yospos coronavirus wfh thread year 5 - working all day just isn't right

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Trade in your wife and kids for a bigger car, it worked for your parents' generation.

no no trade up for a bigger wife

bigger is always better

# ? Aug 24, 2020 17:19

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# ? May 4, 2024 19:19

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

borat voice my towering Smythewife

# ? Aug 24, 2020 17:23

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

no no trade up for a bigger wife

bigger is always better

big wife, big life

# ? Aug 24, 2020 17:24

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

First day of classes and all of the :yayclod:

stuff is falling over- Zoom, MS Teams, etc.

Also one of the pizza places that gives out free breadsticks for campus on-boarding for students that was done the last couple of weeks had a positive COVID case. lol

# ? Aug 24, 2020 17:37

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

FMguru posted:

big wife, big life

# ? Aug 24, 2020 18:01

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Fabricated posted:

First day of classes and all of the stuff is falling over- Zoom, MS Teams, etc.

Also one of the pizza places that gives out free breadsticks for campus on-boarding for students that was done the last couple of weeks had a positive COVID case. lol

My brother is married to an elementary school teacher and he had to go in and set up her Zoom stuff because the school does not have someone on staff to handle it and can't afford to hire one.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 18:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

FMguru posted:

big wife , big life

# ? Aug 24, 2020 18:40

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Ask "car enthusiasts" if they'd prefer to drive over just teleporting to their destination. They'd give up driving pretty fast.

dude idk

when I stay at my gfs im a 2min drive from my work

I get no chance to relax, listen to a podcast, no opportunity to stop at a shop and grab a redbull, chat with my kids

like ues, you can do those things in other ways, but for example, talking to people when driving is easier than face to face or whatever, and it has to happen, you dont have to put time aside for it

also huffing gas when filling up

# ? Aug 24, 2020 19:44

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

President Beep posted:

going great, man. new job continues to own, wife and kids are a-okay. how are you?

hey that�s p deece. I�m stuck in conference call heck at work but at least i have a good paying job that i generally like and a place 2 live. and really we got nothing to complain about except the [waves arms generally]

# ? Aug 24, 2020 19:53

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis posted:

I get no chance to relax, listen to a podcast, no opportunity to stop at a shop and grab a redbull, chat with my kids

like ues, you can do those things in other ways, but for example, talking to people when driving is easier than face to face or whatever, and it has to happen, you dont have to put time aside for it

i hate hate hate when people call me when they�re driving because they�re bored and/or cannot be bothered to try to call at any other time that might be convenient for the person they�re calling. emergencies only.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 19:57

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

Uptime Sinclair posted:

i hate hate hate when people call me when they�re driving because they�re bored and/or cannot be bothered to try to call at any other time that might be convenient for the person they�re calling. emergencies only.

*deafening sound of rushing wind in the background*
*sound of keys constantly clanging together from the rough roads and poor shock absorvers*
*loses signal constantly*

# ? Aug 24, 2020 19:58

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

FMguru posted:

big wife, big life

phat rear end wife girl

# ? Aug 24, 2020 19:59

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Cold on a Cob posted:

phat rear end wife girl

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:04

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

its fun to take phone calls on the motorbike and see how long it takes them to figure out i'm riding

the noise cancelling voodoo in my helmet set is pretty amazing

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:04

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Cold on a Cob posted:

phat rear end wife girl

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:05

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Methanar posted:

*deafening sound of rushing wind in the background*
*sound of keys constantly clanging together from the rough roads and poor shock absorvers*
*loses signal constantly*

there�s so much wrong with casual drive calls but at least in my experience the people who make them are exceptionally meandering and i worry they�ll get in an accident, albeit sparing me from sitting through the rest of the call about absolutely nothing

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:06

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Uptime Sinclair posted:

i hate hate hate when people call me when they�re driving because they�re bored and/or cannot be bothered to try to call at any other time that might be convenient for the person they�re calling. emergencies only.

i am talking about talking to people who are in the car with you...

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:07

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis posted:

i am talking about talking to people who are in the car with you...

you are personally absolved but my position remains unchanged re: drive calls

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:09

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

i go for country drives with my partner, it's nice when it's too hot to go hiking or to the park

it's pretty much the only form of driving that's fun though, i guess aside from racing (don't race on streets though wtf)

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:10

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Jonny 290 posted:

its fun to take phone calls on the motorbike and see how long it takes them to figure out i'm riding

ha ha good one punchy

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:14

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

text motorcycle

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:38

big shtick energy: May 27, 2004

Kazinsal posted:

time to schedule a vasectomy

it legit would be, it's not you'll be missing much while sitting around and recovering

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:40

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

Met my future new boss.

I guess he's cool.

# ? Aug 25, 2020 03:51

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Methanar posted:

Met my future new boss.

I guess he's cool.

don�t let him mistake your shoes for rockports just because he�s wearing a novelty raccoon necktie with a rugby shirt and is also in charge of you.

# ? Aug 25, 2020 16:25

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Uptime Sinclair posted:

don�t let him mistake your shoes for rockports just because he�s wearing a novelty raccoon necktie with a rugby shirt and is also in charge of you.

this. make sure to tell him the shoe brand and price.

# ? Aug 25, 2020 16:29

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

good morning yos

i look forward to wasting another day doing pointless makework for my employer instead of doing anything else :]

# ? Aug 25, 2020 16:32

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

this. make sure to tell him the shoe brand and price.

this could powerfully backfire if you don�t assess the famness of his kicks first. what if they�re a better brand and more expensive? you�d never come back from that

# ? Aug 25, 2020 16:38

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

all telephony systems suck, in their own way

# ? Aug 25, 2020 16:40

Corla Plankun: May 8, 2007; improve the lives of everyone

&thinsp

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# ? Aug 25, 2020 16:54

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Corla Plankun posted:

&thinsp

# ? Aug 25, 2020 16:55

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Corla Plankun posted:

&thinsp

lol

# ? Aug 25, 2020 17:14

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

loving lol

# ? Aug 25, 2020 17:17

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

wfh day crew: no i can't gently caress my wife rn it's my alone time

# ? Aug 25, 2020 17:17

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

go play in traffic, timmy. daddy needs to visit the car in it�s house.

# ? Aug 25, 2020 17:18

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

go play in traffic, timmy. daddy needs to visit the car in it�s house.

https://twitter.com/and_dads_car/status/1297096170276155392?s=21

# ? Aug 25, 2020 17:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Uptime Sinclair posted:

https://twitter.com/and_dads_car/status/1297096170276155392?s=21

# ? Aug 25, 2020 17:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

so help me christ if you make this about your honda i�m gonna flip out.

# ? Aug 25, 2020 17:38

TerminalRaptor: Nov 6, 2012; Mostly Harmless

President Beep posted:

so help me christ if you make this about your honda i’m gonna flip out.

You're not going to let a man toot his own horn?

# ? Aug 25, 2020 18:11

Raluek: Nov 3, 2006; WUT.

President Beep posted:

so help me christ if you make this about your honda i�m gonna flip out.

don�t worry, Jesus did not speak of his own accord

# ? Aug 25, 2020 18:14

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Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Raluek posted:

don�t worry, Jesus did not speak of his own accord

# ? Aug 25, 2020 18:17

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