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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Everyone that votes Biden deserves the future of no healthcare they selected.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Gonna write in Hillary. Owns.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Joe Biden stood closer then six feet to me. What a jerk.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I will vote for Joe before I watch this video.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I’m voting Trump for more trumpbux, sorry Joe you stink my Obama phone doesn’t even get tiger king.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Feldegast42 posted:

poo poo guys I almost voted for Joe Biden the other day, how do you guys keep yourselves from doing that

Cocaine keeps your brain sharp.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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empty whippet box posted:

make this man admin

way too smart to take the job.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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fast cars loose anus posted:

If the Democratic Party is actually stupid enough to allow the NeverTrumpers any real influence, it deserves to die

They are, but they won’t die.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I think I have cracked Joes strategy. His plan is to make the libs hate him. When they hate him then chuds will have to vote for him to own them. Profit!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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This dude is gonna stroke out during a televised debate.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I just didn't vote for Joe. I feel good. He was alphabetically first though loving succ dems still rigging.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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The money goes to somehow keeping the forum servers on in a round about way after Lowtax funds his spine medical bankruptcy anyway.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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So glad the dem presidential candidate was chosen by republicans again.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Corky Romanovsky posted:

You also cannot advocate for Joe Biden. Even statements like "joe is bad but..." I mean, you would not be doing that anyway because you are not an apologist for a ra_ist.

Does me saying things like Trump is offering nothing to stop police brutality but Biden is offering corporate tax cuts violate this?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Joe is picking Condoleezzaas his VP.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Joe Bidens solution will be more cops. No Joe!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Called this hire me Joe I can help you be the most unliked candidate ever! Tax credits to stop police brutality!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Shear Modulus posted:

the idea that people wouldn't like her because she is a cop doesn't enter their minds. all problems of inequity are solved by increased representation at the elite level. if black people have problems right now, then raising a black lady to the vice presidency will fix them

worked by making a black guy president didn't it? Hmm wait a minute.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Even Joe won't vote for Joe.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Slider posted:

guess what

i'm not voting for joe biden. who the gently caress would vote for this demented rapist??

But we have several to choose from?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Skyarb posted:

Hey guys, just checking in, are you all voting for Joe Biden?

This is the exact opposite of what I requested!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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requesting to be a mod on every other forum to enforce this toxx and not voting Joe.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Some Guy TT posted:

and i would also like to emphasize that if biden tries to duck out of the debates his extremely soft support will crumble completely you cant be the no malarkey guy if you dont call out malarkey

though i do admit the thought of trump hiring a guy in a chicken costume to follow biden around and constantly screech out hiden biden would be pretty amazing content

Biden would keep smelling his hair.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Top City Homo posted:

give this apostate another nojoe tag

change his name to no joe and his password to I have offended the gods.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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etalian posted:

Also with enough votes you can unlock "stretch goals" like public funding.

Cool we can use that money to fund a recount in Wisconsin again.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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How do you fail No Joe the easiest toxx. Easier then the don't eat an entire family size encore lasagna toxx.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Corky Romanovsky posted:

wait, is that 2024

it always has been and Trump Jr is president.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Looks like the Republicans are gettign a convention after all, the DNC has just given up. gently caress them.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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fast cars loose anus posted:

They're doing it in Texas too which will piss me off incredibly if they succeed

good less less loving grifters the better, next time sue to end this whole voting farce.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Declan MacManus posted:

also biden holds a 25 point lead with 18-29, why is his campaign wasting money campaigning with the animal crossing crowd

severe pokemon go to the polls energy

spending our money where it is most effective, NY and California.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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MSDOS KAPITAL posted:

Where it loving belongs.

Got a phone call from the WA Democrats this morning asking me if I wanted to phonebank since their records showed I'm a committed Democrat.

Guess how that conversation went, thread.

Just phone bank no Joe.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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sleeptalker posted:

Dems in 2024: "We only lost 2020 because the incumbent usually wins, but now the pendulum is swinging back our way, it's practically guaranteed for us no matter who we run!"

spoiler, its John Kasich.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Dom is Here posted:

Not casting a vote for Joe from beautiful Scranton PA will be a most delightful treat. I almost pity the rest of you. I could not be in a better location for a NO JOE nonvote

My state has never mattered not even once in a presidential election.

also I like the Fine Biden sticker even though I will not be voting for him but it is too close to failing my No Joe toxx.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Can someone help me get my mepop home?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Sad Billionaire posted:

Just got a text from the state party asking if i support Joe. Told em no. Wanted to bring up some ridiculously niche issue as the reason, but couldnt think of anything cool.

They are just compiling a list to hand over to ICE.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Declan MacManus posted:

huh i wonder what that means for the joint plank they worked on together

Joe only supports Republican published laws, sorry commie.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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how does joe make me dislike him more every day. how is this much dislike possible?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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WorldsStongestNerd posted:

It would be amazing if Trump dies, wins election, and then the Republican party ratfucks Pence out of the presidency. Nobody likes him, and he's convinced this is all part of God's plan to get him in power.
The question is who the electoral college votes would be given to.

Is that Jebs music I hear?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Where the hell do all these write in candidates come from. Bernie is not one of them sad face.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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