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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

sigher posted:

Alive or dead?

Listen, I don't have time to check each one....

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Anyone here done the ohms mod to their fleshlight? Just can't get enough joules to pump my hog.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

We have strayed from Gods light

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!

dads friend steve posted:

We have strayed from Gods light

God never had shown its light in this forum.

Descend to slumber
May 12, 2001



Bronze Fonz posted:

We used to keep the horse in there but your mom kept complaining about the smell. :(

Well we used to keep your mom in there but the horse kept complaining about the smell!

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

Not mine, but the 4 cut off hooves from a baby deer roadkill. And a ratty rear end sex swing. All in some dilapidated complex in the city.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


The Dregs posted:

I remember my bachelor roommate and I always planned a roomful of throw pillows. He was only around a month because he never paid rent, but to this day I still think a pillow room would be super comfy.

That just makes me feel really bad for your roommate. Couldn't he have gotten some financial help from the uni or government? Wait this is probably the US I forgot.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Classic video game consoles and a bunch of 27” CRT TVs. No games though.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

I guess some talcum powder and wet wipes wouldn’t hurt

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

drunkenmonkeystyle posted:

God never had shown its light in this forum.

I'm God posting in this forum

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm God posting in this forum

I never invite God to the sexatorium. Total. Killjoy.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Literally A Person posted:

I never invite God to the sexatorium. Total. Killjoy.

God could gently caress everyone with everything all the time.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sex Skeleton posted:

God could gently caress everyone with everything all the time.

It takes all the challenge out of it :mad:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

It takes all the challenge out of it :mad:

If only a lady could just sit right down on you and take all you’re love. :allears:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
For Sale: Sexatorium furnishings. Never used.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Sex Skeleton posted:

God could gently caress everyone with everything all the time.

Usually he just watches.

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.
A giggling Elmo doll of course.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Obsidianheart posted:

Usually he just watches.

God helps those who help themselves.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If you know what I mean.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*nudges you with elbow*

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

I can tell you what's not in my sexatorium.... Women :(

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

MakaVillian posted:

I can tell you what's not in my sexatorium.... Women :(

Sometimes it's nice to just hang out with your JO buds in the sexatorium.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lotsa food. I like the thicker variety of partners

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat
Sexatorium? Oh, do you mean my palatial fuckery? Why, I only keep the most virile of gladiators there.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Nothing that’ll give you rug burn, that’s for goddamn sure

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Crystals. Lots and lots of crystals.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I mean it was listed as a sexatorium when I bought the place but I've never really needed it, much like the 3rd bathroom, so I just use it to store stuff, like my old Tandy computer or some He-mans from the 80s. Gotta clean it out though, I saw some mold in there the other day.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
A Eek the Cat fursuit

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Nothing IN mine, but it's MADE out of the bones of those who oppose sexotorium installations.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Archer666 posted:

A Eek the Cat fursuit

It's pronounced Eek! The cat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
A collection of silk robes, each one finer than the last.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
an old exercise bike, a pile of yellow pages from 1990-2010, and a mouse skeleton

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
A grotesque watercolor painting of myself dressed as a twi'lek dancer that I made in sex ed

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Y'all ever seen how big a sump pump that's rated for cumlube is?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Icochet posted:

A grotesque watercolor painting of myself dressed as a twi'lek dancer that I made in sex ed

Finally a tasteful decoration.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Literally A Person posted:

Sometimes it's nice to just hang out with your JO buds in the sexatorium.

…. You wanna hang out??

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Mine doubles as a cheese cave

Seriously 2.0
May 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747
I have printed out (and laminated!) posters of all the mods avatars. When someone gets modded or demodded I update my stock.

I considered doing this for all my favourite posters too, but then I wouldn't have much room left.

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!

I just recently purchased a 9' tall JO crystal for my sexatorium. Get on my level. :colbert:

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I've been scouring the deviantart thread for ages trying to find the perfect piece of art and finally:

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