Scott Adams cancelled: The Dilbert Virginity Fortress

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Bust Rodd posted:

Scott Adams doesn�t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as this absolute legend

Tell me about it, I won't have anyone sully the name of the Dilberito in this thread.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 14:48

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:45

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Arrhythmia posted:

e: joke that didn't work

Congrats on having a better grasp on comedy than the Dilbert guy

# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 00:52

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Can we talk about Dilbert 2 and 3 instead, I feel we need to talk about them more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLWSwvvPnmQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1iKiX-58Ao

# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 11:04

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hammerite posted:

if you stuck your fingers in a womans rear end she would never react violently

Scott Adams believes this

# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 20:52

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

i feel like the major difference between Scott Adams and Jim Davis is probably that Davis has a few people who actually like him in his life to keep his opinions about which races are best from hitting Twitter unfiltered

Jim Davis is a businessman who prioritizes making money and is overall pretty chill about his character being a walking meme at this point as it means more money.

Scott Adams meanwhile can't stop talking about the horrors of black people and fingering buttholes.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 23:46

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Is this the Day of Reckoning that Papa John was talking about?

# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 20:16

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

a mysterious cloak posted:

I'm the Buy button that never gets clicked

Your loss, I clicked it and now I own all of Dilbert.

My first act is to make the cboyardee animations Dilbert canon.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 02:06

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Glad to see Scott follow his own advice and try to be the best combination of cartoonist and racist he could be.

I mean it failed because his cartoonist career is over and he just has the racism now, but he tried.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 12:39

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Jelly posted:

I have no mouth, and I must slur

# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 20:28

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

No, you see, they're tools designed specifically for cow-use purposes.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 18:09

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Salt Fish posted:

You should email this along with the original to bill. You might be able to help him with other comics too.

This but overlay a picture of Calvin pissing on the drawing.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2023 23:12

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I also have thoughts about Watterson's politics.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 01:20

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

istewart posted:

More importantly, did he break down and start selling bizarre Dilbert fetish art yet? 5:1 odds that's how this ends up. Once he realizes nobody is paying attention to him anymore, Dilbertflation 2024 here we come

I know someone will somehow find a way to prove me wrong on this, but I still feel safe saying this:

Not even the internet is horny for Dilbert.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 19:37

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Scott Adams is too woke to let Dilbert say "gently caress".

# ¿ Mar 31, 2023 19:39

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I personally recommend not searching for cartoon porn.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 20:24

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Jelly posted:

This is one of the best things about conservative creative content. They know they're pieces of poo poo who can't say the quiet parts too loud, and this subtlety will always create conflict in their own ranks, even though the people who will attack them for it do the exact same thing themselves.

They're incapable of creating content they would truly enjoy, not because they can't, but because they're all cowards.

It's probably why they all admire Trump so much, since he's too vain/oblivious to give a poo poo about the consequences of his words and actions, and his fanbase confuses that for bravery and conviction.

Hell, Scott Adams literally said he was too scared to vote for Trump over Clinton. Is it truly a surprise that Dilbert Uncut is the same loving comic but with a mildly conservative bent?

# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 21:02

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I don't know if I can wait two whole weeks to read a controversial Dilbert comic.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 19:57

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Women everywhere are bemoaning the Dilbert guy discovering masturbation

# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 18:53

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Neito posted:

Wandering around the incel convention bent over commando in a skirt, making men gay against their will.

Your hypnotic butthole is making the Dilberts gay.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2023 02:09

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:45

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

How to tell someone hasn't gotten laid in decades

# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 11:12

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