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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Stuff that’s happening:

Trump has put VP Mike Pence in charge of the US response to the coronavirus sweeping the globe, which means we can look forward to hearing about how Pence only got coffee for the campaign and was never really involved in anything important in a couple of months when global air travel is shut down, bulldozers are digging mass graves for the virus’ victims at Mar a Lago, and Madagascar has closed its ports. Unless of course the CDC finds that coronavirus turns people gay, in which case Pence will direct the full fury of the US government in an effort not seen since the Manhattan Project.

A bunch of Democrats are still running for President, but it’s all for naught now that Marianne Williamson and her big crystal energy are gone.

We will finally have peace in Afghanistan thanks to the bigliest and bestest deal ever. The troops are coming home, soon!

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Fuuuck you beat me.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
As many of us expected, the bills are coming for the original group of wuhan evacuees. The general reaction seems to be "wtf, I thought this was paid for?"
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/29/upshot/coronavirus-surprise-medical-bills.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Immanentized posted:

As many of us expected, the bills are coming for the original group of wuhan evacuees. The general reaction seems to be "wtf, I thought this was paid for?"
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/29/upshot/coronavirus-surprise-medical-bills.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

If Michael Bloomberg were savvy, he would pay their medical bills today.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Platystemon posted:

If Michael Bloomberg were savvy, he would pay their medical bills today.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234107011614285824

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I don’t like either men at all.

But gently caress having to read Trumps drivel. The loving president of the United States tweeting like a elementary school bully.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Immanentized posted:

As many of us expected, the bills are coming for the original group of wuhan evacuees. The general reaction seems to be "wtf, I thought this was paid for?"
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/29/upshot/coronavirus-surprise-medical-bills.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Wasn’t this the guy who was coughing on Fox News, and was later alleged to be a grifter?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yep, that's the grifter.

He's good at grifting media attention, at least.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

LingcodKilla posted:

I don’t like either men at all.

But gently caress having to read Trumps drivel. The loving president of the United States tweeting like a elementary school bully.

Say what you will about Mike Bloomberg, but at least he speaks coherently and can walk a straight line.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CNN is running around in circles cheering about their heir apparent zirconium joe, and how he has now totally crushed Bernie and all other Democratic primary contenders

I guess you gotta take your wins when you can get them because joe is about the worse possible candidate the Democratic party could put forward next to Mayo Pete

bengy81
May 8, 2010

orange juche posted:

CNN is running around in circles cheering about their heir apparent zirconium joe, and how he has now totally crushed Bernie and all other Democratic primary contenders

I guess you gotta take your wins when you can get them because joe is about the worse possible candidate the Democratic party could put forward next to Mayo Pete

Isn't Joe still 10 delegates behind Bernie?

vuk83
Oct 9, 2012
What's worse is when it hit the immigrant population, they're not gonna come forward in this climate.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


One of the worst things about Trump is his approach of not paying his vendors until a court forces him to, and it's one of the reasons he had to resort to reality TV.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



bengy81 posted:

Isn't Joe still 10 delegates behind Bernie?

Don't tell CNN that

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1234121308041969664

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
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Ultra Carp

bengy81 posted:

Isn't Joe still 10 delegates behind Bernie?

Sanders still has the inside track to the nomination imo, but Biden crushing South Carolina is definitely cause for concern. African-American voters are one of the most important demographics in the Democratic Party, and as SC demonstrated most of them are still backing Biden.

At this point, it really comes down to Super Tuesday, and whether Sanders gets enough votes to put up a solid delegate lead. California and Texas are, by far, going to be the biggest states to watch.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Glad to see Bernie’s following has such an internet presence that they’ve already hijacked the hashtag.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

gently caress you

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



https://twitter.com/reset_by_peer/status/1233961386633547776?s=20

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Senator Sanders is going to dominate Super Tuesday, to own the libs

US Berder Patrol fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Mar 1, 2020

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010

Lol

Alaan
May 24, 2005

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/01/syria-turkey-russia-planes-shot-down-118382

Strap in for fun. Two Syrian planes shot down by Turkey over Syria apparently.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Alaan posted:

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/01/syria-turkey-russia-planes-shot-down-118382

Strap in for fun. Two Syrian planes shot down by Turkey over Syria apparently.

Think this’ll change much? They were already invading Syrian soil with our backing.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
With our backing?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://twitter.com/bradkjenkins/status/1234162165612937218?s=20

Someone who knows more than me tell me what happens with this now

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The next appointee re-signs all the current policies and we go around again.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

So apparently the local Costco is sold out of toilet paper, bottled water and tylenol. And bleach is hard to come by at the local grocery stores.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Dammit I forgot to buy more TP today.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

orange juche posted:

https://twitter.com/bradkjenkins/status/1234162165612937218?s=20

Someone who knows more than me tell me what happens with this now

It halts the first two of the 'Asylum Directives' described here:

quote:

On July 2, 2019, three weeks after assuming his new office, Cuccinelli issued a memorandum announcing a revised policy for scheduling credible-fear interviews in expedited removal proceedings. AR 113. Under the revised policy, USCIS (1) reduced the time allotted for asylum seekers to consult with others prior to their credible-fear interviews from 72 or 48 hours to “one full calendar day from the date of arrival at a detention facility,” AR 113 (“reduced-time-to-consult directive”), and (2) prohibited asylum officers from granting asylum seekers extensions of time to prepare for their credible-fear interviews, “except in the most extraordinary of circumstances,” id.; see also AR 114 (“prohibition-on-extensions directive”). Although not reflected in the memorandum, Plaintiffs assert that Cuccinelli also cancelled [3] “[t]he in-person [legal] orientation process that was” previously “in place” at the Dilley Detention Center in Dilley, Texas. Dkt. 12-2 at 3–4 (Fluharty Decl. ¶¶ 6–7) (“in-person-orientation directive”). Before its cancellation, according to Plaintiffs, that policy “allowed asylum seekers to ask questions about their legal rights, provided the only means of transmitting information to asylum seekers who cannot read, and facilitated understanding for asylum seekers with special needs, including disabilities or competency issues.” Dkt. 12 at 18; see also Dkt. 12-2 at 3–4 (Fluharty Decl. ¶¶ 6–7). Taken together, Plaintiffs refer to these revised policies as the “Asylum Directives.”
https://t.co/TafFMgAgGM?amp=1
The removal of the in-person orientation is the directive that remains after this ruling.

The effect of the directives are noted here: article.
(Cutting the pass rate on one step of the asylum process from 97% to 10%)
Unfortunately, the removal of the in-person orientation may be the directive most responsible for the huge increase in denials.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Mar 1, 2020

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Last thread we were talking about Stacey Abrams and Bloomberg. Here they are this morning, hitting the church scene.

https://twitter.com/JB_MAJOR333/status/1234177315040571392?s=20

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
If I had to guess, he promised her voter outreach thing a shitload of money. Which amusingly if it were true, is one of the few things he's done with his money that actually help the party.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Vasudus posted:

If I had to guess, he promised her voter outreach thing a shitload of money. Which amusingly if it were true, is one of the few things he's done with his money that actually help the party.

$5 million

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/leninology/status/1234161689966321667

Now isnt that weird :thunk:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

yes very odd

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Vasudus posted:

If I had to guess, he promised her voter outreach thing a shitload of money. Which amusingly if it were true, is one of the few things he's done with his money that actually help the party.
Yes and no.
Check out this Twitter thread (1/17) that Acebuckeye13 posted last thread:
https://mobile.twitter.com/blakezeff/status/1227976156936171520

joat mon fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Mar 1, 2020

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Just left the Eden Prairie Costco, they sold out of bottled water, antiseptic wipes, and bleach.

THIS IS SUBURBAN TWIN CITIES, WE'RE GONNA BE FINE YOU PANICKY MOTHERFUCKERS

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Godholio posted:

With our backing?

Our pullout and offering of the Kurds on a platter on top of the administration’s public support for the Turks wasn’t exactly opposition.

I guess you could be generous and just say we left the door open on our way out.

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Mar 1, 2020

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

BigDave posted:

Just left the Eden Prairie Costco, they sold out of bottled water, antiseptic wipes, and bleach.

THIS IS SUBURBAN TWIN CITIES, WE'RE GONNA BE FINE YOU PANICKY MOTHERFUCKERS

I just left the Costco in northern San Diego county. There were lots of people buying food and standing in line for $1.50 hotdogs that come with a free fountain drink.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hekk posted:

I just left the Costco in northern San Diego county. There were lots of people buying food and standing in line for $1.50 hotdogs that come with a free fountain drink.

Those hotdogs are the truth for $1.50.

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