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Fortaleza posted:I love the word “goober” so much, it’s one of my all time favs I have extended family on a dairy farm in Minnesota and they have a farmhand that goes by Goober and I could not stop laughing our entire family reunion.
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I am truly empathetic to all YOSPOSters with childes during these poo poo times because I have a cow orker whose kid is a fuckin' scream machine all day during calls and we hear it in the background and it breaks my heart 
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Jonny 290 posted:otoh the rest of us are going to die alone and be forgotten 15 mins after covid takes us but at least the yosparents will get a nice funeral and memorial web sight I could give less of a poo poo if I am remembered for all the stupid things I've done on this planet. Better to have bought my ticket and taken the ride imo.
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Chris Knight posted:and according to their will, target track jacket will be cremated and buried in a ticket to ride game box I'd be happily donated as tree mulch by whomever survives my worthless corpse. 
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Schadenboner posted:A calorie is literally the unit of measurement for energy.* It's the amount of energy required to heat one gram of water by a single degree (Celsius).
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I will never buy a “luxury” car My ideal of a luxury car is something made in the last five years because every car I've driven up until recently was made in the previous decade and lacking a ton of modern conveniences that leave me spoiled now.
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Endless Mike posted:we just have emissions ever two years and can renew registration for two years, which is nice. somewhat annoyingly, they're not actually linked, so my emissions expires the end of march, but my registration is good through may or something since you have to have a valid emissions to renew registration My cow orker described having to wait in line at the DMV to scan a QR code which then let him set an appointment to return and then do whatever to renew his license. 
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Feb 9, 2021 15:54
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I have probably been sober for 2 total nights in the past year since lockdown initiated and I don't regret a single drat night of it. e: also I have a family history of alcoholism and this was a nice front for a reason why I drink.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I've had to cut back a shitload of drinking in the past year because I just can't handle it anymore, a drinking night is two days of feeling like anxious poo poo for me now. I'm on the other side and amped up my drinking to about 1 bottle of bourbon every two nights. I did start to slow that down a bit and traded my third old fashioned cocktail for a couple of beers and it finally added some necessary weight to my normally skinny frame. Now I just need to start working out and it's over for you hoes.
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Feb 11, 2021 01:56
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:jesus that is a drat lot of liquor I am rather (or was) underweight at the start of 2020 and have put on ~25lbs from since then. I don't wake up hungover or maladjusted from poor sleep. I suspect my Irish heritage is to thank for that. I have an abnormally high metabolism even still in my late 30s so weed edibles don't work unless they are heroically potent and likely to put someone else into a coma.
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Feb 11, 2021 16:04
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I drink more than a pot a day of coffee. I can't typically drink coffee without chasing it with water because I get major dehydrated. Doesn't happen with energy drinks but I try to refrain from them lately. e: got some bagels and now I won't have the immediate after-effects of drinking coffee! 
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Feb 12, 2021 01:12
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:pooping?? I am lucky to have more that one constitutional a day, and I prefer to not have them right before I have to be on the phone in conference calls for the day but coffee has its own opinion of when that should be as well.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I poop during my conference calls. This is alpha male behavior and I do not have a mute button on the headset or I would too.
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Corla Plankun posted:when i was an undergrad the library had a huge thick book of chinese idioms and they kicked rear end Uhhh
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There is roughly 3ft of snow in my front yard and streets are nearly impassable yet my mayor's not having any issue while asking city residents to remain patient while plows make it out to them.  https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1361691541153189888
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I know poo poo-all about rice but the sticky white kind is probably my favorite because of how easy it is to throw drat near anything into it and knocking out a decent meal. 
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I am going to regret having a second coffee today but that's for tomorrow me to deal with. Boy I don't envy him.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:oh gently caress i just realized he also played blofeld in one of the bond movies Telly Savalas? Hard to forget the guy they modeled Dr. Evil after.
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qirex posted:*yakov smirnoff voice* 
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I got a new pillow recently and I sleep a lot better but I've been told it has induced snoring in me that I haven't done before and now my wife gets horrible sleep 
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Kenny Logins posted:gdi Kenny This is rather incredible.
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I think we put $2,000 for our down payment in 2013 when we bought our house because the senior occupying it wanted to sell more than we wanted to buy and we had wasted ~6mo looking at other houses before this one. A few corrections were required after inspection but it's been a house with good bones so far. Just spent a bunch of money to get the basement sealed so if we ever go to sell it's got a huge bonus for us.
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Jonny 290 posted:Home ownership is a scam, and if you disagree it only means that you're still on the good side of the grift. I will only disagree if you can do your own home repairs. If you are constantly at the whim of a contractor, it's a gamble that typically ends with you losing.
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President Beep posted:i can see it now: me in the basement in the middle if the night with a sledgehammer, an old paint can, and some jb weld. i suddenly freeze when i hear footsteps upstairs... Knowing your own limitations in home repair is also a keen piece of advice 
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Frank Zappa posted:♫ I'm a moron and this is my wife
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lmfaooooooo https://blackenedwhiskey.com/ Blackened Whiskey posted:BLACKENED American Whiskey's Batch Playlists
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Kazinsal posted:Metallica doing hooch is weird as poo poo considering hetfield checks himself into rehab if he comes within ten feet of a beer these days I don’t know why, but this is funny as poo poo to me.
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echinopsis posted:i’ve heard the word condo many times and I can only assume it’s short for condom 
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Kids were supposed to have cool cyber clothes now instead of digging through grandpa’s closet This is the future we were promised 
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:There is no better feeling on earth than wanting to do a good fitness thing like ride your bike and have your spouse be 100% into it and ready to do it with you This rules and I am very happy for you and your wife getting more bike mileage this season.
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mod saas posted:
I loving love Portillo's it might be the only thing still keeping me in Illinois.
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The Fool posted:getting first pfizer jab this afternoon Nice! We got the first Moderna jab last night because my wife's friend at Walgreen's had two surplus doses because of a cancellation. My arm is sore.
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Watched a documentary about the last Blockbuster and it was really interesting to see people's devotion to an ~experience~ like travelling halfway across the world to visit a lovely podunk video rental store in Bend, Oregon.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:every time I see someone getting a movie at a redbox kiosk i wonder where their life went wrong to lead them to this point. I still contest that Blockbuster could have survived if they created BlueBox as a competitor since they got rid of late fees, the stores largely just became those anyways.
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Lol! Baby take your teeth out I will recline
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mediaphage posted:i'm a big fan of microwaves that let you disable beeps 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:oh drat that sucks, did he reuse his username or something elsewhere professionally Are you going to forget a face like that?
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Kenny Logins posted:married guys do this and also married gals do it. it's a powerful marrieds stratagem for getting out of jams. it cannot be abrogated much as they might try with their shrill words on their precious little placemat/ads We got suckered into a timeshare presentation for $100 each free credit at the Vegas casino; they gave us free water and a small buffet while people rang bells and hooted about selling properties or whatever. We said no to, iirc four different people before they finally let us sit on the bus back for an hour before it actually left.
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