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Where do you put your wallet?
Back pocket
Front pocket
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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Where do you, as an adult, put your wallet? Back pocket or front pocket?

I am having a debate with a friend over this and we are both appalled by the other's wallet storage choice.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I just cut a slit in my scrote and store my money there.

Weka fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Feb 29, 2020

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Front right pocket, always. Keys in front left.
ALWAYS.

If they're not there call the police.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Back pocket when in home country. Front pocket if you're traveling.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
I bought The Ridge 8 years ago, plain aluminum. I've used it every day since then and it's held up beautifully.

Front left pocket with my keys, smart phone in the front right. ez pz

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
front pocket is just generally more convenient

if you carry enough stuff that it won't fit in a front wallet you have too much poo poo; my dad has like receipts from years ago and poo poo in his and I don't know how he sits on it all day

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Buncha dorks making it easier for the OP to pick their pockets in this thread.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Front pocket, I don't want domino masked cartoon pickpockets to steal it, otherwise I'd put it in back.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Right side leg pocket in my tacticool cargo pants.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Back pocket, if I have to put it in my pants somewhere.

But, I usually carry a small bag so it goes in there 99% of the time.

Sitting on a wallet isn't good for your hips/spine.

Front pocket is for children.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
As long as it’s vegan OP you do you

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Front pocket. I'm not a loving animal.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I have my fallout pip boy wallet in my front pocket.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Pocket doesn't really matter, as long as you have the correct length of chain attached to it (at least 3 feet.)

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


the front pocket of my boxer briefs, op

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Front pocket. Ain't nothing going to ruin the line of my immaculate rear end.

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


In my leather purse because I am a grown woman.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


In my purse op which is also where my boyfriends wallet would go when he didn’t want to sit on it, lucky me

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I thought this was a thread about wallets for pornography. Voted 1.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Wifi Toilet posted:

Pocket doesn't really matter, as long as you have the correct length of chain attached to it (at least 3 feet.)
I eat chain of that length for breakfast

Daikloktos fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Feb 29, 2020

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Feb 29, 2020

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

This rules and rules hard

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
front pocket <<<<<< back pocket < bag < jacket

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Back pocket: Traditional, strong, masculine.

Front pocket: Childish, scared, mum said dont loose it again.

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Back left when I still had a wallet, front left now that that I use a money clip.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Back right pocket except in winter. All my coats have nice big inside pockets so I keep it there if I'm wearing a coat

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

I put my wallet on the table like a normal person when I'm home. Oh you mean when outside? That's none of your business, besides everyone can see where the wallet is due to the wallet being stuffed with ATM receipts causing an obvious bulge.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed



chain wallet bitch

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Good wallet:
10+ years old
Made in Cambodia from a car tyre
Held together with drummers cloth tape

A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Feb 29, 2020

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

A Grand Egg posted:

Good wallet:
10+ years old
Made in Cambodia from a car tyre
Held together with drummers cloth tape



Everyone knows real wallets can only be made of leather. Just lol if something didn't die to hold your various paper and plastic pieces of Capitalism.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I carry a billfold so I don’t use pockets, also people who put stuff like phones and wallets in their pockets look like huge dweeby Americans with those giant outlines

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Back pocket wallet cons:
- Much more likely to be stolen
- Uncomfortable to sit on
- More difficult to access
- Probably much more difficult to access if you are fat

Back pocket wallet pros:
- Somebody once said it was masculine for some reason and if you ever do not attempt to be as arbitrarily masculine as possible you might turn into an estrogen golem

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
I never found wallet uncomfortable to sit on and I have a shitton of gift cards in it so idk man

Stitch
Aug 2, 2000

If it wasn't for bad judgement, I'd have none at all
Fun Shoe
I bought a wallet. It said that it blocked rfid. Inside the wallet was an rfid antitheft device. I should have stolen it, to see if it either worked or lied. I did not. Like a loser.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Where is the purse option you coward

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
it fucks my hip and back up if i put it in my back pocket

these days I just use my phone though, I rarely bring my wallet anywhere.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Breast pocket

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Toxic Mental posted:

I carry a billfold so I don’t use pockets, also people who put stuff like phones and wallets in their pockets look like huge dweeby Americans with those giant outlines

Where do you keep your phone, then?

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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Front right along with keys, fron left is phone, nothing in back pockets because I want to enjoy sitting down.

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