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got to love c levels who push everyone back to the lovely open plan offices “for increased collaboration” and then show up for 1 day in a blue moon because they are so busy c leveling somewhere else anyway my take is that our rules have nothing about how long you have to stay in the office per every “office day”, therefore
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fart simpson posted:collaboration means if someone in management suddenly needs something done asap, they can just walk over and force people to do it right this second what else would it mean
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PokeJoe posted:what else would it mean its not my job to educate you
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once I had a bit of an altercation about something to do with marginalised cultures and the person was like “it’s not my job to educate you” and then something about paying people and so I sent her $10 on paypal which was her fee which she probably didn’t expect anyone to take her up on and so she “educated me” but gently caress I got swizzed she didn’t know poo poo
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drat, you sure showed them who the fuckin' idiot was
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got into an argument at a party and paid $10 to have someone send me a goatse link -echi
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Jonny 290 posted:drat, you sure showed them who the fuckin' idiot was lol
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fart simpson posted:its not my job to educate you no, it's PragerU's job.
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Jonny 290 posted:drat, you sure showed them who the fuckin' idiot was Lol
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Jonny 290 posted:drat, you sure showed them who the fuckin' idiot was
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Jonny 290 posted:drat, you sure showed them who the fuckin' idiot was you fuckn know it
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my buddy was just working with a guy who told him that he'd tested positive a few days ago but he's got no symptoms so it's fine lmaoooooooo we are doomed
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covid is over. im looking forward to covid 2: sars 3
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current covid status: apparently still over
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:current covid status: apparently still over one of my teammates tested positive for covid this week. he's fine ofc, just a minor cough
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covid has been resolved goldmine thread
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it's cool we eradicated covid. go team!
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Stereotype posted:it's cool we eradicated covid. go team! 
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lol i still mask everywhere ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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mediaphage posted:lol i still mask everywhere ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I’ve gotten confirmation that our company has started issuing reports about people whose attendance has been below the officially mandated threshold. A bunch of people have been getting “counseled” about that, but apparently I actually am special and my boss + his boss have made good on their promise that I could ignore that crap. Feels good to be special, sorry plebs. It might help that I actually do wear a mask 100% of the time. None of the people I know who have been counseled mask in the office.
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TehSaurus posted:I’ve gotten confirmation that our company has started issuing reports about people whose attendance has been below the officially mandated threshold. A bunch of people have been getting “counseled” about that, but apparently I actually am special and my boss + his boss have made good on their promise that I could ignore that crap. Feels good to be special, sorry plebs. If they wanted people to wear masks they should try telling them that instead of just telling them to come into the office unmasked more often.
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tk posted:If they wanted people to wear masks they should try telling them that instead of just telling them to come into the office unmasked more often. i took it to mean that ops request was taken more seriously because they clearly are feeling more impacted by the pandemic than perhaps some other coworkers
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mediaphage posted:i took it to mean that ops request was taken more seriously because they clearly are feeling more impacted by the pandemic than perhaps some other coworkers That sounds much more reasonable. So it can’t be true.
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echinopsis posted:lady at work today in response to message on board in staff room that says “please make sure you have enough RAT tests at home” : does anyone really have covid anymore? i’ve already wasted three years of my life people are stupid
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mediaphage posted:people are stupid i know i am, but i still mask and take precautions
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mediaphage posted:i took it to mean that ops request was taken more seriously because they clearly are feeling more impacted by the pandemic than perhaps some other coworkers This would be the reasonable interpretation. But we all know companies can’t be reasonable, so maybe they think I’m indispensable. Jokes on them, obviously. The only thing worse than my posting is my programming.
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echinopsis posted:lady at work today in response to message on board in staff room that says “please make sure you have enough RAT tests at home” : does anyone really have covid anymore? i’ve already wasted three years of my life ~35% of all covid deaths in the US were diabetics
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mediaphage posted:people are stupid idk if I’d say stupid, it was just so blatantly selfish, in a way I hadn’t quite seen before I also work with her daughter who is 17 and one of the brightest people I know and has such potential and it’s amazing how one can make the other
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