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Jan 29, 2019

WalletBeef posted:

Buffalo goon spotted.

since this is the America.jpg thread, and we're talking about Buffalo,



for those of you not familiar, Bills fans like to get drunk while tailgating at games, and dive off their car/truck/bus/whatever through a table. this is often accompanied by flames or broken glass or whatever other hazards a bunch of drunk blue collar dudes can come up with

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Jan 29, 2019

LadyPictureShow posted:

Bills Mafia!




There's a reason the Bills colors are red, white, and blue! :patriot:

(And don't forget the time honored tradition of hurling dildos at Tom Brady)



Watching the refs trying to kick the dildo off the field was hilarious. I don't think i've heard the stadium that loud since the glory days

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Jan 29, 2019

winterwerefox posted:

They are going to one to leer at young women, but not honest about it. A strip club is honest. Hooters is wink wink nudge nudge.

Enjoying goons tripping over themselves to signal how opposed to Hooters they are ITT. I bet that waitress will really appreciate the white knighting and will call you back

their wings are terrible, the beer overpriced, but nobody is forced to work there. There are lots of other poor to mediocre places you can go wait tables. Anyway here's an America pic



Elon Musk gonna put a guy in space, RIP

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Jan 29, 2019

limp_cheese posted:

A friend of mine started daring a manager for Twin Peaks and invited his guy friends to a bikini competion at thier restaurant. We obviously said yes but it was a surreal experience that made me ashamed to be a man. There were about 12 girls and other than 2 I couldn't tell them apart. They all were tanned skinny brunettes and they were wearing the same bikinis. The other 2 were a redhead that was so pale she was basically glowing and a chick from Brazil/South America. Personally I thought the redhead was hottest butthe chick from Brazil won. She honestly deserved it but I digress.

In order to get to the stage the girls would walk from the opposite side of the restuarant through the crowds to the stage so guys could get a better look at them. They had so many problems in the past of girls getting straight molested while walking theough the crowd they had security walk them through the crowd. It looked like the entrance of a UFC fighter before a match. They were surrounded by 5 guys in a circle with the girl in the center. According to my friend's gf girls getting grabbed/molested was still a huge problem so they ended up replacing 2 of the escorts with actual on duty police officers. They also had problems with fights so there were also a half dozen on duty cops outside and in the restuarant looking out for trouble. Even then the escorts still had ro yell at guys to get back and basically shove their way theough the crowd to get to the stage. Girls would still get felt up but whenever a guy was caught he was immediately ejected from the restaurant/arrested. The girls also faced a constant barrage of guys yelling out sexual things to them. It was like all pretext of civilization was gone and the men in there devolved into a primal state.

Anyways, after that I lost all desire to go to breatuarants. Thanks for reading.


I guess facefucking a deer is better than all that

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Jan 29, 2019

Bogus Adventure posted:

The weirdest thing about the SpaceX flight to me are the flight suits



They look like Daft Punk cosplay, and I really hope that they are actually functional.

I was thinking lovely bond villain/henchman

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Jan 29, 2019

Bogus Adventure posted:

When SpaceX inevitably goes bankrupt because of an Elon meltdown, you might see them in a SyFy movie if the studio can pick them up on the cheap.



No, Bond, I expect you to die!

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Jan 29, 2019

remigious posted:

My husband’s boss took his team out for lunch at Twin Peaks once...husband reported that it was very awkward because the waitress was laying the flirting on pretty thick. Food was meh. He also saw his old divorced boss there eating alone lol.

I had a team of 12 people out of our Syracuse NY office years ago (like 2002 maybe?) and a Hooters had opened up in the big stupid mall there. One of the guys on my team had won 'lunch for your office' thing there, and told us all he was taking us to lunch, but didn't tell us where. Anyway, the 7 women on the team were good sports about it even as I loudly proclaimed i had nothing to do with it 5000 times. most of the team being pretty blue collar they didn't have the good taste to get angry about it i guess

edit: this is the same guy who every time I would walk in the office would pretend he was on a phone call having a very important conversation with a customer. he didn't realize that the line light on the phone wasn't lit

youre dick fucked around with this message at 20:38 on May 21, 2020

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Jan 29, 2019

The Bloop posted:

Empowered sex work and Hooters for sub minimum wage are not the same thing hth

I mean, hooters employees are free to engage in sex work though? If it's ok to pay them for sex why isn't it ok for someone else to pay them less for leering at them? I don't have a dog in this fight outside of people should be allowed to engage in whatever employment they're willing to do, and again, if you're fit for hooters you can certainly get a job at a strip joint or scrub-n-tug. Maybe goons and everyone else should stop telling young women what they should be allowed to do for a living?

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Jan 29, 2019

steinrokkan posted:

When people say legalize sex work, they mean two things, generally, imo
1) Protect the sex workers by giving them a legal standing
2) Sex work should be based on mutual respect and dignity, even if the current system doesn't work that way

Creepy boomers ogling fast food workers doesn't fit into any of the underlying ideas behind these points.

if you're not bright enough to understand the difference between actual sex work and oogling at a lovely wing joint, then yeah, the nordic education system has failed us all. And I say that as a fan of your posting.

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