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it wasn’t like that when you left it you are pretty sure
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you begin compiling a list of the most probable suspects. you are vaguely aware of increased solar flare activity also though
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Mar 5, 2020 04:50
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does it work like that? it might work like that. you decide you do not know enough about crystals at this time
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Mar 5, 2020 04:53
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you consider consulting some sort of shaman
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Mar 5, 2020 04:55
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you do not know any shamans. the crystal is so very luminous.
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Mar 5, 2020 04:59
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you check the state of your pants i guess. they are an exact average for an internet poster in terms of filth. distressing. no answers here
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Mar 5, 2020 05:10
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whats more this is a gender neutral crystal you distinctly remember. thats great and all but it means you cant rule anyone out
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Mar 5, 2020 05:19
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it is day 2 since The Event and the crystal has not dimmed at all?? you had to hide it somewhere so you could sleep, it was so bright.
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Mar 5, 2020 05:22
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anyway i’m going to bed irl i hope you get your crystal situation under control
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Mar 5, 2020 05:23
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Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
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you charge it by j-ing o, right? what's the end goal? if it's supercharged, can you just touch it to your junk and you nut instantly?
if it is pulsating and about to burst you are advised to find a place to safely discharge it. and that goes for your crystal too.
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Mar 5, 2020 06:58
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i take off my robes and wizard hat, and initiate a marathon jacking ON session to uncharge the crystal
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Mar 5, 2020 11:53
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ty all for posting in my thread about jo crystals
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Mar 5, 2020 13:06
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i take off my robes and wizard hat, and initiate a marathon jacking ON session to uncharge the crystal
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Mar 5, 2020 13:46
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well now you are wearing your robe and wizard hat and you are pondering the mechanics of jacking/jilling on instead of off. you are lost in thought and are muttering to yourself. you have never felt more wizardly.
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Mar 5, 2020 14:38
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what kind of wizard are you?
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Mar 5, 2020 14:39
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what kind of wizard are you?
He's kind of a jack off all trades
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Mar 5, 2020 15:52
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He's kind of a jack off all trades
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Mar 5, 2020 16:01
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- google THIS
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I have one of those j/o crystals that conserves the battery by not charging past 80% until 6am which is a nice feature but also kind of tiring
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Mar 6, 2020 00:55
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what kind of wizard are you?
horny, apparently
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Mar 6, 2020 00:58
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i put the cryftal in my mouf. why did i put it in my mouf??
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Mar 6, 2020 03:31
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I SWALLOWED MY CRYSTAL HELP
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Mar 6, 2020 03:32
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you’re not into solar flares? alright, you ignore your first instincts for some reason. you’re just not that kind of wizard. you also note that lizards have cloacas and that might make things easier? no? you’re not that kind of wizard either it seems. unless you are.
Caleb, then. what do you know about Caleb? and where did all these sheepish bros come from?
your life is spiraling a bit, ever since The Event. perhaps you should take a seat and think about things some more. or idk probably get rid of that thing! you’re an adult
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Mar 6, 2020 17:49
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oh you’ve already rid yourself of it. you’ve swallowed it and now when you open your mouth light comes out like some sort of album cover or alien spider. if you speak it will reveal the terrible luminousness within you
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Mar 6, 2020 18:00
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you also note that lizards have cloacas and that might make things easier? no?
don't even get me started
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Mar 6, 2020 22:44
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it is day 3 now and the premise was thin from the start, but now you’re unable to speak without blinding those nearest you. you were unable to confront Caleb. maybe you should see a doctor? at any rate it is canon now that the crystal is growing stronger
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Mar 7, 2020 22:38
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trust me, this will only make your crystal more powerful
trust me
see? canon
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Mar 7, 2020 22:39
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maybe smoke a weed to see if that mellows the crystal out?
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Mar 8, 2020 00:35
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eat some sunglasses so we can talk to people.
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Mar 8, 2020 01:05
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roll a d20 and add the relevant skill bonus for your attempt to swallow a pair of sunglasses. unless any of these other voices in your head object ?
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Mar 8, 2020 20:47
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the relevant skill is swallowing. hi, im problematic hug.
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