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yesterday i had a big wild turkey come over for seeds. i put some out on the ground in case she comes back
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Jun 1, 2020 20:52
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Jun 3, 2020 18:41
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graph posted:shortfall this semester is estimated to be 20mil. projected fy 21 is 70 million. the endowment is a couple loving billion dollars ours has been constructing multiple massively expensive new buildings, and the president got a 50% raise a few months before the virus, but i wouldn't be surprised if the staff took on the burden
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Jun 5, 2020 16:50
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you should all still have enough of your $1200 Trump Rewards cash to get by for several more weeks
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Jun 5, 2020 23:06
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i know a lady who got a restraining order put on the entire police department of a small town she used to commute through. she got pulled over so many times for petty reasons that the judge called it a bunch of bullshit and told them to knock it off
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Jun 16, 2020 19:51
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i know i've told this story before, but it's a pretty good example of how useless cops can be. one late night my girlfriend had her car stolen in front of a bar. we reported it that night. the next day we waited and waited to hear from them and then went out to look for ourselves. at about 11:30 am we found it in an empty parking lot less than a block away from where it was stolen. we called the police and said we found it, so they sent out an officer to meet us. a half hour later, this motherfucker drove right past us while we were waving and yelling at him. he eventually turned around and came back, glanced at the car, and i guess that was the whole investigation. tax dollars at work.
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Jun 16, 2020 23:31
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:A sizable proportion of Americans are ruled by oppositional defiance disorder and have no higher motivation than to scream "gently caress you, you aren't my dad" at anyone who suggests they do anything whatsoever no matter what it is. That proportion of Americans is large enough to control national politics. As a national force we are done. i'm kind of off on a tangent here, but this absolute twit i know posted this on fartbook  what??
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Jun 17, 2020 14:32
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President Beep posted:won’t sell your info because it can’t remember anything.
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Jun 18, 2020 01:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In9oSjjltOs
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Jun 23, 2020 18:54
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wowee, they've been having question/answer sessions about going back to work in the fall, and the admin is waffling about how remote working employees will need to go through the ADA accommodation process w/ provider documentation in order to continue teleworking. the sham excuse is that they need to have "consistency" across the organization wrt everyone coming back to the office. the hoi polloi is NOT responding kindly.
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Jun 23, 2020 22:44
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Sagebrush posted:"the hoi polloi" is redundant, as hoi already means "the" in greek. shut up nerd
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Jun 24, 2020 02:15
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President Beep posted:sagebrush are you gonna let roosevelt talk to you like that? ur next bicth
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Jun 24, 2020 02:48
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President Beep posted:woah hey. i’m not trying to cause trouble here. shut up nerd 
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Jun 24, 2020 03:50
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mystes posted:As an American, let me reassure you that this is a good thing because sunlight cures covid-19 according to his highness Emperor Trump. this dumbass tweet popped into my head just now https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1181232249821388801?s=20 i guarantee "great and unmatched wisdom" was in one of the letters Kim sent him
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Jun 26, 2020 17:00
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The Fool posted:city is mandating masks in “ public indoor spaces” ben carson is a neurosurgeon and he's dumber than dogshit
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Jun 27, 2020 01:02
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eat poo poo
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Jun 27, 2020 01:44
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i look like a god damned yeti right now
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Jun 27, 2020 19:47
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:My shaving scuttle came what's this poo poo
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Jun 27, 2020 21:55
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tori you should make a mr bean face in one of your selfies
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Jun 28, 2020 02:55
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PIZZA.BAT posted:can someone explain the 'find and kill god' thing? i think that both came around and died off while i was off the grid camping a few weeks ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdC8nLL8RiA
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Jun 28, 2020 18:22
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Cat Face Joe posted:also lmao at 7.6% of are troops having ptsd its probably drat near 100% my cousin retired from the marines about 5 years ago and all he posts about are memes about how marines are cooler than the other military divisions. it's pretty weird
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Jun 30, 2020 00:34
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my grandfather was in ww2 and he never talked about it with us kids. not once. my dad said he was in europe towards the end of that theater doing "cleanup"
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Jun 30, 2020 13:43
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Sagebrush posted:at least most of the time that thing rules though
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Jul 2, 2020 00:42
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Jonny 290 posted:jesus christ the denver metro prairie dogs they also eat their dead prairie dogs are not cute
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Jul 3, 2020 02:47
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The_Franz posted:modern civics are regular cars like any other. they're nothing like the old days when they were tin cans that didn't have power steering because they were so light that they didn't need it i used to have one of these. 60HP with a Hondamatic transmission
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Jul 6, 2020 03:59
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in my glazed-over reading of this thread the first thing i thought was an elephant trunk
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Jul 6, 2020 23:16
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i had to go boot the server today at the office and totally forgot that the older tech guy bought this BARONS CYBER SKULL
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Jul 7, 2020 01:23
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Schadenboner posted:Isn't weird/idiomatic capitalization a symptom of some mental health thing? yeah its called being dumber than dogshit
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Jul 10, 2020 18:48
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:trump allegedly reads papers and then tears them into bits which btw is a symptom of dementia he also eats the torn up Bits lol
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Jul 10, 2020 19:52
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smith and wolensky ftw
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Jul 11, 2020 18:16
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fart simpson posted:number go up USA is never going to recover from this is it
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Jul 12, 2020 17:52
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rotor posted:how bad does it have to hurt when you're idea is so bad that you can't convince the weakest-minded man on earth to do it? if there's one thing more powerful than his stupidity, it's probably his cowardice
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Jul 13, 2020 01:06
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fart simpson posted:eventually we'll stop calling it the plague, it will be normalized and we'll call it something like the flu 2 our smart president started calling it the flu again just last week
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Jul 13, 2020 14:53
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this is a "can-do" organization. feel free to slam the door on your way out
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Jul 16, 2020 20:09
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:also speaking of opiates god drat my bitchass dentist for not being able to dope me the gently caress up. thanks a lot boomers for not being able to handle you pills my gf got her tonsils removed at 35 and she was given a prescription for a whopping 6 pills of hydro/acetaminophen for recovery it was not enough, to put it mildly
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Jul 17, 2020 05:41
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PokeJoe posted:*Flintstones mastodon sucking up water and looking for poo poo on your rear end to spit it at* the flintstones animals really got reamed by fred and barney. but most of all by mr. slate
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Jul 18, 2020 06:32
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at the school i work at, nobody gets a bonus, unless you're nominated by your peers to be an Outstanding Employee. at that point you get a "good job" certificate and are honored at a dog and pony ceremony, and are entered into the outstanding employee winner pool, where ??? happens and then maybe 5 of those people get a $250 gift card to arbys
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Jul 19, 2020 01:22
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perfect attendance awards are the most pathetic participation trophy. to commemorate your 5 years of never missing a day of work, here is a certificate to enshrine the fact that youre a loser with no life lol now get back to work
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if, heaven forbid, the minimum wage goes above $7.25 we're all gonna die
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