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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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fart simpson posted:

i assume that works much less good if you have kids or a mortgage, which i dont

TBH this is the real lifehack

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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i thought I would have gone back sooner but meh I don't need to and dont really want to :shrug: I will eventually but I've enjoyed my brief pretirement where I garden and woodwork all day

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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buy less candles

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

i know tons of 20s / early 30s kids that decided to have 1-2 kids during covid because "work is in a healthier place" now.

now theyre all going to get hosed with 100k a year of daycare bills lol

lol :smith:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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El Mero Mero posted:

technically I've been supposed to be reporting to my office two days a week for...idk a year or so now?

I just don't and nobody says anything. I would happily formally return to the office in-person full-time under these same conditions.

lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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4lokos basilisk posted:

we moved to 2 days in the office per week for those who live closer than 4h. so now the managers moved further away and magically got approved for full remote. the system works

how do they determine time? i walk to work it's more than a 4 hr commute

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Also is it both ways?? A 4 hour commute is insane

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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year 4: return to orifice

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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fart simpson posted:

im glad of it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I'm honor of covid being very over, the GF and I both tested positive today :911:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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It's alright thanks for asking. Mostly feel fatigued with a bit of a cough and also the dreaded night sweats

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I can say with confidence that I don't like having covid

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I hope I can create a new cultivar of covid

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Heirloom Covid

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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fart simpson posted:

have you tried catching it repeatedly like beeftweeter

Working on it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I mask in a few places: public transit, aeroplanes, medical places (pharmacy, doctor, rub-n-tug). But I do go to a bar unmasked once a week to huff virons and play trivia and most importantly quaff brewskis

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I haven’t been to a bar in over three years. I’ve lost thirty lbs

I had this experience but one day I just started Drinking again and brother, I missed it

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Being in shape rules though.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels - Wayne Gretzky

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Cream? That's for cereal

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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I like mine. Because it's less work to use than the blade one

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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President Beep posted:

what if your dangerously cheesy?

This counts as dangerously obese

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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What's covid

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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what an idiot. I've had it countless times. well I'm sure someone could count it but not me on account of the brain fog

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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lots of children play roller coaster tycoon

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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fart simpson posted:

collaboration means if someone in management suddenly needs something done asap, they can just walk over and force people to do it right this second

what else would it mean

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Jonny 290 posted:

drat, you sure showed them who the fuckin' idiot was

Lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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once the onions came back into the Costco food court, I knew the pandemic had truly ended

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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cum and eggs sure are amazing

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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it almost sounds like a meal at Denny's

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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i was drinking last night and don't remember making that post lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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echinopsis posted:

the tide has turned

what kind of tide

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Midjack posted:

that's been my go to gift to destroy a white elephant exchange for several years now, though doing the whole routine to buy it anonymously means i only do it when the group has really earned that kind of action.

lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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do you have your own copy? what's the best recipe? asking for a disgusting friend

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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it's not me. i only eat cum with eggs

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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im looking for recommendations not documentations

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Achmed Jones posted:

time for another AJ hot take: its probably best not to put cum in your food

you fool. charlatan. live a little

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Moving up in the world

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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post hole digger posted:

I’m side eyeing you if you haven’t had Covid yet. go outside.

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

my wife's mother-in-law called us to tell us that my father in law was in bed for a week sick from covid and then asked us when we're going to quit trying to avoid it. everything is so insane and stupid

Lol

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