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I'm seriously considering a fanny pack, as an adult male.
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i bet you people wear cargo shorts too
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Mar 1, 2020 00:39
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Inept posted:my barber only takes cash
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Mar 1, 2020 00:57
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Like most things adult, an adult wallet is whatever and placed wherever you want because caring about what other people think about poo poo like that is what's childish
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Mar 1, 2020 02:18
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It turns out that the 300 pound dorks with neckbeards and anime orgasm t-shirts are the adultest of us all 
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Mar 1, 2020 02:20
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The Bloop posted:Like most things adult, an adult wallet is whatever and placed wherever you want because caring about what other people think about poo poo like that is what's childish please, sa is all about out of touch fat dudes trying to flex on eachother
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Mar 1, 2020 02:22
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Colonel Cancer posted:What the gently caress is "hipsweat"? I have a moderately physically active job at a blowjob factory, do maybe 10-15000 steps in an average shift with occasional manhandling and I never encountered hip sweat in or on my lovely $10 imitation leather wallet full of old business cards and long out of date appointment reminder slips. If you get enough groin, rear end and back sweat combined that’ll do it. Most days I’m drenched from navel to knee, front and back.
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Mar 1, 2020 03:52
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bird with a sweaty dick
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Mar 1, 2020 03:55
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Front pocket with a clip wallet that’s small. Back pocket will gently caress your poo poo up back-wise.
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Mar 1, 2020 03:56
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I just yeet my goyard into my supreme shoulder bag
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Mar 1, 2020 03:57
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Icochet posted:On some travelling show they said it's a good idea to implant a small jewel under your skin so you always have money even if you get mugged. Yeah sure it's in case you get robbed right uh huh. Say hello to the dark queen Takhisis for me!
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Mar 1, 2020 04:24
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Back left/interior coat. It’s Velcro with a kitty-cat on it(Puma brand). It was supposed to be a temporary one when my boring designer leather one got stolen 3 years ago. But I’ve taken a likening to it since it’s like the polar opposite of the Bad Mother Fucker wallet.
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Mar 1, 2020 06:55
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I keep my wallet up front on the right side, but it goes in the back left pocket as I wear my pants backwards to be cool like the children 90s rap group Kris Kross.
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Mar 1, 2020 07:54
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You guys know that sitting on a wallet in the back pocket causes spine & hip problems? Like, a proper scientist with a white coat and letters after his name warns about this? Given that the average good is now middle-aged with a variety of health problems, I'd have thought you'd have read this when you were taking your morning pills of high blood pressure, taking your insulin shots or resting your arthritic hip
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Mar 1, 2020 13:02
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I have gone like 4 months now without carrying a wallet at all. It is the best. My drivers licence is an app, I use my watch to pay for literally everything including public transportation. Just my phone and my keys and that’s it. I’ve got my wallet in my bag if I need it but here’s the thing: I never need it.
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Mar 1, 2020 13:34
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I don't put stuff in my back pockets anymore, my phone has a crack in the corner of the screen because it slowly bent after weeks and weeks of being put there every day. edit: Obviously that wouldn't happen to a wallet unless I were using some kind of plastic glass hipster novelty wallet but it's the principle of the matter. Take the back pockets off of men's jeans and put them on women's pants, god knows they could use them. CJacobs fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Mar 1, 2020 |
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Mar 1, 2020 13:43
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Mar 1, 2020 13:45
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KakerMix posted:I bought The Ridge 8 years ago, plain aluminum. I've used it every day since then and it's held up beautifully. What is this buffoonery? More to the point, did you buy it before, or after your Tactical Pen and Maglite?
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Mar 1, 2020 13:45
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Toxic Mental posted:I carry a billfold so I don’t use pockets, also people who put stuff like phones and wallets in their pockets look like huge dweeby Americans with those giant outlines where do you put your phone if you don't use a purse or bag?
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Mar 1, 2020 14:06
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im here to kick rear end and eat pizza and im all out of za
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Mar 1, 2020 14:12
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Back right wallet, front right keys and any change I have, front left phone. They say putting your wallet in the back is bad for your back, but I just carry less stuff with it and have slim wallet 
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Mar 1, 2020 15:39
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UltraRed posted:Back right wallet, front right keys and any change I have, front left phone. Yeah, same. I have a slim wallet that just holds my licence, two cards, and an emergency $20. I'm so glad I switched from the giant loving wallet
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Mar 1, 2020 15:47
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Schlong Connery posted:where do you put your phone if you don't use a purse or bag? Belt holster I assume, the engineeriest of options.
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Mar 1, 2020 16:08
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I have large adult wallets
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Mar 1, 2020 16:41
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chaosbreather posted:I have gone like 4 months now without carrying a wallet at all. It is the best. My drivers licence is an app, I use my watch to pay for literally everything including public transportation. Just my phone and my keys and that’s it. I’ve got my wallet in my bag if I need it but here’s the thing: I never need it. How do you get into Costco
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Mar 1, 2020 20:26
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Schlong Connery posted:where do you put your phone if you don't use a purse or bag? In his tight European anus
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Mar 1, 2020 20:27
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I just put my money where my mouth is, like a man, but it tastes bad and I get sick a lot so I'm considering a wallet
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Mar 1, 2020 20:32
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Mine is back right but I take it out every time I sit down. Even at work every meeting I'm in I put that poo poo right on the table in front of me. I assume this annoys some people but gently caress if I'm rewiring my brain away from back right. Also I got my current leather wallet from an ex girlfriend a decade ago but it's black and I prefer brown leather. I can't bring myself to get rid of it at this point since it's such good quality.
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Mar 1, 2020 21:19
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Anyone who says jacket had never lived in the American South because lmao at layering in the summer there That said don't live there. It's bad Back pocket for me and anyone who complains it hurts needs to get a juicy rear end to cushion that poo poo like what you even doing
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Mar 1, 2020 21:47
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Do you guys not carry around your health insurance cards
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Mar 1, 2020 22:27
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Sjs00 posted:Do you guys not carry around your health insurance cards Hahahaha Hahahahahahahaha
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Mar 2, 2020 00:17
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bird with big dick posted:How do you get into Costco They take the card out of their wallet which they keep in their bag and doesn't count as carrying a wallet because
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Mar 2, 2020 01:15
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The leather wallet I picked up in Morocco about five years ago has now conformed to the shape of my leg, so I can't have it in any pocket other than the front left. I also own more than one pair of jeans where the front right pocket has holes which exactly match up with the corners of my phone.  E: Passport conforms to the shape of my right buttcheek.
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Mar 2, 2020 01:15
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I have to put my wallet in my back pocket because all the real estate in the front of my pants is occupied by my huge dick and even huger balls.
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Mar 2, 2020 01:56
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sometimes i have to switch my wallet from my back to front pocket because all the money it in makes it uncomfortable to sit on 
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Mar 2, 2020 02:14
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I bought a slim wallet/money clip that I can stick in my back pocket and it works okay. Only thing that sucks about it is the RFID blocking so I can't just tap my transit pass on the reader and have to take the card out like a rube
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Mar 2, 2020 02:16
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Sjs00 posted:Do you guys not carry around your health insurance cards Please can you translate whatever that is into American English? I assume it's some sort of Danish pickled fish
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Mar 2, 2020 02:46
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bird with big dick posted:How do you get into Costco That’s not a thing here
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Mar 2, 2020 03:37
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Shut up Meg posted:You guys know that sitting on a wallet in the back pocket causes spine & hip problems? no, that has not been pointed out in this thread yet thank you for bringing it to our attention and wow bonus points for the irony of insulting others for not reading you really knocked this one out of the park
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