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IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Need me some tag

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IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

PipHelix posted:

The mind of a lib is a mysterious wonderland. I posted about a dozen links from 1986 Congressional floor votes, Biden stump speeches from 77 and stuff and got probed for no-content trolling, but since I'd posted in here about not being intimidated by the weird anonymous quasi (it feels weird to use the word for this - even preceded by quasi) bullying, I didn't get a Trump avi.

So if anyone is actually upset about that nonsense, just say you want one. Of course, given how closely they're reading this thread, and their weird, extremely literal reverse psychology, maybe you'll get two, since you only said you didn't want one to not get one and that won't fool them and rape is good, actually, but only if the woman is a lying whore who only has her word and multiple corroborations from decades ago against the word of the guy you were told to like by MSNBC, and its all a Russian plot to undermine your allyship.

It's nice actually, I'd been a good long while, years, before my first probe, and I got it by honestly not representing myself well on a dicey topic. The second one though? Just some bullshit from a guy with enough juice to give it who doesn't think my opinion is legitimate cause I also shared it in here first, so if that's all a rap sheet is, then man that's a load off.

Content: I managed not to cast a ballot for Joseph, Robinette (the most blue collar middle name I've ever heard of, a true Son of Scranton, lots of French influence, lots of German influence out our way) Biden in any election, in any state in our grand union, during the spat.

Omg dude just stop posting in dnd what is wrong with you. Cspam is all you need brother.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Friends, just want to say thank you for not voting for Joe Biden.

I've had shitlibs telling me that I need to be realistic and vote for the Democrats for almost half my life now. They convinced me to vote for Obama twice. I'm proud to say I didn't vote for Hillary. But I felt so alone in that. Now, when I don't vote for Biden on November 4th, I know I'll be not doing it with all of you. What more could a man wish for?

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Fame Douglas posted:

We better hope he's inevitable, I don't think the US will survive another four years of Trump.

Is this stolen valor?

Just kidding. Brother, that No Joe tag of yours is a heavy burden, I know. But it's one we've chosen to bear. Don't give up hope, a No Joe world is right around the corner.

IAMKOREA has issued a correction as of 14:19 on Jun 21, 2020

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
When I say no Joe I don't just mean I'm not voting for him. I want him to lose. The Democratic party needs to die and be replaced. I'm sure at some point some blubbering Whig was telling people that not voting for Scott was a vote for Pierce and look at where the Whig party is now! In the dumpster! Where the Democrats will soon be!

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
This thread's been the most fun I've had on SA since the golden days of LF.

No Joe forever!

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Terror Sweat posted:

Foreign policy wise, probably, environmentally, probably not

Joe 'frack that' Biden is gonna save the environment

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Oh wait no he's not nojoe 4ever

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

the_steve posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: If you really want to piss off Blue MAGA, vote GREEN.
A vote for Howie will literally enrage them more than a dozen votes for Trump.

Aww jeez though, the greens don't support nuclear power. Guess I'm gonna have to hold my nose and vote for Joe "fracking rules, renewables drool" Biden.

Oh wait no I'm not! gently caress Joe Biden.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
How many new nuclear plants were built under Obama, again? You loving dinguses? God drat these people are stupid.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Oh yeah the greens clearly know nothing about energy policy, unlike the Democrats whose policies led to *checks notes* the US producing more oil than Saudi Arabia, massive methane fugitive emissions, and the repeal of laws preventing the export of crude oil? Huh that can't be right, can it?

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Mitch McConnell is actually what all the libs think Pelosi is. He will never lose his seat. Must feel good to be a Republican from Kentucky. Except for the part about being from Kentucky.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Jewel Repetition posted:

I was thinking something along these lines

Incredible.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Organ Fiend posted:

NOJOE from NC here.

Lol if NC is in play so is TX.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

NC has gone blue recently, TX has not.

Maybe TX needs it's own to piss of blue Texas morons.

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Jewel Repetition posted:

Okay, I've decided to use as objective a measure as possible for swing state qualification. If your state has a margin smaller than 7.5% on the 538 election forecast, you're in. So the bluest is Michigan and the reddest is Texas. Here's a list of, I think, every poster who's indicated they're in a swing state. If your name is missing tell me

Judakel https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=293#post508475250
Chris James 2 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=293#post508475317
triple sulk https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=293#post508475325
spacetoaster https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=293#post508475335
Organ Fiend https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=293#post508475428
IAMKOREA https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=293#post508475472
Marx Was A Lib https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=294#post508475500
World War Mammories https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=294#post508475513
Beard Dandruff https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=294#post508475596
WampaLord https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=159895
ThatBasqueGuy https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=196246
a god drat idiot https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=295#post508477617
Iridium https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=295#post508477804
cenotaph https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=295#post508477882
Johnny Five-Jaces https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=295#post508478006
Mind_Taker https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=295#post508479625
Business Gorillas https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=295#post508479766
ikanreed https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=295#post508480024
Heliotrope https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=295#post508480167
Son of Sam-I-Am https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=296#post508480427
DoubleDonut https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=296#post508480901
The Muppets On PCP https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=296#post508481106
BillyC https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=296#post508481377
Bananaquiter https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=296#post508481529
the_steve https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=296#post508481923
Ruggan https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=297#post508488353
moths https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=297#post508488648
Pirate Jet https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=298#post508493696
Clever Moniker https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=298#post508494218
comedyblissoption https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=299#post508495096
Somfin https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=299#post508495116
Raqqa Flocka Flame https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=300&perpage=40#post508503783
Iron Crowned https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=258&perpage=40#post508092312
Azuth0667 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=256&perpage=40#post508069527
Seyser Koze https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=121&perpage=40#post505072582
Corky Romanovsky https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=98&perpage=40#post504722043
BitcoinRockefeller https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=51&perpage=40#post503688312
attackwithspell https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=48&perpage=40#post503615703
Crazycryodude https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=30&perpage=40#post503311024
Thoguh https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=21&perpage=40#post503188815
2DCAT https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=20&perpage=40#post503183674
Zohn https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=2&perpage=40#post502988466
Squizzle https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=98&perpage=40#post504718802
Tunicate https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=98&perpage=40#post504716303
ReidRansom https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=97#post504714474
Seven Force https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=97#post504714329
Phi230 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3916038&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=97#post504712353
The Skeleton King https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=69&perpage=40#post504003770
Sheng-Ji Yang https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=6&perpage=40#post503004713
Myron Baloney https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=227&perpage=40#post507501947
Zamujasa https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=289&perpage=40#post508443820
Dolphin https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=234&perpage=40#post507662350
Who What Now https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3916038&pagenumber=99&perpage=40#post504740138

The links beside the names are just for mod convenience when giving the tag

Hell yeah. Getting a golden tag for TX feels like stolen valor, but hey, the libs are the ones who think it's in play!

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Pawn 17 posted:

Thanks. Also, is voting the opposite of Zuck a good strategy? That’s my first inclination.

That's what I thought at first but the police are on the other side?

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

fat bossy gerbil posted:

I see a lot of third party no joes in here, and I appreciate that. But who among you has the courage to stand with me and not vote at all? America is about as democratic as a banana republic and I refuse to give this sham any legitimacy by pretending it’s not a complete farce.

Hear, hear!

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

PipHelix posted:

You can just make hollandaise sauce. It's not hard. Make a jar of that poo poo, pour it over your poached egg on an english muffin every sunday for a month and not run out. You can also dump a magnum of cheap Jroget into a box of tropicana and get the whole experience.

can i come over for brunch?

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
i mean somehow bolivia, cuba, venezuela all have dope socialist governments despite the machismo

not sure machismo is the problem here

e: not to mention all the countries that would have even doper govs if not for Hillary Clinton and her coups

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Marx Was A Lib posted:

When your only exposure to Cubans is that one episode of Archer

idgi

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
holy poo poo the "off-site" they are bitching about is twitter?

like when i read 'off-site' i thought they meant kiwi farms or some poo poo. i mean not kiwi farms, but some weirdo poo poo like that.

loving twitter

and from someone who uses the SAME loving HANDLE on both sites?

lmfao

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

endlessmonotony posted:

No, no.

They were saying off-site because someone screencapped a SA post on Twitter.

The post that was "off-site" was on SA, and by an idiot king who Main Paineframe could have probated for racism, and didn't.

wait is main painframe good or bad

edit: he's bad right. pretty sure i saw a probed cspammer and the reasoning by main paineframe was for dredging up off site stuff?

i'm like 5 beers deep which is too much to keep up with this poo poo (it's nighttime here btw)

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
at my stupid job our dumb president refuses to speak the name of our competitor. it's literally some voldemort poo poo. we're also coached to not say their name during meetings with our customers, who all also own our competitors product. like that's what referring to twitter as an 'off site' sounds like to me lmfao

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Zedhe Khoja posted:

pick is angling for the MACHISMO poo poo too, as is all of lib twitter.
but pick is going above and beyond with her dumb bullshit


e: I prepare to meet the gods comrades

машаллах, братре...

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

PipHelix posted:

I can't count how many anti-police/ICE protests I've been at where half the signs/chants were about the singular individual of Donald J Trump. For gently caress sake, this summer about 4 (more?) black men were found hanging from trees in one month this summer, and in every case the cops were falling over themselves to declare them all suicides, and even with a Reublican in the white house giving libs permission to be mad at cops, that story completely dropped off the radar by like August. I'm bringing it up cause *I* am only remembering it now for the first time in months. It's going to be a deliberate choice and lots of hard work to find out any negative news, and more to hold it in memory with the entire rest of the country studiously avoiding discussing it.

What I'm saying is unless it happens directly in front of them, or to them or to a family member, no lib is even going to notice anything bad that happens the next 4 years. I can't tell you the number of times during Obama I had libs look at me like a tinfoil hat nutter talking about, like, Tim DeChristopher or Abdulrahman Al-Awlaki until I provided enough sourcing that they HAD to believe it happened. And then the immediate "Well, actually that's good because..." Mothefucker, you only found out about this just now, and you only know the facts I myself told you. Don't give me on the spot some rebuttal I can literally see you pulling from your rear end.

Biden is good, axiomatically. You complaining about anything that happens means you're misinformed, wrong, crazy, or a Trumper, axiomatically.

holy gently caress i forgot about the lynchings this year

god drat america

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IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
what is this poo poo

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