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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

see title

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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


because it's cool. next question.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.



Why did Dash Rendar steal Han's DL44?

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

nobody has a good answer for this

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


i am at work. when i get home i will post more cosplay and the answer will be evident

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






Cease to Hope posted:

nobody has a good answer for this

because he would look silly if he wore a whole tire

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

the real question is what happened to the rest of the tire

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.




Cease to Hope posted:

the real question is what happened to the rest of the tire

He actually has 3 outfits that each have 2/3 of a tire.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

i still wonder this

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


cease to hope for a satisfying answer

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

The only one who knew the real answer was ol' Squizzle

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

Dash Rendar posted:

cease to hope for a satisfying answer

sometimes the pondering is the satisfying part

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004






Disney should redo the OT with Dash Rendar instead of Han

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004






the fact that Dash isnt even on the cover of Shadows of the Empire is a goddamn injustice.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

STOP BEING EVIL.


Dash Rendaria
Pop: 2/3 Tire

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

low vis




Dash wears 2/3s of a tire on his shoulders because he wears the other 1/3 over his taint. See the cosplay pictures above.

Close the thread mods, we've solved the puzzle.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004






he wears it because he carries the entire EU on his goddamn shoulders

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



SlothfulCobra posted:

Dash Rendaria
Pop: 2/3 Tire

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

nine-gear crow posted:

Dash wears 2/3s of a tire on his shoulders because he wears the other 1/3 over his taint.

not only is this a scurrilous lie, i wasn't concerned about the remainder of the tire

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






Cease to Hope posted:

not only is this a scurrilous lie, i wasn't concerned about the remainder of the tire

Cease to Hope posted:

the real question is what happened to the rest of the tire

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


Cease to Hope posted:

i wasn't concerned about the remainder of the tire

in yoda voice


you will be. you will be.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol


hoist by my own petard

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

why is dash rendar no longer dash rendar

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


partly because i wanted to go back to my classic blind sally username, but most people just call me sally anyways, so sally is cool and good. partly because i got the loving sick rear end dash's dandies gangtag made up and i didn't want it to seem like there was a cult worshipping me when really it's a cult worshipping Dash loving Rendar.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


PS, anyone want a "Dash's Dandies" gang tag?

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004






Sally posted:

PS, anyone want a "Dash's Dandies" gang tag?

gently caress yes

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!



i don't have buttons in SFWF... link me a post in LP or make a post in the "Dash Rendar Worship Thread"...

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



Why didn't he use the other 1/3 as a cod piece? He's all Rob Liefeld up top and nothing happening downstairs.

Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Aug 10, 2020

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


Dash rendaf only has one leg

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004






Sally posted:

i don't have buttons in SFWF... link me a post in LP or make a post in the "Dash Rendar Worship Thread"...

i posted there gimme my DASHHHH

also fix my broken rear end pandora cat man avatar that someone gave me

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


well poo poo, i missed a few people. those changes are now in the modqueue. an admin should hit them soon.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


goddamn Dash Rendar is cool, I wish I was Dash Rendar

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator


Gotta go fast

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009



Sally posted:

well poo poo, i missed a few people. those changes are now in the modqueue. an admin should hit them soon.

thank u

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


SRQ
Nov 9, 2009



you said you'd post more cosplay, what happened

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

still thinkin about that tire

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