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there's a new kid in school, how are we gonna make their life hell? i'll open up the floor for ideas. |
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Feb 28, 2020 15:25
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gonna make a photocopy of this book cover & tape it to their locker: 
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Feb 28, 2020 15:28
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Hmmm, some may call it overdone, but the ole' swirly and a wedgie combo is classic for a reason
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Feb 28, 2020 15:31
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Brett, i'm gonna appoint you the head of the research task force. i want to know everything about this kid that can be used against them: if their mom is fat, if their grandma is dead, if they have allergies, where they shop for clothes, any weaknesses. and you better not gently caress this one up, Brett. you're on your third warning and there ain't a fourth. ---------------- |
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Feb 28, 2020 15:37
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i think they'd hate it if i spent a bunch of time getting to know them, and sharing in the activities they enjoy. then as we age our friendship will grow into love, and we will date, break up, get back together after college, marry, and then on his deathbed i'll whisper in his ear "not!"
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Feb 28, 2020 15:39
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todd, i need you to go to the library and pick up a thesarus and look for words that rhyme with the new kids name. something along the lines of "Fatty Patty" "Gay Ray" "FANNIE (enough said)." i'll send directions on how to get there in a follow-up e-mail and don't forget that it is your turn to bring monsters for the restof the group this week |
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Feb 28, 2020 15:51
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next order of business: i think todd's fallen too deep into his deep-cover op, i spotted him playing yu-gi-oh at the nerd table and enjoying it
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Feb 28, 2020 15:57
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...and as you can see, our average Nerds Per Minute has fallen to unacceptable levels outside the music hallway, we're almost hitting 20% losses from last quarter voice from inside nearby locker: it's actually 23% *nods* thank you Bernard, furthermore
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Feb 28, 2020 16:04
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Heather Papps posted:i think they'd hate it if i spent a bunch of time getting to know them, and sharing in the activities they enjoy. then as we age our friendship will grow into love, and we will date, break up, get back together after college, marry, and then on his deathbed i'll whisper in his ear this is a good bully but how does it help our quarterly report? ---------------- |
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Feb 28, 2020 20:18
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Bonaventure posted:there's a new kid in school, how are we gonna make their life hell? we are going to screw with them psychologically by allowing them to bully us--I mean, let the kid absolutely dominate us--then screw with their head even further by revealing that we are actually enjoying being bullied and they are giving us exactly what we want, making us, ultimately, the winners
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Feb 28, 2020 23:37
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Do that thing where you befriend the kid and start a long term relationship that lasts for decades and you both help each other out watching each other's kids and helping out with big projects like building decks and stuff and also heartfelt emotional support for the tough times. and then when they're on their deathbed lean in close and say, "I was just pretending to like you, dweeb!"
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Feb 28, 2020 23:41
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to whom it may concern, |
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Feb 29, 2020 01:47
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"I'd like to thank all of our committee members for being here, with a special shout out to our treasurer- a man who has no problem what so ever taking the lunch money from anyone, no matter how small, defenseless or weak. That takes a special kind of scumbag; if I had a troubled child, it would certainly be you. Don't lookit me like that, I'll give you more than just ONE thing to cry about!" "We're doing well this quarter, although I do have a few incidents I'd like to bring up. I had a few people make eye contact wit me. This is bad. It's also wrong. We need to instill fear into these chumps. Anyone looks at you from now on, you play the "made you flinch!" game wit dem. We need to take away their self confidence. Flick boogers in their eyes, whatever. Also: I see too many people not walking around with wedgies. We need to step up our game. I wanna see people walking around like they shat themselves, it makes me giggle. I like to giggle. YOU like it when I giggle. Make me giggle. I'll break your faces I don't giggle more. That concludes dis meeting. Any questions? Don't care. If you got a problem wit dat, I will kick rear end and not care at all about taking names. Who are you again? I still don't care. Peace..." |
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Feb 29, 2020 02:12
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And don't forget our mission statement *points at the group and gives a Nelson "HA HA"* |
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Feb 29, 2020 13:59
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