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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

reminder that reporting beds taken up by covid patients or in-house covid infections is optional now

i mean yeah, covid is over. maybe desantis will outlaw the practice

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



lol

https://twitter.com/ritaresarian/status/1662210949384916993

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

welp the rona finally got your boy, Iím pretty sure I caught it in one of my mandatory work in the office days since my partner who I spent the weekend with doesnít have it

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



qirex posted:

welp the rona finally got your boy, Iím pretty sure I caught it in one of my mandatory work in the office days since my partner who I spent the weekend with doesnít have it

rest up, drink up, hopefully you just feel like rear end for a few days and are back up next weekend.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010



Burning Man 2023:
Rode Hard, Put Away Wet

:toot:
College Slice
as far as i know i still haven't gotten it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

covirgin alert

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


what an idiot. I've had it countless times. well I'm sure someone could count it but not me on account of the brain fog

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Stereotype posted:

as far as i know i still haven't gotten it

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

The last thing you see before you die
Still Covid free.

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

same. canít make me go back!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

echinopsis posted:

covirgin alert

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

qirex posted:

welp the rona finally got your boy, Iím pretty sure I caught it in one of my mandatory work in the office days since my partner who I spent the weekend with doesnít have it

one of us one of us One of Us One Of Us ONE OF US what was i doing again

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
you canít get covid for free!

*narrator voice* you can.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





TehSaurus posted:

same. canít make me go back!

good, keep it that way.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

The last thing you see before you die
We were planning around this age to move to a condo downtown with as little car dependence as we could manage and covid pretty much killed that dream dead. Sad.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
today and tomorrow last time to get free tests in the us: https://special.usps.com/testkits

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

theres no evidence that covid spreads around kids in schools

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011
thatís good news

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

i have yet to see a convincing RCT that proves that children exist

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



kids just don't want to work any more

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

I know I donít want to work anymore

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Insanite posted:

i have yet to see a convincing RCT that proves that children exist

nor women

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


lots of children play roller coaster tycoon

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

turn on your monitor

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

my company's finally joining the pack and making noise about needing to 'balance' our remote work with in-office presence

it's pretty bizarre and transparently just doing the pleasing investors through attrition thing, as we've been distributed and remote-first for like 15 years lol

why does everyone have to be so dumb

Insanite fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Jun 7, 2023

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Insanite posted:

my company's finally joining the packing and making noise about needing to 'balance' our remote work with in-office presence

it's pretty bizarre and transparently just doing the pleasing investors through attrition thing, as we've been distributed and remote-first for like 15 years lol

why does everyone have to be so dumb

number go up!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003

The last thing you see before you die

Insanite posted:

why does everyone have to be so dumb


The commercial real estate 'industry' holds up the economy and it's based on a bunch of entities that trade pokemon cards back and forth while saying "this card is now worth twice what it was last time we exchanged it," and the banks nod and say "that's right!" and issue loans based on the new card valuation.

If commercial real estate valuations were realistic the economy would fall apart overnight, so they're doing everything they can to keep valuations inflated.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The commercial real estate 'industry' holds up the economy and it's based on a bunch of entities that trade pokemon cards back and forth while saying "this card is now worth twice what it was last time we exchanged it," and the banks nod and say "that's right!" and issue loans based on the new card valuation.

If commercial real estate valuations were realistic the economy would fall apart overnight, so they're doing everything they can to keep valuations inflated.

itís cool when this bullshit thinking spills over into the public sector because clearly private businesses are always more efficient and rational so we should emulate them.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
thankfully my boss has the good sense to see through that crap and realizes it makes zero difference where I work.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

President Beep posted:

thankfully my boss has the good sense to see through that crap and realizes it makes zero difference where I work.

yeah, having a boss like that is pretty nice.

what you gotta watch out for is when his boss starts getting ideas!

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

my boss is cool but 100% remote and will probably be axed when the company leans hard into RTO lol

can't wait to waste ::checks off-peak time to get from home to office using Boston's crumbling infrastructure:: 2 hours every day to work with people who live on the other side of the world

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jabor posted:

yeah, having a boss like that is pretty nice.

what you gotta watch out for is when his boss starts getting ideas!

thatís already happened a bit, but sheís been able to fend it off for now.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Jabor posted:

yeah, having a boss like that is pretty nice.

what you gotta watch out for is when his boss starts getting ideas!

yeah if im ever taken down by the powers that be it will be for this reason.

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

they paid me money to get a booster even though i am a few thousand kilometres away from HQ :getin:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

I got a bivalent booster yesterday

my arm is a bit tender

I probably won't survive

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
you'll be fine, I just checked your diagnostics in the 5G database

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

down here we can only afford to have lte vaccines :cry:

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
my boss's boss is also remote and he's VP reports to CEO level. they traded down on office space to save cash. we ain't ever doing RTO

for once it's nice to work somewhere that makes sense

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



new director in the office has declared everyone back in the office five days a week for "increased collaboration". absolutely rules cause i don't even work for the guy or the company that rents this dump

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Cat Face Joe posted:

new director in the office has declared everyone back in the office five days a week for "increased collaboration". absolutely rules cause i don't even work for the guy or the company that rents this dump

then donít listen to him! bingo bango

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