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we have a guy at work that started to complain to our contract HR department (we don’t really have one, we just pay them to do bullshit clerical work) of people coming in and sneezing. an intern got an email scolding her but as the most senior (and first) employee I’m immune to that. I’ve been faking a cough for a few days now and have been using “not now I feel like poo poo” as an excuse to blow him off when he asks stuff. I can tell it’s driving him nuts. love 2 troll my coworkers
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Salt Fish posted:I work in an org where they picked 50% of employees and allowed them to work from home. Think about that for a second. that’s a good bus factor. i know I could pick 50% of our staff and decide who was worth letting live and who wasn’t
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Mar 6, 2020 02:41
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don’t know what we’d do for javascript developers, though
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Mar 6, 2020 02:41
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first time I was left to my own devices for work I got so drunk I spent a grand in the VIP room of a strip club in Vegas
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Mar 6, 2020 02:51
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it may have coronavirus in it
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Mar 6, 2020 14:47
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https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1238422628349743104
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Mar 13, 2020 14:06
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we were told to work from home but i suck at working from home, i just end up drunk at noon.
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Mar 13, 2020 14:35
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my work computer is actually pretty powerful, better than my home machine. 64gb of ram, threadripper, massive gpu for some reason, despite the fact that i run i3wm. i much rather use it then wfh.
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Mar 13, 2020 14:37
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rotor posted:also i dont think that getting it now means you can't get it later, thats chicken pox often times once you recover from a virus you can’t get it again. it’s if the virus mutates that you can get sick again, like the flu. it’s also why the flu vaccine isn’t 100% effective. they pick a strain that they predict will be the most common and vaccinate you against that.
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Mar 13, 2020 21:32
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rotor posted:biology is so weird also the current thoughts are that testing isnt reliable enough and people they thought were "recovered" from it, really weren't. https://thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/487436-can-you-get-coronavirus-twice quote:“Once you have the infection, it could remain dormant with minimal symptoms,” Philip Tierno Jr., professor of microbiology and pathology at New York University, told Reuters last month.
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Mar 13, 2020 22:12
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so, like always, chalk it up to human incompetence
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Mar 13, 2020 22:14
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my boss is in full panic mode and has ordered everyone to have any discussions with their coworkers (if they even want to come into the office) to do so 6 feet away from each other. nobody is allowed to congregate in the conference room. any kind of meetings we have to have should be done via gotomeeting or whatever it is.
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Mar 14, 2020 17:26
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Penisface posted:also what's the over under on americans starting to shoot people who cough/look sick/exist within a week? well you just declared it, 1 week
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Mar 14, 2020 17:58
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i did as a kid but then i grew up
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Mar 14, 2020 18:48
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i've gotten sick and i fear i have the 'rona i'm actually not worried about myself as much as anyone i might have come into contact with the past two weeks. i havent left the house in like 5 days tho
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Mar 20, 2020 03:22
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yeah ive been keeping it low-key. ive been working from home for awhile now, and everything i do is remote. took a day to get my ide and env setup at home. today i did absolutely nothing except play factorio and agree with my co-workers on slack. boss/owner went and ordered a bunch of laptops for all our interns so they can work from home, so i've been helping them remotely get set up with the vpn. we're a small company so i do most of the poo poo, even though i know very little outside of development stuff. so far this just feels like a flu. i felt a bit tired yesterday with a sore throat, but was still able to lift in my basement. today i felt a bit worse but no fever. working from home rules and i hope i never have to go back.
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Mar 20, 2020 03:35
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my breath has been a bit shorter today, and a cough seems to only hit in the morning. no aches or pains, no chills. my body temp doesnt seem to be out of the ordinary, i feel warm, but the thermometer just says 99.1 which isnt outrageous.
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Mar 20, 2020 04:01
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ShadowHawk posted:Yeah these past two weeks have been super productive despite WFH for me WINE is not employment, dude
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Mar 20, 2020 04:15
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i just listen to the ones where he has people focused on topics im interested in are on. i dont care what else he has or hasnt done
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Mar 20, 2020 06:23
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TOOT BOOT posted:you guys don't seem that worried, cspam is pretty gloom and doom about what's going to happen cspam is filled with people who had a tenuous grasp on their daily lives at best before all this happened. everything they predict is usually wrong. dont put much stock in what they have to say.
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y'all think too much. just ride it out, whatever happens, happens. you can't stop it, so don't fret over it. *exhales absolutely monstrous bong rip*
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fart simpson posted:yikes. what’s the word for the opposite of an essential service? your posting
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Mar 20, 2020 07:58
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Hed posted:one of my favorite things to get in the mail is my state’s conservation magazine. that chronic wasting disease and the steps to identify and contain it is hosed, like the bad news section in otherwise the coolest periodical I get. yeah it always bums me out when i get the pamphlet with my hunting license that explains what i have to look for in the deer. the one thing that worries me is "does the deer get too close or is the shot too easy?" and its like maaaan you are making me second guess the poo poo out of myself. the dnr rules, tho
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Mar 20, 2020 15:11
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i worked one hour today. i played doom for seven. this was a good day. i still feel under the weather but was able to lift today, so i'm overall im good
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Mar 21, 2020 05:05
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i'm happy my company can operate for years without any income and it won't effect us in any way. my xmas bonus might be smaller (maybe) but layoffs aint gonna happen.
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Mar 21, 2020 20:52
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Jonny 290 posted:you can join synirc #yospos if you want to read celexi obsessively typing people's names over and over and other people posting the n-word ironically tho ironically?
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Mar 23, 2020 15:14
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theadder posted:they were killing them you silly goon the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the individual
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Mar 23, 2020 15:25
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Shaman Linavi posted:all non-essentials told to stop using the vpn lol
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Mar 23, 2020 15:47
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our governor is on tv telling us we cant go outside right now
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Mar 23, 2020 16:03
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i get coffee beans delivered every week from the drinktrade company and it owns
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lol
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Mar 24, 2020 13:38
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just get high instead
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DELETE CASCADE posted:so how come the message in italy is "get off the street, you have to stay at home, period" while here in california it's "you can go for a walk with your dog, just stay six feet away from everyone else" because with italians if you give them an inch they'll take a mile.
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qirex posted:limit your exposure to news if need be, especially tv news. you'll still hear about really important poo poo Shaggar posted:also don't loving go in cspam. those people are all nuts.
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Mar 24, 2020 21:47
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jim rome rules https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlksqIm3xvI
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Mar 24, 2020 22:08
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twitter is only good for trolling various brand social media managers
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graph posted:he's an entirely different person now than that era i know, i used to listen to him on AM radio all the time relatively recently i just love that clip
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it's weird i've lived my life pretty much the exact same as i always have except i am missing going to the bar on tuesdays i've had no anxiety about this whatsoever, i'm just floating by without a care
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