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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


ITT: funny stock photos of people eating / holding food










There's some good ones to start things off

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


the fat guy eating burgers in the op is a real pro

when the dude needs to eat in stock photos he just shows up and puts on a clinic

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Tom Gorman posted:

the fat guy eating burgers in the op is a real pro

when the dude needs to eat in stock photos he just shows up and puts on a clinic



he really enjoys his job, that's for sure.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

That man has totally found his calling in life and he's taking it to it's fullest.
I can only imagine he got into that position, took a good look around, and went "Yes. This. This...is it. I made it. I did it." and entered some kind of joyous, zen like state.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




When I get fat, I want to be this guy.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bronze Fonz posted:

When I get fat, I want to be this guy.

Do you need any help

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..




What? No, that's not how you...




What? No, no...




....Carry on then.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Do you need any help

I'll take any Hot Pockets you can send my way.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Way to gently caress up a laptop keyboard.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bronze Fonz posted:

I'll take any Hot Pockets you can send my way.

I'll buy as many as I can

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

PLEASE POST SEXY STOCK PHOTOS
I NEED THEM FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Fartbox posted:

PLEASE POST SEXY STOCK PHOTOS
I NEED THEM FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Aishlinn posted:

he really enjoys his job, that's for sure.

He doesn’t get to actually eat any of the food so it’s kind of torture.

But it puts food on the table.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Krispy Wafer posted:

He doesn’t get to actually eat any of the food so it’s kind of torture.

But it puts food on the table.

:rimshot:


Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

It may look like he's pointing the gun at the cabbage but he's actually in a Bioshock-type FPS game and is about to hurl the cabbage across the room with some kind of psychokinetic ability

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Monkey Fracas posted:

It may look like he's pointing the gun at the cabbage but he's actually in a Bioshock-type FPS game and is about to hurl the cabbage across the room with some kind of psychokinetic ability

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008


Me on the left

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:ssh:

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Sometimes you can reverse image search to get similar ones, or just loads of the same to set as your background.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

every stock photographer: "ok. yes. keep looking as loving unhinged as loving possible. yes. jam your hand in the loving spaghetti."

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018











:mrgw:

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe


:gonk:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


haha

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..



I think i threw up in my mouth a little.

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

Aishlinn posted:

I think i threw up in my mouth a little.

I think he did, as well. :thunk:

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
Truly these are all stripes of Norman Rockwell

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

classic.

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