believes an Iranian shot me because the Iraqis were happy we were there, hell they invited us to invade, and Iraq is a much better place now that we got rid of Saddam. There was no Iraqi insurgency, it was all foreign fighters from Iran. The Iraqis viewed us as liberators and wanted us to stay but Obama turned tail and withdrew the troops like a coward. I wish I was describing a conversation from years ago but she told me all this in the past week.

The USA is ALWAYS the good guy and any talk of torture or the killing of civilians is fake news designed to hurt our country. She actually told me to go join ISIS since bringing up this kind of stuff means I hate this country.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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Chomp8645 posted:

You say you were wounded but it seems your mom is the one with a head injury.

I know, right? Its even worse when you learn my injury involved a bullet literally richocheting off of my skull after I got shot in the head. Yet somehow I have better critical thinking skills than most of my family. Its TERRIFYING.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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Hackers film 1995 posted:

if a reporter posts an unedited video with no commentary and people still shout fake news and bias, what do you do with that? america blows.

There is nothing you can do. People will still scream that the video was edited and takes everything everyone said in the video out of context. It doesn't matter what proof you show them, they don't care.

A "friend" of mine listens to Alex Jones all the time and believes Sandy Hook was a false flag operation. I try to tell him it did happen and he asks for proof. I told him about the deposition that Jones had to give in the defamation trail the Sandy Hook parents brought against him and how they went over every aspect of the conspiracy showing Jones clips of where he claimed something was true than showing him evidence that he was completely false. My friend shot back asking me about the reporters in the clip and what news station put it out because Alex Jones is speaking the truth and the media is against him. I tell him this is a recording of a legally binding court proceeding that was put on the internet by the Sandy Hook lawyers and Jones is the only "reporter" in the clip. He refuses to believe me than refuses to even watch the video, even after I call him out that he asked for proof and refused to look at the proof I gave him. No ones mind was changed and I lost all respect for a friend.

Everything is fake and the truth is ALWAYS in the middle. :911:

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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"If people had symptoms or had come in contact with someone with corona they are probably staying home" said multiple people in that article.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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From the American Dad thread.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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That truck is AMAZING! He has the My Pillow guy on the side for gently caress's sake. I also can't tell if the cop saluting is from the movie "The Other Guys."

I thought it was Cesar Seroc's car at first, the crazy MAGA guy that tried to send mail bombs to journalists. I don't know if that's how you spell his name and he doesn't deserve the effort of finding out.

Edit: I really hope the guy with the dog is Chris Kyle.

limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 18:44 on May 20, 2020

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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Bogus Adventure posted:

Lol, he's got the MyPillow guy? loving lmao.

After going to the website, which is stupid levels of "Murica, I don't think it was the My Pillow guy. I thought that poo poo was new but apparently that truck has been around for almost 2 decades and he didn't become a thing until a few years ago. The guy on the quarter panel with the NYPD hat was who I was looking at.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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A friend of mine started daring a manager for Twin Peaks and invited his guy friends to a bikini competion at thier restaurant. We obviously said yes but it was a surreal experience that made me ashamed to be a man. There were about 12 girls and other than 2 I couldn't tell them apart. They all were tanned skinny brunettes and they were wearing the same bikinis. The other 2 were a redhead that was so pale she was basically glowing and a chick from Brazil/South America. Personally I thought the redhead was hottest butthe chick from Brazil won. She honestly deserved it but I digress.

In order to get to the stage the girls would walk from the opposite side of the restuarant through the crowds to the stage so guys could get a better look at them. They had so many problems in the past of girls getting straight molested while walking theough the crowd they had security walk them through the crowd. It looked like the entrance of a UFC fighter before a match. They were surrounded by 5 guys in a circle with the girl in the center. According to my friend's gf girls getting grabbed/molested was still a huge problem so they ended up replacing 2 of the escorts with actual on duty police officers. They also had problems with fights so there were also a half dozen on duty cops outside and in the restuarant looking out for trouble. Even then the escorts still had ro yell at guys to get back and basically shove their way theough the crowd to get to the stage. Girls would still get felt up but whenever a guy was caught he was immediately ejected from the restaurant/arrested. The girls also faced a constant barrage of guys yelling out sexual things to them. It was like all pretext of civilization was gone and the men in there devolved into a primal state.

Anyways, after that I lost all desire to go to breatuarants. Thanks for reading.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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Fried Watermelon posted:

Ah yes. The cops were there for "security"

See, i thought that too. My friends and I even joked about that, until we saw how the crowd was acting. The security/cops there all looked very pissed off and stressed. When you have a crowd of 200 drunk, rowdy, and horny men trying to basically rape a few women and its your job to keep them safe there isn't ime for oggling or fun.

I should mention the cops and security were also being accosted/molested as guys tried to fight through them to touch the girls. Before you ask how I noticed this its because my friend's gf gave us "good seats" that was along the path they walked so we got to see them up close without having to fight through a mob/barely controlled riot. It honestly looked like a a scene from a hosed up movie.

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limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


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Bogus Adventure posted:

Give plants drugs. It's what they crave.

As long as its electrolytes.

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