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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
we have a guy at work that started to complain to our contract HR department (we donít really have one, we just pay them to do bullshit clerical work) of people coming in and sneezing. an intern got an email scolding her but as the most senior (and first) employee Iím immune to that.

Iíve been faking a cough for a few days now and have been using ďnot now I feel like poo pooĒ as an excuse to blow him off when he asks stuff. I can tell itís driving him nuts.

love 2 troll my coworkers

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Salt Fish posted:

I work in an org where they picked 50% of employees and allowed them to work from home. Think about that for a second.

thatís a good bus factor.

i know I could pick 50% of our staff and decide who was worth letting live and who wasnít

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
donít know what weíd do for javascript developers, though

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
first time I was left to my own devices for work I got so drunk I spent a grand in the VIP room of a strip club in Vegas

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
it may have coronavirus in it

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1238422628349743104

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
we were told to work from home but i suck at working from home, i just end up drunk at noon.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
my work computer is actually pretty powerful, better than my home machine. 64gb of ram, threadripper, massive gpu for some reason, despite the fact that i run i3wm.

i much rather use it then wfh.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

rotor posted:

also i dont think that getting it now means you can't get it later, thats chicken pox

often times once you recover from a virus you canít get it again. itís if the virus mutates that you can get sick again, like the flu. itís also why the flu vaccine isnít 100% effective. they pick a strain that they predict will be the most common and vaccinate you against that.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

rotor posted:

biology is so weird

also the current thoughts are that testing isnt reliable enough and people they thought were "recovered" from it, really weren't.

https://thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/487436-can-you-get-coronavirus-twice

quote:

ďOnce you have the infection, it could remain dormant with minimal symptoms,Ē Philip Tierno Jr., professor of microbiology and pathology at New York University, told Reuters last month.

ďAnd then you can get an exacerbation if it finds its way into the lungs,Ē he said.

Scientists agree reinfection is an unlikely explanation for patients who test positive a second time, according to the Los Angeles Times, and note the possibility that testing errors, and releasing patients from hospitals too prematurely, are more likely the reason for reports of patients who retest positive.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
so, like always, chalk it up to human incompetence

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
my boss is in full panic mode and has ordered everyone to have any discussions with their coworkers (if they even want to come into the office) to do so 6 feet away from each other.

nobody is allowed to congregate in the conference room. any kind of meetings we have to have should be done via gotomeeting or whatever it is.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Penisface posted:

also what's the over under on americans starting to shoot people who cough/look sick/exist within a week? :)

well you just declared it, 1 week

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i did as a kid but then i grew up

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i've gotten sick and i fear i have the 'rona

i'm actually not worried about myself as much as anyone i might have come into contact with the past two weeks.

i havent left the house in like 5 days tho

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
yeah ive been keeping it low-key. ive been working from home for awhile now, and everything i do is remote. took a day to get my ide and env setup at home.

today i did absolutely nothing except play factorio and agree with my co-workers on slack.

boss/owner went and ordered a bunch of laptops for all our interns so they can work from home, so i've been helping them remotely get set up with the vpn. we're a small company so i do most of the poo poo, even though i know very little outside of development stuff.

so far this just feels like a flu. i felt a bit tired yesterday with a sore throat, but was still able to lift in my basement. today i felt a bit worse but no fever.

working from home rules and i hope i never have to go back.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
my breath has been a bit shorter today, and a cough seems to only hit in the morning. no aches or pains, no chills. my body temp doesnt seem to be out of the ordinary, i feel warm, but the thermometer just says 99.1 which isnt outrageous.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

ShadowHawk posted:

Yeah these past two weeks have been super productive despite WFH for me

But part of that is I'm working longer hours.

I'm doing some work-created-by virus things (capacity planning) and it feels like I'm doing my part in this massive mobilization

WINE is not employment, dude

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i just listen to the ones where he has people focused on topics im interested in are on.

i dont care what else he has or hasnt done

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

TOOT BOOT posted:

you guys don't seem that worried, cspam is pretty gloom and doom about what's going to happen

cspam is filled with people who had a tenuous grasp on their daily lives at best before all this happened.

everything they predict is usually wrong. dont put much stock in what they have to say.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
y'all think too much.

just ride it out, whatever happens, happens. you can't stop it, so don't fret over it.

*exhales absolutely monstrous bong rip*

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

fart simpson posted:

yikes. whatís the word for the opposite of an essential service?

your posting

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Hed posted:

one of my favorite things to get in the mail is my stateís conservation magazine. that chronic wasting disease and the steps to identify and contain it is hosed, like the bad news section in otherwise the coolest periodical I get.

yeah it always bums me out when i get the pamphlet with my hunting license that explains what i have to look for in the deer.

the one thing that worries me is "does the deer get too close or is the shot too easy?" and its like maaaan you are making me second guess the poo poo out of myself.


the dnr rules, tho

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i worked one hour today.

i played doom for seven.

this was a good day.

i still feel under the weather but was able to lift today, so i'm overall im good

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i'm happy my company can operate for years without any income and it won't effect us in any way.

my xmas bonus might be smaller (maybe) but layoffs aint gonna happen.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Jonny 290 posted:

you can join synirc #yospos if you want to read celexi obsessively typing people's names over and over and other people posting the n-word ironically tho

ironically?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat

theadder posted:

they were killing them you silly goon

the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the individual

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat

Shaman Linavi posted:

all non-essentials told to stop using the vpn

lol

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat
our governor is on tv telling us we cant go outside right now

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat
i get coffee beans delivered every week from the drinktrade company and it owns

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat

lol

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/protectheflames/status/1241696164782669824

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat
just get high instead

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

DELETE CASCADE posted:

so how come the message in italy is "get off the street, you have to stay at home, period" while here in california it's "you can go for a walk with your dog, just stay six feet away from everyone else"

because with italians if you give them an inch they'll take a mile.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat

qirex posted:

limit your exposure to news if need be, especially tv news. you'll still hear about really important poo poo

Shaggar posted:

also don't loving go in cspam. those people are all nuts.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat
jim rome rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlksqIm3xvI

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat
twitter is only good for trolling various brand social media managers

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

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Soiled Meat

graph posted:

he's an entirely different person now than that era

i know, i used to listen to him on AM radio all the time relatively recently

i just love that clip

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
it's weird i've lived my life pretty much the exact same as i always have except i am missing going to the bar on tuesdays

i've had no anxiety about this whatsoever, i'm just floating by without a care

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