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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Imagine being so fat you die of fat in your lungs but your doctor is nice enough to tell your loved ones it was pneumonia.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Bloop posted:

What's more American than wasting your time?

Kicking poors and peeing at the elderly.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cursed.

Imagine what it would be like to be a woman at this place. Sexual assault city right there.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This is loving art.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Gutter Phoenix posted:



He seems nice.

Really jealous of his fanny pack with PADDED hip belt.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

The Learning Channel, in which we learn that we are all garbage.

And this:

https://i.imgur.com/t0pmmuq.mp4

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Julius CSAR posted:

Go gently caress yourself Dennis Webb

Dennis Webb for America's Biggest Weenis 2020

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Yeah, it's gonna suck when this poo poo is over and the pharma companies tell everyone "sorry but $35 was just soooooooooo looooooooooooow of a price we just can't afford to sell it like that."

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dravs posted:

Doesn't insulin cost literally 2c to produce?

Yes, but of course you have to make a profit. And not just a little one, the stockholders wouldn't like that.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
America: Tough on goiter, soft on poverty.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Tumble posted:

and they were all in love with dying they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Speaking of :911:America:911: things: This was the best song on the Beavis and Butthead Do America soundtrack

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

wesleywillis posted:

Was that really in the movie? drat, I need to rewatch that movie soon.

That CD was the very first time I ever heard The Butthole Surfers.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

veni veni veni posted:

Also Batman Forever.

Me singing Kiss From A Rose into my hairbrush

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Agent Escalus posted:

WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS A GOVERNMENT FOR?! THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT "GOVERNING" IS!

This got a hearty :lol:



What it really comes down to is that we've all been programmed to consume at all times. Going a day without buying something is an affront to our cultural mores. Buying and throwing stuff away are sacred acts in our culture and it's pretty profane to tell an American that they cannot buy something. It sounds so loving stupid when you put it in those terms but I think it might be true.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This was awesome and makes it necessary for me to (ew) serious post. I don't really like blues, not my cup of tea. There are however a ton of American blues traditions that are becoming extinct just like languages do. Places that used to maintain these traditions have been modernized and with that modernization a piece of one of the only true American art forms has been seriously eroded. I'm not saying that modern players aren't just fine at doing what they're doing I'm just saying that totally unique forms of music bred from two disparate peoples coming into large scale contact for the first time are going away never to be performed or even really heard again.

For your consideration, this is Otha Turner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91_oMlVqKcQ&t=303s

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

teardrop posted:

Why does the Beefer have the Bitcoin symbol on it?

beefcoin.

What, you don't know about beefcoin?





:lol:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sjs00 posted:

Now that's easy on the eyes

Tell us again about your severe conjunctivitis.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*visiting England*

These people are loving savages.

*drinks England equivalent of slurpee*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Blistex posted:

:( Please get better USA

gently caress that. Right now I am the most sane and normal person in my town. ME!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pennywise the Frown posted:

So like, they're loving Baghdad? Is that supposed to be what the super cool slogan means?

Debbie Does Baghdad

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Motherfucker posted:

leering at a pair of tits half my age I can't legally touch as it drops a plate of meat in front of me and I shovel it into my mouth in the hopes that I can create a link between this grotesque act of consumption and the one in my piggy little mind.

Great.

Now I'm at half mast.

Thanks a lot, dick. :mad:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The people who frequent Hooters, for some reason, seem way more skeevy to me than the people who frequent strip clubs.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hackers film 1995 posted:

im not nordic AMA

What's it like not being Nordic?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Ian 16

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:psyduck:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*is a ficus tripping loving hard on acid*

*photosynthesizes*

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Eldercain posted:

gross dude

I'm sorry, I'm a plant it's all I know how to do.

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