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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

:shepicide:

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Zlodo posted:

france is on the verge of general lockdown, I am already wfh today as is most of our studio but we'll probably be full mandatory wfh starting tomorrow

I escaped the big city yesterday. Only wish i got acceptable internet and a second monitor

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Stuck at home goals: get a cert ?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

CLASS 2 PERVERSION posted:

my workplace has a "post your battlestation" slack channel now

people have a lot more halo figurines on their desks at home than I would have thought

same exact two channels but legos instead of halos

i expect to see people going slowly insane over time

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
jfc our gas furnance just poo poo the bed
yay cold showers, no heating, and Teams

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

my neighbors are quarantined and they put a paper seal on the door to law sure everyone knows if they break out



What does all the text say ?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

pointsofdata posted:

the police have closed the beach near us, it was entirely empty all day long, maybe 10 people walking on a 2kmx100m stretch. Seems pretty nuts to me but maybe it was a big transmission vector? idk how sustainable the lockdown is going to be if safe activities aren't allowed to continue

I'm in brittany where we're 50m away from a beach similar to the one you described and I'll go nuts if they actually try to enforce that idiot rule.
Meanwhile people are allowed to bring their germ bomb kids to the place I get food from.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Beach update: now officially closed. Jerks

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

I rode my bike to the beach today and stayed six feet away from everybody and it was real nice and good

I walked 300m and hid between rocks because I don't want a 135€ fine, very cool.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

stinch posted:

China is about to flex their industrial muscle as part of a desperate pr war. there must be tens of thousands of passenger planes with nothing to do.

Dying because I was hooked to a shoddy respirator running on stolen firmware donated by our friends at the ccp

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

is pandemia a word

pandaemia

hmm

It's actually called ephebandemia

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Picked up some oysters near the house :ninja:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I hope they lock this poo poo down to solo exercise only like in France

Being outside is getting increasingly haram judging by the horrified news articles about people going for a walk alone in the mountains/park/forest near their house

Last week a woman died on a trail and they where gloating about the imprudent quarantine breaker.

e: this week not last week

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Mar 22, 2020

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
our project manager tested roni positive today :toot:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
what's going on

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

real talk though: after all this corona bullshit is over, if you're young enough and have a father or mother who hunts and would show you, do it. if you're not, or your parents didn't hunt, and you know someone who will show you and take you out, do it.

there's nothing quite like the way your heart pumps as the sun rises, even though you've been in the woods since the time you're usually following asleep. all your senses are going crazy, everything you hear sounds like the animal you're looking for. every little chipmunk chasing each other sounds like it could be footsteps. the wind blowing sounds like it could be footsteps. you're fingers are cold, you're gripping your weapon tight, and you can smell everything around you. when it's dead quiet, things get even more intense.

there's nothing quite like it, and you may help a local farmer while possibly preventing an animal from starving to death. you will also pick up some additional skills and come to a better understanding of where some foods come from.

the best part: during a good year you'll have a freezer full of meat.

at worst you'll have some of the best night of sleep in your life in some boring motel in the middle of nowhere, while conking out hard at 7pm.

Lots of hunting regularly going on near our place. They show up In their lovely 4wd and sit at the edge of the forest while people yell at boars in the woods.
At the end of the day they'll unload everything they've brought and leave empty shells scattered everywhere.

I'm curious about having someone show me how it's done but very afraid of shooting another human.

Don't mind a nice boar (?) steak though

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
My body is melting back to its default state of painful weakness

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Isn't Iceland doing a comprehensive test campaign ?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
goddammit Bernie

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The neighbours' cat show up when I open oysters because she likes to nibble some :3

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Penisface posted:

yeah i live in paris proper and i have not really seen police at all.

Busy making sure people don't go be alone in remote areas maybe.

I'm so glad i noped off weeks ago.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

syntaxrigger posted:

Wait what?!?! people like the smell of gasoline?!?!?

I used to associate it with summer childhood road trips

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I had never never heard of wedding cake smashing before this thread. I wonder what other absurd things never percolate to my side of the atlantic ?
Usually my media consumption means I'm pretty familiar with typical us customs, like not looking at explosions or finding the president etc

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The cake smashing sounds like something japan would come up with for a tv show or a porn video.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Lol

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
if you need a giant stack of extra hot spices to appreciate your food it's probably bad to begin with

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The first time I had to pay attention to my making GBS threads was when I visited the us. Otherwise i rarely need to manually evacuate my shits because idk euro toilets function normally for the most part ?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
German toilets have a little poop shelf which lets you investigate before flushing, very handy

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Arcteryx Anarchist posted:

they've also been murdering poo poo tons of pigs by basically steaming them to death

yeah it's sickening


quote:

Most pigs — though not all — die after hours of suffering from a combination of being suffocated and roasted to death. The recordings obtained by The Intercept include audio of the piercing cries of pigs as they succumb. The recordings also show that some pigs manage to survive the ordeal — but, on the morning after, Iowa Select dispatches armed workers to enter the barn to survey the mound of pig corpses for any lingering signs of life, and then use their bolt guns to extinguish any survivors.

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Jun 18, 2020

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

The Fool posted:

farm farm cats aren’t pets.

That's not a good reason to torture an animal though

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

exactly

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Typhoid Arby's

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I look like an unemployed music teacher

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

spiders are nature’s insects

whoa

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

President Beep posted:

he’d cop out and show up on some big dog boomer trike or something

Putin did this so of course.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
the system reached top learnery and started spitting back, mission accomplished

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

at one point my dentist told me to quit brushing so much and so hard because I was causing gum line erosion, just can't win

sure but gums dont kill people

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I get dms from work "heey unpacked did you know <colleague A> and <colleague B> are back at the office, it's really cool maybe you could be here XOXO". Then a photo of the two guys maskless sitting shoulder to shoulder on a plyboard desk, an expression of latent despair on their faces.
Now they want to have some sort of seminar on site.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm going through a giant bowl of seriously delicious home made humus.

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Corla Plankun posted:

can you post your recipe?

According to the cook it was the normal recipe. A bowl of unpeeled chickpeas cooked with salt, some pepper added at the end. Also garlic, lemon, cumin, 2 tbsp of white tahine and a dash of gomasio. I think non peeled chickpeas give you meaner farts but :effort:

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