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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I belong in this thread now

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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uncurable mlady posted:

at first i was thinking we'd peak in may but now i think it might be earlier because it seems that for as lovely as the federal response has been, states are pulling their head out of their rear end and doing the right thing

MA is on state-wide lockdown until April 6 starting tomorrow:

Schools closed
Restaurants closed for dine-in
No gatherings of over 25 people

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Bhodi posted:

a note just got slipped under my door that "confirmed cases are now within the operational footprint of management" which I suppose is management speak for "someone in your building tested positive"

:yotj:

That's extreme Manager language lol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Broken Machine posted:

it's funny that corona is pretty much dead as a brand due to this

this is, in fact, not true

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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WFH duration increased to "indefinitely"

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Imagine paying for zoom when you're already fedora-deep in Microsoft licensing

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jabor posted:

I've monopolized a quarter of the dining table.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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President Beep posted:

this first week working from home has been one of my busiest ever. i think im doing it wrong?

Nah you'll burn through work without distractions

then it slows down

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

WINE is not employment, dude

lol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Friday morning

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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good idea to wear gloves before putting your fingers in someone's butt

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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echinopsis posted:

what a lovely millennial you turned out to be. you put the tongue in. the eating part of eating rear end isnít hyperbole

look m8 i'm not the one getting weird in a Burger King

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Here I am again

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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SO DEMANDING posted:

c-wfh-s: actually have work to do from home this week, but hoo-boy am i not feeling particularly motivated at the moment.

MA governor announced all non-essential business must close by noon tomorrow, lasting until 4/7. the list of what is considered essential though is quite broad. and despite the fact that this has no effect on grocery stores, I fully expect them to be an absolute clusterfuck the next couple days because people are dumb

yeah this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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rotor posted:

new hampshire gonna be a real problem, and i'm curious about how being the Show Me State squares with quarantine orders.

New Hampshire is the granite State, op

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

yeah we know. they're taking their herd immunity for granite

Go back to daoc, get your radon, and stop posting puns

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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It's live free and die anyway

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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fart simpson posted:

if you end up shooting anyone your probably just going to shoot yourself

contrary to what you may expect not every use of a gun is a school shooting

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Blinkz0rz posted:

mods plz rename thread to "yospos paranoia crew"

no

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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echinopsis posted:

yeah man :(


iíve squirrelled away a lethal amount of morphine because i donít want to suffer to death lol


whatís this from

it's from Alien. come the gently caress on dude

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Thursday

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Salt Fish posted:

* fixed issue where meditating users could project out of bounds

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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MononcQc posted:

here's your new zoom background



I laughed

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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i found 3 n95s in my tools from when i was patching my drywall or something a couple years ago

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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rotor posted:

not sure why but i've taken to tucking my sweat pants into my socks, it feels cozier

rotor

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Shaggar posted:

I think once you get through a few elections w/ ranked choice people will get more comfortable with it and not worry about putting preferred candidates above their fallback.

shaggar was right

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I'm working from home because of the Coronavirus, y'all

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Shaman Linavi posted:

got to sign the employee work from home agreement which says the company can come over and inspect my home workspace whenever they want and also they might even give me a warning beforehand

lol what

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

detachable peeeee nis

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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President Beep posted:

it evolves into elephantiasis like a pokemon

lol

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I've done less than an hour of work today and my brain has leapt out of my ears

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

woke up at 5am realizing that i really just wanna get the roni and die and get it over with because lol there is no future, we're not getting a vaccine, we will be in lockdown forever, capitalism has failed and the billionaires in power will let the world die before they allow any sort of collectivism

feel free to call me a chicken little if i am eventually wrong about any of this, i will gladly take that whuppin

Hmm I don't like this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Uptime Sinclair posted:

i googled it. it was fireflies

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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qirex posted:

laffo it looks like banks are going to just steal the stimulus payments

https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1250075965348347906?s=21

this can get hosed

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Which regulators okayed this
Name them

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Captain Foo posted:

Which regulators okayed this
Name them

Oh maybe I should read the article

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Roosevelt posted:

TIL that echinopsis is a real thing and not just a bastardization of the words echidna penis

it's a cactus

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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oh man i forgot about hickok45, that guy's great

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Broken Machine posted:

it wouldn't surprise me to see tump & co use this as an opportunity to close down a lot of universities, particularly public universities and colleges in the south. a poorly educated populace is easier to control. actually i'd be more surprised if they didn't

you wouldn't need to conspiracy theory this, the quarantines and reduced enrollment combined with massive economic recession will kill them pretty effectively

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Broken Machine posted:

vermont already planned on closing three uvm campuses, but sanders asked them to hold off

new Hampshire is going to eat poo poo too

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