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why do old people have to hang out in gas stations in the morning, can't they die or go to a VFW or something
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Feb 29, 2020 13:43
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You must not have Bob Evans. Being able to sit there all goddamned day for the price of a cup of coffee.
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Feb 29, 2020 13:53
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they are troves of local lore, you fool. ask them if they've seen anything strange happening in the woods lately.
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Feb 29, 2020 14:09
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Old people who just take up space at your workplace and refuse to leave when you have to clean up or close up shop really should just crumble into dust and stop bothering people
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Feb 29, 2020 14:45
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Well, where else would they be, OP? Tied up in your basement? You disgust me.
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Feb 29, 2020 14:49
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They have to play keno with their social security money
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Feb 29, 2020 14:49
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motherfucker just standing in front of the coffee, taking a sip and adding a drop of half and half for an hour while you stand there, wishing for a stroke to put one of you in sweet oblivion
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Feb 29, 2020 15:23
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OP how old are you that you actually go inside the gas station in tyool 2019
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Feb 29, 2020 15:27
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they always holdin up the line to buy a stack of lotto tickets
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Feb 29, 2020 15:27
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VikingSkull posted:why do old people have to hang out in gas stations in the morning, can't they die or go to a VFW or something they hang out at tim hortons here. and its like jesus christ, stop loving hanging out at tim's and taking up every loving parking space. i just want a morning coffee
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Feb 29, 2020 15:37
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Working the cash in a convenience store, I knew the daily stories and medical record of so many people... why yes, do remind me you have an appointment coming soon to take care of your cataracts, I already forgot since you only told me 3 days in a row. I'm glad I don't work in a store anymore. Risky posted:they always holdin up the line to buy a stack of lotto tickets The best ones are the people that tell you, every loving time, how unlucky they were that one time the winning numbers were just 1 off the numbers they always take. How many times can you tell that same story before you get sick and tired of telling it? They will never get tired of telling that story.
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Feb 29, 2020 15:37
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People getting owned by stationary geezers itt. Nice.
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Feb 29, 2020 15:39
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you broke my grill posted:OP how old are you that you actually go inside the gas station in tyool 2019 i needed smokes
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Feb 29, 2020 16:35
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Soon, you will join them. It is inevitable.
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Feb 29, 2020 16:59
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Obsidianheart posted:Soon, you will join them. It is inevitable. VikingSkull posted:i needed smokes
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Feb 29, 2020 17:19
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one of the gas stations in my town is where all the olds hang out because they start making breakfast at 5am. they have a lovely seating area outside and whenever i drive past its the same olds, bitching about the same things, staring out in to the same dark woods. same poo poo, every day. purgatory is real
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Feb 29, 2020 17:21
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the gas station nearest my subdivision is always filled with old folks raving about how awesome trump is as they buy their lotto tickets and drink lovely coffee. Its all i can do to keep my mouth shut when i go in to buy my smokes.
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Feb 29, 2020 17:25
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"best coffee in town!" the sign exclaims. the olds form a line to pour folgers black coffee before shuffling off to their seat
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Feb 29, 2020 17:26
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all i'm seeing is a bunch of hermit computer touchers whining about people who remember how to be outside
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Feb 29, 2020 17:28
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a young redneck comes in to buy dip and a mountain dew before his 6am shift at the factory. its going to be a long 8 hours. he peers forlornly at the benches. he knows what the future holds
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Feb 29, 2020 17:28
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large_gourd posted:all i'm seeing is a bunch of hermit computer touchers whining about people who remember how to be outside a sanctimonious poster barges in to the thread. "heh kids these days are never not on their computers and technological beep boops." theres a seat waiting for him
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Feb 29, 2020 17:30
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Those olds keep the gas station from closing, you don’t make money off of gas, pay at the pump was the worst thing to ever happen to gas stations
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Feb 29, 2020 17:56
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I dunno. This place has been around a while, a decent chunk of the forums users could probably fit right in.
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Feb 29, 2020 17:57
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Maybe SA has become the gas station of tje internet long ago.
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Feb 29, 2020 18:02
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if only there was a way to combine the aesthetic of a gas station lottery area with the comfort of a mens gym locker room
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Feb 29, 2020 18:03
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patent pending
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Feb 29, 2020 18:04
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Old's Gym has a long line
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Feb 29, 2020 18:05
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they can play keno and scratch offs while blow drying their balls and talking about facebook posts im a goddamn genius
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Feb 29, 2020 18:07
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The parking lot at the grocery store was already filled with other old people sitting in their cars staring at the world.
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Feb 29, 2020 18:10
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Robo Reagan posted:a young redneck comes in to buy dip and a mountain dew before his 6am shift at the factory. its going to be a long 8 hours. he peers forlornly at the benches. he knows what the future holds good
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Feb 29, 2020 18:13
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what I'm reading here is that not smoking means I deal with way less old people
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Feb 29, 2020 18:31
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for old people the workflow is like: hanging with your family ---> hanging out alone in public ---> old folks home ---> death. what you are seeing at the gas station is old people in the second phase of elderly existence.
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Feb 29, 2020 18:42
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resistentialism posted:what I'm reading here is that not smoking means I deal with way less old people yet because i smoke I probably won't ever have to be old myself... hmm toss up.
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Feb 29, 2020 18:49
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resistentialism posted:what I'm reading here is that not smoking means I deal with way less old people
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Feb 29, 2020 18:56
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if only you could buy gasoline online
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Feb 29, 2020 19:00
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at least once a week one of the olds in line with me tells me that cigarettes are bad for me im like yeah thats the point you loving fossil
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Feb 29, 2020 19:02
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Icochet posted:People getting owned by stationary geezers itt. Nice.
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Feb 29, 2020 19:47
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VikingSkull posted:old people, can't they die
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Feb 29, 2020 19:49
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Obsidianheart posted:Soon, you will join them. It is inevitable. I don't know about that, I kinda make it a habit not to start telling my whole life story to random strangers who obviously have no loving interest for it. Wait, what am I doing right now? 
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Feb 29, 2020 19:55
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Over here every Tim Horton's has its regular half-dozen to a dozen of olds that spend every hour of every day there, it's basically their only social life. I cannot say anything against that, good for them they get to socialize at all, I'm just glad I'm not them and I hope I never get to that. Hopefully when I'm 80 years old there will still be a Geriatric Bullshit forum to fill that void. BTW have you guys seen that new ad on the TV? You know the one I'm talking about? Ha! The things they come up with!
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