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gently caress it I hope every old rich rear end in a top hat catches this poo poo and destroys them.
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I said rear end in a top hat Bill's a pretty chill dude these days.
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Mar 12, 2020 18:50
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Geoj posted:Seems like there's an unnecessary step in there somewhere - what's the point in hoarding all of that wealth if you're just going to give it away to charities that help the people hoarding said wealth hurt in the first place? I think he was a kind of lovely person back in the day. I think he had a change of heart is all.
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Mar 12, 2020 19:19
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Katie Porter is a goddamned legend. Dad thinks he has it. He's old and has a heart condition. I'm off to panic now
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Mar 13, 2020 04:11
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Whew. Dad's Doctors have updated him with he MIGHT have been exposed but it's unlikely. The person with it is not confirmed, they only think they have it. Unrelated but I've started becoming more familiar with Harry Potter so I've started making stupid HP references whenever I talk to my wife and she hates it and it's hilarious how irritated she gets now that I understand her fandom.
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Mar 13, 2020 14:04
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Dad has not been tested and the scenario is the person who they had initially confirmed to have it only thinks they have it via exposure to someone else they think has it. Yesterday it was "he came into the ER claiming he'd been tested elsewhere and came home to be treated near his family." So dad is okay for the moment. My nerves were a little frayed there.
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Mar 13, 2020 15:32
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My wife and I were both out and made stops at Costco so we both picked up TP before the craze went wild. So we have a lot. I'm gonna make a grocery run at midnight to hopefully avoid the idiots, I need some goddamned tuna.
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Mar 13, 2020 19:46
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A guy in my C&C group posted about getting stopped for running a stoplight. He claims he started fake coughing before the officer got to the window and the cop saw him hacking and turned around and left. While I don't believe it actually happened it did make me think that police will be less likely to interact with the public for fear of infection. So we're either going to see a lot of people get away with poo poo or a lot more people getting shot/tazed with no warning.
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Mar 14, 2020 07:40
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I take no responsibility" That's the end of his Presidency.
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Mar 14, 2020 15:08
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Beach Bum posted:Context? I'm at a racetrack but I do love some good Donaldisms. He held a press conference and took the time to blame everyone else, even Obama! And his previous statements haven't gotten scores of Americans killed. Which is totally going to happen.
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Mar 14, 2020 15:38
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Beach Bum posted:Another one? I heard the one last night with all the CEOs where Pence was practically fellating him, hell I almost gagged myself... This lays it out better than I can https://amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/607969/
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Mar 14, 2020 16:17
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Mar 14, 2020 17:22
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It was time!
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Mar 14, 2020 17:39
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I was very upfront about the car and any issues it had. He was smitten once the turbo spooled. He didn't lowball me but offered a couple hundred below my asking price but it was still well above my bottom dollar so I made him promise to take care of it and we fist bumped on the deal.
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Mar 14, 2020 18:11
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Charles posted:The only Proteges I've seen in recent years are really old people in my neighborhood who have basically stopped driving. Well, I still see a 3rd gen every once in a while. My neighbor had a mint '92 LX but it was an auto and I don't have a place to put it. There's somehow a rust free MP5 rolling around town and I still love those little wagons. I'm always tempted to flag him down or follow him and leave a note offering to buy it.
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Mar 15, 2020 07:10
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The Royal Nonesuch posted:H&K's aren't really known for rust. You should buy it either way, might come in useful these days.  We're going gun shopping tomorrow.
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nm posted:You gotta be a really really good aim to hit coronaviruses. I'm just being prepared for that rare mutation that turns people into super strong flesh eaters.
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Mar 15, 2020 07:25
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Hey if I catch this poo poo we need to organize a gofundme to get me the money so I can get to Mitch McConnel and infect him.
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Mar 15, 2020 07:39
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Looks like a fuckload of churches are still holding service today. Nothing of value will be lost I guess.
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Mar 15, 2020 12:39
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Mar 15, 2020 14:24
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Yeah, anyone in the service industry is turbo hosed.
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Mar 15, 2020 16:34
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I bet if you wrap one of them IT WORKS wraps around your head you'd be immune.
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Mar 15, 2020 17:16
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There's a FB post circulating claiming gargling salt water kills the virus.
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Mar 15, 2020 21:05
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So this is what martial law looks like.
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Mar 16, 2020 03:55
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KillHour posted:I can't! Touching my face is amazing and I can't stop! JUST TOUCH YOUR DICK LIKE A NORMAL GOON
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Mar 16, 2020 15:38
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Applebees Appetizer posted:It amazing to me how many people can’t even boil loving water. I can’t imagine having to live on microwave dinners and chips, I wonder how many people in this country live on an entirely processed food diet. Processed poo poo is cheap and easy to make. Actual healthy food takes time and effort.
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Mar 16, 2020 15:46
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Dad's pretty shaken up, being told he had it and then not and now he's pretty scared by his risk group. So I'm going over to do some shopping for him tomorrow, hopefully I can find what he needs.
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Mar 16, 2020 16:44
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I have many friends employed at the local GM Plant and the current word is that management has said that there is no plan to shut down at any point, even if there is a lock down/quarantine. Which is on brand for GM.
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Mar 16, 2020 18:20
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I'm not a doomsday prepper but I cleaned out the chest freezer and plugged it back in. Any time I'm out I'm going to buy a few extras and fill that fucker up.
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Mar 16, 2020 18:55
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Well that was a hectic day but Dad is now supplied for the coming storm. He had a ton of stuff already so I filled his freezer with cold cuts and loaded him up with his vitamins and the Gatorade he likes. And I went to four different stores and didn't panic shop, only bought 2 of each item (except for this gross peach nectur poo poo he likes). At 70 with a bad heart valve I don't need him getting this poo poo if it can be avoided. Thankfully he's an obsessive model railroader and has enough unbuilt poo poo in his basement and garage to keep himself busy for months. I just wish he wasn't 45 minutes away. Tomorrow I check mom's stock and hopefully pick up the gun.
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I've wanted to buy a gun again for ages but my wife is very scared of them. I'm part of a FB car group and a bunch of loonies have been making posts saying they don't care if they run out of poo poo, they'll just take what they want from DUMBOCRATS. So yeah, having a boom boom on hand won't be a bad thing. I do wish we'd bought the new front door already.
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Mar 17, 2020 19:47
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Geoj posted:They're not even going to play the Reaganomics card - they'll roll out the "these companies are too big to fail and will drag down the entire economy if we don't bail them out" boogeyman. The economy is already hosed.
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Sounds like we're going to remain open on a skeleton crew if they call for a shutdown. We're an essential medical supplier and they don't want to disrupt the supply chain if possible.
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Mar 18, 2020 16:31
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meatpimp posted:The earth knows it needs to protect itself from boomers. I LoL'd
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Darchangel posted:My what? We ended up owing $3000. I made $24K more than last year and my wife only had 4% withheld for federal. So we've sorted that out so we don't get hosed again next year. I'm really curious to see how much they end up sending out.
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MomJeans420 posted:Surely the airlines don't need to get bailed out after the massive tax cuts they received, what with all the money they saved. Just as long as they didn't do something stupid like massive stock buybacks to drive up the share price and get insane compensation for the corporate officers. How could anyone be that foolish?
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Mar 18, 2020 17:58
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The UAW has reached an agreement for a shutdown. Sounds like GM is dragging their feet.
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I'm in the worst case scenario mindset pretty much since we saw what happened in China https://www.axios.com/coronavirus-r...VEzYJewB3ZgNlgA 2 million dead Americans.
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Applebees Appetizer posted:That's a pretty loving inflated number dude, I wouldn't buy into that too much I just like to be prepared for terrible poo poo.
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That motherfucking dirty piece of poo poo shows up today and says he's been coughing all night and his throat is dry. Either he's faking for an excuse to leave work or his worthless piece of poo poo rear end is infected and came to work. I am loving livid.
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