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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
What should I do tonight.

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Methanar posted:

What should I do tonight.

read the Tao De Ching

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Methanar posted:

What should I do tonight.

masturbate and cry

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

rotor posted:

read the Tao De Ching

okay I've read the wikipedia article for it.

what's the preferred translation

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

I want today to be special and NOT do that

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the same thing we do every night, pinkie

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the same thing we do every night, pinkie

Having kids is no joke difficult and I have nothing but sympathy for childhavers.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
my life is generally better since having kids

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
am i tired all the time? yeah. do i have free time? no. am i the same bored, smoking, alcohol abusing sadsack i used to be? no.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
one just got done climbing on me and sticking toddler fingats in my mouth

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
my babby just landed a perfectly aimed fist right into my eyeball. he’s got a knack for that.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

one just got done climbing on me and sticking toddler fingats in my mouth

do you do the thing where you suck your lips in so that they can’t lacerate them with their little wolverine fingernails?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



President Beep posted:

my life is generally better since having kids

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



President Beep posted:

am i tired all the time? yeah. do i have free time? no. am i the same bored, smoking, alcohol abusing sadsack i used to be? no.

yeah sometimes no yes not sure yet

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

President Beep posted:

do you do the thing where you suck your lips in so that they can’t lacerate them with their little wolverine fingernails?

nah they just get studiously trimmed - both of them kept scratching themselves and eachother up if we don't

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

nah they just get studiously trimmed - both of them kept scratching themselves and eachother up if we don't

mmm, bad parenting. if they ever get loose outside they won’t be able to defend themselves now.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
well obviously we filed down their eyeteeth to razor sharpness

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Okay I read the tao te ching.

what are the other good classical chinese texts

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Romance of the Three Kingdoms

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Journey To The West is supposed to be good

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Methanar posted:

Okay I read the tao te ching.

what are the other good classical chinese texts

dream of the red chamber. i read the first 50 pages of the first volume penguin classics edition

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Kazinsal posted:

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Okay I got the moss robert's version.


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Journey To The West is supposed to be good

I'll read this one first since its kind of short

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
wait lol this isn't short jesus christ. google books is misleading me

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
they loosely adapted Journey into a kung-fu tv show called Into The Badlands that i enjoyed

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



I really wouldn't consider into the badlands a journey to the west adaptation. like, even if the creators say it is, nah.

I also enjoyed the show, though

*points at story* journey to the west!

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Just went for some late night fruit picking.

Plums and apples.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
they adapted it much more loosely into a tv show you may have heard of called dragon ball

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

never heard of it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
sounds pornographic

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
the stephen chow journey to the west adaptation wasn’t bad iirc. more of a prequel to the overall story tho

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Methanar posted:

Just went for some late night fruit picking.

Plums and apples.



that better not be the king’s fruit :toughguy:

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Methanar posted:

Just went for some late night fruit picking.

Plums and apples.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JE4JJddZx4

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
i keep trying to watch s4 but the magic, is gone

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Journey To The West is supposed to be good

I wonder if there are pornos out there named Lawrence of a Labia or Journey to the Breast sometimes

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I wonder if there are pornos out there named Lawrence of a Labia
this is literally a joke from a sex in the city movie lol. trap sprung but i’m taking u with me

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Uptime Sinclair posted:

this is literally a joke from a sex in the city movie lol. trap sprung but i’m taking u with me

https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/Ursula_Buffay

quote:

In "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry", it was revealed that Ursula works in the pornography industry, using her sister's first name so she was credited as Phoebe Buffay. She appeared in such films as "Buffay the Vampire Layer", "Sex Toy Story 2", "Lawrence of a Labia" (an actual adult film title)

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
gently caress

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Journey To The West is supposed to be good

it must be good because lots of japanese media used it as a basis in the 80s, including what is often considered to be the worst video game ever made

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004



using the word "labia" in a title is bold for an industry that (used to?) replace the word "orgy" with "sex party" in film titles because they thought people might not know what "orgy" meant

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Methanar posted:

Okay I read the tao te ching.

what are the other good classical chinese texts

Chuang-Tzu


https://www.amazon.com/Chuang-Tzu-Chapters-David-Hinton/dp/1887178791

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