yospos coronavirus wfh thread year 4 - remote forever? no, layoffs!

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President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i live and work in a small metro area in flyover country so im not expecting to have to do this anytime soon if ever.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 17:39

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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 18:10

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i want to work from home. give me this corolla virus thing

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 23:38

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

convince yourself, then your employer, that you're too depressed to get out of bed and they might let you wfh

gimme the coromavirus!!!!!

# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 23:45

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

whats upstream

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 23:50

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

web forums hellfuckers

# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 16:36

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

wuhan flu homework

# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 17:21

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

the mayo clinic is just that good

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 23:16

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

~~don�t forget you�re here forever~~

do it for tayne

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 01:44

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

web 2.0 is getting pretty old at this point. very meh. not exciting AT ALL.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 17:05

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

muh muh muh my corona!

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 21:48

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

holy poo poo, moo cow.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 20:49

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

DuckConference posted:

thanks to breaking up with my gf and her wanting to rotate sharing our apartment

latest goon saga sounding promising

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 16:00

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

shh shh shh, let's where this goes

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 16:08

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

theadder posted:

why 6 op

because 7 ate 9! XD

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 17:14

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

rotor posted:

its about the same for me because posting at home and posting at work is pretty much the same thing

actually it�s about ethics in gaming germalism

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:52

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

rotor posted:

I am tired of all these motherfuckin seeds on this motherfuckin plane

how else are you going to cloud seed?

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 03:24

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

rotor posted:

beach the cruise ships and convert them to low income housing.

fill one with billionaires and then scuttle it

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 11:48

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i am corona-holio! i need TP for my cough hole!

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 16:07

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Broken Machine posted:

i was going to go to scandinavia this summer, but i guess it'll have to wait until next year now
i'm bummed, but at least it's something for next summer

we're flying to the UK in late june. still planning on that happening.

e: unless i'm dead, then i'll be flying to shitpost valhalla (up my own rear end)

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 16:31

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

well, if anyone knows about stopping viruses........

:thunk:

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 13:13

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

sounds like we�ll be transitioning to wfh next week, which amazes me. I�m already good to go, but pretty much no one else at the office has bothered setting up the necessary remote desktops.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 13:33

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

my home computer is better than my work computer and I�ll also be working on my resume and doing homework :evilbuddy:

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 13:36

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i got a new work machine a few years ago and they picked a surface pro 4.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 13:38

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Scud Hansen posted:

me too, king. join me in laughing at the mouse touchers

i use a trackball :smuggo:

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 17:49

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

birbs

rip tom hanks

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 20:57

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

rotor posted:

100% not gonna read all those words

just watch that one episode of storybots

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 00:43

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

hey i�m just pleased i haven�t been put on ignore by everyone

lol. no one should ignore you.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 03:10

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

well, it's worse than a stage 2 but not quite as bad as a stage 4.

no no no that�s backwards. it works like defcon

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 20:48

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

PIZZA.BAT posted:

who's voting this thread one

some salty sob who can�t wfh is my guess :cool:

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 00:40

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Doom Mathematic posted:

I'm guessing the virus is?

drat. fast mutation. respect

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 10:49

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

there's also an incredibly cynical angle, that due to the huge cost to the health system that the elderly are.. perhaps if they died.. there'd be a few more dollars to go around

this but rich people instead

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 11:43

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Captain Foo posted:

I belong in this thread now

same, but for real now, and not as just some kind of pathetic WFH daycrew groupie like i was before.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 15:24

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Agile Vector posted:

im tempted to take a photo of my desk behind me at work and use zoom so it looks like im in the office just to make meetings confusing

do goatse but strategically place yourself in front of the b hole

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 15:33

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

my work computer is a POS so i'm using my big ol' thinkpad instead.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 16:19

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

me too. most disappointing thing ever. i wanna be in space

my dude, we r all in space if you think about it. :2bong:

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 16:52

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

spaceship earth. please read heavy metal.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 16:52

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Fatal Error posted:

a friend of a friend is in med school. he just threw a "coronavirus party". people are loving idiots.

Masque of the Shithead Death

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 19:01

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

kind of a neat representation from the washington post about how the coronavirus spread can be slowed down by staying home. share it with your stupid relatives and other acquaintances who think they don�t have any social responsibility to help mitigate this thing.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 00:55

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Bloody posted:

don't gently caress up working remotely if you don't suck rear end at it you might get to keep it after the apocalypse and it is the best perk I've ever had in a job

lol if u think bosses can make rational decisions. just lmao

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 11:54

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# ¿ Mar 22, 2023 18:10

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

wfh has been kind of a mixed experience. I�m sick with a lovely cold and also still having to work my rear end off. at least i don�t have to deal with dummies walking into my office with inane questions every 3.7 minutes though.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 11:58

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