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Yinlock

i'd like to cast sense motive on the j/o crystal


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Senior Management



Use it to power your electronics. Better for the environment than even solar.

:jerry:

Scaly Haylie

roll to disbelieve the crystal

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
I do know a shaman, hope that's ok though





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

problematic hug

yeah thats great, actually. maybe they can help. i don’t know why you didn’t remember them before though.

you cast sense motive on the crystal, and sense its multifaceted awareness absolutely pulsing with power. it has no drive except normal crystal motives (shining, collecting power, etc.) there is no direct malevolence in the crystal, but since it has found a power source in you, it’s just gonna hang out a bit, you know?

problematic hug

you attempt to disbelieve the crystal because also i guess youre not swallowing sunglasses anymore. perhaps this will impress the shaman. the crystal glows despite your disbelief.

problematic hug

Senior Management posted:

Use it to power your electronics. Better for the environment than even solar.

you cant figure out a way to plug them in at this time

problematic hug

just wanna make it clear i have no story set up or anything, no overarching plot, i don’t even know any Calebs.

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
i take my hog out and start crankin'

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

weed cat posted:

i take my hog out and start crankin'

hell, same


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Jaguars!


i take out my crank and start hoggin'

Doxxieh

I suspect this entire thing was down to a chaos magician mistaking the j o crystal for a sigil and placing it in our possession to dispose of it as per chaos magick, then noticing we already had one and taking it so we wouldn't notice

problematic hug

weed cat posted:

i take my hog out and start crankin'

owlhawk911 posted:

hell, same

Jaguars! posted:

i take out my crank and start hoggin'

you will die seven days

problematic hug fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Mar 12, 2020

Manifisto


problematic hug posted:

just wanna make it clear i have no story set up or anything, no overarching plot, i don’t even know any Calebs.

so in other words a fairly typical jyoa


ty nesamdoom!

Senior Management



No greater display of dominance than charging another man's crystal.

:jerry:

weed cat

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:

problematic hug posted:

you will die seven days

:monocle:

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poverty goat



it's probably just ley lines and if this happens often it means your home is worth a lot to the right wizard, dont get lowballed

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