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DOOM ANIMAL CROSSING MARCH TWENTIETH
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DOOM 39 13.36%
ANIMAL CROSSING 41 14.04%
DOOM ANIMAL CROSSING 84 28.77%
Melinda Megamelons and her gang of busty felons (Inc Bowsette) 56 19.18%
hotgirl69 72 24.66%
Total: 292 votes
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Weedle
May 31, 2006




Hwurmp posted:

well if you'd not recommend not doing it then we'd all better do it immediately

I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

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Weedle
May 31, 2006




I would buy any Grand Theft Auto game they put on the Switch. Even 1 or Advance.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




I've played a little over half an hour of Doom 3 on medium difficulty and so far the most monsters I have fought at one time is two

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Maybe there wouldn't be so many industrial accidents at the UAC base if the rooms were lit by more than a single hanging bulb

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Doom 2016 enemies are a little more bullet-spongey than I'd like tbh but at least when you get em their guts blow up real good instead of the doom 3 creeps going like "guh" and ragdolling in place

Weedle
May 31, 2006




MMF Freeway posted:

they already did and no one wanted it

apparently this is true but i have literally never heard of "quake champions" before despite releasing a year and a half ago. maybe that's part of the problem

Weedle
May 31, 2006




quake 1 is my favorite quake game so i too would like another game in that style

Weedle
May 31, 2006




MMF Freeway posted:

You've played DUSK right? Everyone should play DUSK

no i forgot about dusk but i'm waiting for the switch version

Weedle
May 31, 2006




if i'm looking for a game to take my mind off irl bad poo poo i'm probably going for one where i'm not constantly thinking "a rapist made this." but that's just me

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Convex posted:

wait the guy was an actual rapist? I didn't know that :(

Now the game is loving ruined, thanks

my mistake, i thought the rapist also worked for the company but he was just a fan/pal of jick and hotstuff. just regular old non-rape abuse from jick i guess

Weedle
May 31, 2006




LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

I forgot how ugly the main menu is in Doom 2016, now including 2 gigantic ads for the sequel.

when i first got it for switch there were like 9 buttons of various sizes but they all went to a total of two different screens

Weedle
May 31, 2006




im rear end godzilla

Weedle
May 31, 2006




does it come with a bedsore treatment kit

Weedle
May 31, 2006




genius game director koji igarashi announces that they will not be developing the $5mil "roguelike mode" stretch goal for bloodstained and also it was impossible from the start so you uhhhh get some new game options instead



quote:

"Unfortunately, the code that was created early in the game's development is not currently compatible with this type of gameplay (especially a procedurally generated castle)," Igarashi said.

"Due to this, we regret to announce that we will not be developing Roguelike as part of the project's planned stretch goals."

Weedle
May 31, 2006




melinda megamelons, so named because of her *googles* relatively normal-sized bust

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Jay Rust posted:

The only good remake was The Thing (1982)

see also: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978); The Blob (1988)

Weedle
May 31, 2006




al-azad posted:

I also like Odium, one of the weird eurojank rpgs of the 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJL5Wx--d-Q

fun fact: this company was also working on a witcher game at the same time but ditched it to focus exclusively on odium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwiQGsFbJEc

unfortunately the director of these games was adrian chmielarz, now best known for writing long medium posts about feminazis and whatever he thinks "cultural maoism" is

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Andrast posted:

what's the facism of game design?

linear levels in military-themed shooters

Weedle
May 31, 2006




do not think, just kill the other

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Zaphod42 posted:

Wait what

Batman is like mario now where he pauses the story to play badminton with his enemies

they're time trial obstacle courses. classic riddler move

Weedle
May 31, 2006




HoboTech posted:

Hey I'm just going to flop into this thread like a wet sack of potatoes to ask the question:

What's everyone's opinion on VR in PC gaming?

it owns for vehicle sims

Weedle
May 31, 2006




its like $20 i think

Weedle
May 31, 2006




RBA Starblade posted:

I love Civ 4 and 5 but if you conquer one or two civs early you're an unstoppable juggernaut since it gives you a whole continent or two to yourself

fired up a game of civ 6 a while ago to find that i spawned two hexes away from the us, whom i promptly declared war on and annihilated. the pendulum swingeth

Weedle
May 31, 2006




bowsette is hot. im sorry. im posting whats in my heart

Weedle
May 31, 2006




i played skyrim for the first time on switch and really enjoyed it but lol i immediately followed it up with breath of the wild and witcher 3 which make skyrim look like absolute poo poo by comparison

Weedle
May 31, 2006




remaking games makes a lot more sense than remaking movies because the actual process of playing the game can be improved substantially

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Infinitum posted:

The currency for the New World order is toilet paper, and I hope you're stocked up fucko

can you believe these pigs are literally wiping their loving rear end with money while the rest of us starve

Weedle
May 31, 2006




i'm glad botw had no dungeons. probably a big part of why it's the only zelda game i actually like

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Relax Or DIE posted:

*two years from now* in retrospect it seems so obvious for Reggie to save GameStop by installing dick sucking machines in them, I've almost deposited enough Gamer Loads to get 10% off a pre-owned game

Do they give you a copy of one of those mid-2000s Video Game Babez magazines to look at?

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Weedle
May 31, 2006




SeXReX posted:

Everyone always talks about Western cartoons having "fetish episodes" but no one ever wants to talk about the multiple whole rear end story arcs in dragon Ball z about tf and vore

i have not heard this from anyone ever, much less "everyone always"

Weedle
May 31, 2006




I said come in! posted:

I want to be excited about this, but 2K makes horrible sports games.

spend vc to reduce debuffs from cte

Weedle
May 31, 2006




i'm going to take my laptop home from work today and play tony hawk 3 on it :twisted:

Weedle
May 31, 2006




the headmaster sent out an email to everyone today saying we are fully prepared for remote learning which as the IT guy was news to me but hey i assume he's somehow already made sure that all the teachers and students have a home pc and internet access because it would be really stupid to say that if you didn't check first!!

Weedle
May 31, 2006




i fired up thps3 in a ps2 emulator. hadn't played it in at least a decade. turns out it's still a perfect video game

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Waffleman_ posted:

A year or two ago, I tried THUGPRO not having touched a Tony Hawk in like a decade, but the muscle memory was so immediate, I was taken aback.

i know i was like "i'll just play for a few minutes" and i ended up banging out half the career mode with rodney mullen. i didn't have to relearn a thing and it's just as good as i remember. as i said, a perfect video game

Weedle
May 31, 2006




why doesn't someone make a skateboarding game that just copies the tony hawk control scheme exactly. is that illegal or something

Weedle
May 31, 2006




ONE YEAR LATER posted:

The government says to go to the doctor and to stay home from work but they also say that healthcare isn't a right and that employers don't need to provide their employees with paid sick time off so a true gently caress you situation. I'm just gonna sit here and wait for more info about the Mario Lego sets and hope I don't get sick.

MY WIFE manages a panera and they announced that they will not be extending any extra paid sick leave to employees but employees are free to apply for a payout from the employee hardship fund (funded by donations from other employees' paychecks) in case of financial hardship. don't go to panera for a while

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Cowcaster posted:

would a castlevania porno be asstlevania or castlevagina

AssholeMania

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Weedle
May 31, 2006




Phantasium posted:

sometimes i wonder how many posters have me on an ignore list

i had the tab open for a while :shrug:

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