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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



TerminalRaptor posted:

The sad part is I've been eating healthier and working out more than if I was going into the office. That place is such a stress pit.

same

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



qirex posted:

seriously don’t read the news but super extra don’t watch the news

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



echinopsis posted:

what’s mfa

mother loving multi factor authentication

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



TOOT BOOT posted:

The CDC now says wear a mask in public after spending a month telling everyone the opposite, lol

the cdc has been just about worthless for this entire thing. i would look to what the who is saying if you want actual guidance.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



i have a 15 year old msa half face with p100/ov cartridges and a couple of spare cartridges from the same date and my spray paint 3m half face with a half dozen p100/ov cartridges so i’m set for the next few days until the president changes his mind again.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



i don’t know if it’s comforting or frightening to think that maybe there was more that just hadn’t been discovered yet.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Sagebrush posted:

dries out your skin

(i'm night shower for life)

i was nights only through college but i can't get my hair to lay down if i don't soak my head in the morning so i do a quick rinse before i head to work.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ambient oatmeal posted:

Shave ur head

Become the hairless futurebeing you always wanted to be

there are enough cheese dicks at work that do that already, i don’t need to join them.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my boss busted out that dumbass "drink water to put the virus into your stomach" nonsense during the monday meeting

https://youtu.be/JYpsWY6U84w

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



lancemantis posted:

man those are some cultural references that did not hold up

the first powers movie was good enough since it was a sendup of bond, man from uncle, danger man, and a bunch of other cold war spy shows and movies. the second and third ones tried to be their own thing and that didn't really go so well.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Stereotype posted:

I have an electric car and it is pretty great. The lease ends in like 8 days and I have called them every single day trying to extend it because I literally cannot return it right now so I guess i get it for free then? shrug

if you don't have it garaged they may send a tow truck, until you resolve this don't leave anything you care about in the car.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Methanar posted:

good friday is a stat in canada, but not for my ((American)) company.

should I take it off anyway, the obvious answer is yes but I usually take the american equivalents. I'm not sure if there is a US equivalent though

there’s not a direct us equivalent to good friday, we have presidents’/veterans’/memorial days instead.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Shaman Linavi posted:

got to sign the employee work from home agreement which says the company can come over and inspect my home workspace whenever they want and also they might even give me a warning beforehand

lmao

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Salt Fish posted:

I hate leaf blowers more than anything else. Why are you using 5 leaf blowers for an hour every week in an empty and unused parking garage?? How is this essential? Go home you loving losers or buy a god dam broom jesus christ.

oh my god this.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Roosevelt posted:

i want to know if these are good

this has been my stay at home junk food. it's pretty tasty



literally the only appealing thing i encountered in jakarta.

i maintain the most fun you can have in that city is standing in line to buy a ticket to somewhere else.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



NoneMoreNegative posted:

username / post combo

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



^^^^^ be well dude

echinopsis posted:

the person i work with who was gonna break quarantine ended up doing so and was caught by the cops and is probably gonna get fired

it’s usually very hard to get fired in nz but she purposely stayed as a non-employee this whole time. she was always so casual about losing her job and working somewhere else but this is such a different time.

she might be hosed

fatum iustum stultorum

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



mystes posted:

I haven't seen 40 year old virgin but I'm going to assume that "buy a toy and keep it in a box" is a metaphor for virginity here.

It is pretty explicitly called out as such about 3/4 of the way through.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



haveblue posted:

apparently I've only been to classy weddings, what's the cake smashing thing

it’s some poo poo where the man is supposed to demonstrate that he now owns the woman but she displays a rebellious streak by smashing cake and frosting on each other’s faces in front of family and friends so the bride and groom both look like two year olds in front of family and friends.

unbelievably it’s even dumber than it sounds when i described it.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



power botton posted:

it doesn't matter the rates because we cant test for poo poo and dumbshit states/large companies will open up business too quickly with the new federal guidelines and we will spike again.

it seems like to me theres a non zero chance in the summer/fall we'll be dealing with a second wave of corona and 50 or 60% U6 unemployment.

almost certainly

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ShadowHawk posted:

I'm not a lawyer, but I think committing crimes is illegal?

it is if you’re poor

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Uptime Sinclair posted:

it kind of sucks that you can’t support the forums without also being pro-mil and pro-gun. death threats are significant insofar as they inconvenience mr. lowtax

lol

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



echinopsis posted:

can someone “prentend”’I don’t get poo poo and explain it to me

I’ve seen the meme where it’s ok for bernie to have a little salami

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cats-can-have-a-little-salami

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Jonny 290 posted:

chinese shops have made big advances in milling, it's a real CNC Music Factory over there.

lmao

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



oh yeah I’m not scoffing at the quality of the instruments, that was a good pun you laid down.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



qirex posted:

in exchange for agreeing not to march in the sf Chinese New Year parade [there was a lawsuit] falun dafa gets to do private parades downtown multiple times a year and the biggest float features people dressed as ccp doctors pretending to do illegal organ harvesting on innocent members including lots of fake blood

this sounds pretty rad

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



echinopsis posted:

why??

my brother works at the meat works and he’s never been so busy wtf

a bunch of processing plants in the us have closed and there’s nowhere to send the animals so they just waste them rather than continue to feed and house them. mostly chicken and pork, cows they can just put to pasture.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



FAT32 SHAMER posted:

it’s hard for a vaccine to work when it appears u can get it twice

if that’s true every time you get it you tear your lungs up a little more so it may take several rounds but it will ultimately kill everyone.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Agile Vector posted:

sometimes its okay too because with enough employees they try to avoid liability by doing things like not shoving us all back into an open office floor plan the moment they can

they totally will though

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Tayter Swift posted:

active shooter drills are a p good reason to gently caress cubicle farms forever imo

nobody is going to abandon open offices or cubicles, they're too inexpensive to make that attractive.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



FAT32 SHAMER posted:

you know whats even cheaper? reducing your square footage which brings down your rent and utility costs. Just have an office with some employees who need to be on site full time and some conference rooms for when you have clients coming for a pitch or important meeting

that won't work, you can't micromanage the serfs in person.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i just wanna know if my home office can qualify for tax breaks for the square footage and buying a desk and chair and paying for my internet connection and poo poo

you can deduct it but be careful, home office deduction fuckery is historically one of the things to get the irs microscope on you. talk to a real accountant.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



workin from home
https://twitter.com/cspanJeremy/status/1258076164234579969

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



little big so moderately :nws: mostly for language: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

im happy to report i was somehow able to get a ps4 pro, and now i will, indeed "be all over that final fantasy 7".





i mean, once i set this thing up at least. i had a good place to put it but i didnt realize the ps4 pro was, like, og xbox levels of hueg

i never played any ff game before and have been enjoying it. i look to be about halfway through after 20 hours and doing all side quests as they come up.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



mystes posted:

I just find it really weird that it's being sold as "Final Fantasy VII: Remake" rather than "Final Fantasy VII: Remake Part I" or something. It's basically asking for a class action lawsuit because it would be really easy to buy it assuming that it's the whole thing.

lmao

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Sagebrush posted:

he's obviously one of satan's agents.

proof: as a teenager, melania trump sold her soul to satan and asked to go to america and become the first lady.

i do not hail satan for this one.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Tayter Swift posted:

he's just a regular dog at this point :shrug:

middle-aged, bark that's louder than bombs, bad skin allergies

but yeah he still runs my universe

a cuddly despot

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



yeah it’s kind of terrible that two people hosed their lives over $1300.

also take some of that $1300 and buy a locking file cabinet or cheap safe or something.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



i’ve been toying with giving myself a mohawk because it’s another two months at the earliest before i have to be seen at work, but the prospect of scalp sunburn is a pretty solid negative. also i have a flat spot on my head from a chicken pox sore under my hair that got way out of hand and required surgical intervention and that’s gonna look gnarly.

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Salt Fish posted:

More like Fat, 32, shaver.

:thurman:

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