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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

It was looking scary in mid-January if you were paying attention

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May 25, 2010

rotor posted:

no, that's fair. I've had a good run.

not that good

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May 25, 2010

qirex posted:

halloween is going to be wild this year with everyone in the burbs having 3 cargo pallets of it in their garages

you come home from a halloween party and your entire house is mummified

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

i am not joking in that i am hanging by a thread more than i have been in my entire life. i no longer care. just do it

Hang in there jonny :unsmith:

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I think this is the new normal and wouldn't even count on things being better in a permanent way in autumn

I think our best bet is some kind of effective treatment regimen we can ramp up until there's a vaccine

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May 25, 2010

ShadowHawk posted:

Ya'll laughed at me when I got a house with 5 bedrooms so I could live with adult roommates.

thats like the gooniest solution to maintaining regular human contact, so yes, we did

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i've gotten sick and i fear i have the 'rona

i'm actually not worried about myself as much as anyone i might have come into contact with the past two weeks.

i havent left the house in like 5 days tho

There are still normal illnesses going around, I know a whole family that got sick recently and while I'm sure they were crapping their pants it just ended up being colds

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

you guys don't seem that worried, cspam is pretty gloom and doom about what's going to happen

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

my friend tried to get me to listen to joe rogan once and the podcast started off with a very uncomfortable shill for fleshlights so I turned it off

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Was Joe Rogan an actual MMA fighter? I only remember him being a ringman

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Midjack posted:

joe rogan uncritically gives shitbags a platform and for that he deserves your scorn, not your attention.

What media outlet doesn't toss softballs at people they're interviewing?

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

As if there wasn't enough bullshit to go around I somehow got charged for someone else's groceries yesterday, and they got substantially more than we did. I don't even know how the gently caress it happened, I was looking at the cashier's screen when we were ringing out and it displayed the correct total

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I hope if we take away any lesson from this is that's society shouldn't be balanced on a knife's edge like it was prior to now

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I don't have new Doom but that's okay because I haven't finished the first one or the 50 billion other games in my backlog

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Gotta say, I have a newfound appreciation for grocery store stockers

I didn't look down on them before or anything but making computer go boop seems like an extra right now

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

The danger is becoming another Italy where people that could otherwise survive start dying because the system buckled under the weight.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I have said the word yospos out loud to a woman

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

echinopsis posted:

purposeless of life. this whole thing makes me feel like my life is pretty pointless. (un)fortunately I have people who rely on me for various things and who think I play an important part in people’s lives, but none of those things give me a sensation of purpose even if technically it gives me actual legitimate purpose 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Have you considered some really like down in the trenches style volunteering? I don't mean volunteering at the food bank or sweeping the floor at the animal shelter not that there's anything wrong with that, something intense

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

ruger PC carbine. the v2 is incredibly fallout



five hundred bucks, takes glock mags, looks like you're a desert raider that puts up with no bullshit

yes it's a rechambered 10/22 but thats a good thing

It looks like a render of a gun from a mod that's like 2% complete

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

In a sufficiently long timeline, everything will be fine

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

The CDC now says wear a mask in public after spending a month telling everyone the opposite, lol

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Midjack posted:

the cdc has been just about worthless for this entire thing. i would look to what the who is saying if you want actual guidance.

the who has its own problems, a big one being that it spread loving everywhere before they'd say it was a pandemic

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

The little house my mom grew up in didn't have running water, electicity, or trash collection, there were no zoning laws, and it was also a dry county.

We went back to visit in the late 80s and 4/5 of those things were still true!

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I'm not sure the actual rate of kidnapping has anything to do with it, it's just that you don't want to be the one in a million or whatever

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

syntaxrigger posted:

I just realized why I am in such a good mood today. The answer may surprise you!

Forgot that I got laid last night heh

So did she.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Tankakern posted:

why? backplates have always been metal?

It doesn't directly touch the metal though

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

echinopsis posted:

smell is amazing. you’ve seen every colour. you could easily smell ten new things tomorrow you’d never smelt before.

You haven't taken enough psychedelics if you think you've seen every colour

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

syntaxrigger posted:


While on this sort of topic can someone tell me what they think of when they read a story involving a murder and the dead body is described as "sickly sweet" ? I never know how to parse this other than 'the dead person smell'

I assume like roadkill but stronger. There's a hint of sweetness in the foulness of that smell.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

syntaxrigger posted:

read a book OP

I'm reading a social justice book called To Serve Man

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

PIZZA.BAT posted:

this took me way too long

I didn't see it until you said something, good for me I guess

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

now that i think of it, "something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue" is not only a wedding gift suggestion but also the four pillars of my comedy schtick

Ugh this brings back bad memories of my wedding reception. My MIL was trying to force my wife to do all the traditions and she wasn't having any of it.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Like the whole cake smashing thing, finally I smashed my own face into the cake my wife was holding because I was tired of hearing the back and forth between her and her mother about it

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I wonder if there's an inverse relationship between how elaborate your wedding/rings are, and the quality of the ensuing marriage

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

It's kinda funny, I got scammed into buying a service plan on our rings. There was this tiny asian woman with a heavy accent working the counter when I went to pick up the rings and she did the hard sell on the service plan and when I turned it down she accused me of not loving my fiancee enough and I was so flustered about the idea of getting into an argument about it with someone that I could barely understand that I bought the drat service plan

That's like the one time in my life I fell directly into a salesperson's trap

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

The price of oil is literally negative right now, I didn't even know that was possible

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I'll be devastated if my favorite local Italian chain goes under, I've been going there for 25 years and most of the other local poo poo is disgusting

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed, but like, actually this time :unsmith:

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

smoka kinda got iceburned when they posted that QCS thread, someone showed up and was like 'Uh, so it says here you have like 4 pages of probations, mostly for posting anime in an anime-free zone?' lol

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

smoka can have a little meltdown, as a treat

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May 25, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

it's LITTLE A

you're a cop

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