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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

drat who could have possibly seen this coming

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

here in hellworld of all place

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

fart simpson posted:

wow, trump just said if you cash out your trump bux you have to vote for him

he absolutely floated this as legally binding

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

one of my friends had a pretty nice wedding and later revealed it was fukin $35,000 and like was like for what

another friend took fukin LOANS out for his

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

how many people were at the $35k one? if it was insanely large like 500+ people that could easily add up

200 and some. it was nice but not north of 30k nice

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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haveblue posted:

apparently I've only been to classy weddings, what's the cake smashing thing

you simply smash the first piece of cake into your partner's face. the boomers did so we "have to" too


(we do not have to)

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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rotor posted:

i feel like if you ever post in qcs then you should probably just stop visiting the forums

i feel like if there's a real complaint it's ok but if you go there to dunk on people or, god forbid, earnestly explain why you agree that someone's six hour should not be overturned then yeah

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

graph posted:

its 38 and going to snow again, it snowed three times last week.

this is significantly pissing me off. like can it at least be pleasant out while we wait to die in our homes due to criminal government mismanagement

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Stereotype posted:

They were a huge cult in China that got cracked down on by the Chinese Communist Party and now they tour the US doing propaganda shows disguised as ancient chinese ballet.

yeah my wife took her mom to see it a few years ago and she was telling me it was really impressive and beautiful "and then at the end they talked about how a free china was truly possible and atheism is a lie???"

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

someone did that in detroit and got a terrorism charge lol

im surprised we haven't seen a video of a tik tok teen threatened with a gun cause he tells a guy he's got rona and keeps getting closer

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

if this one doesn't kill me definitely looking forward to the 10% mortality one in 15 years that does

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope


its gotta be waaay more than 1/3

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

if i was asked a number id say probably 90% of people are hosed up by this. maybe not directly the covi but their stonks or something. if i had to put $1000 on a number id say 75%

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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MononcQc posted:

close to 1/3 the US population thinks it's a hoax

yeah and as a result think the golberment or the chinese or the lizardpeople are trying to kill them with 5g ultragay waves and they are flipping out over it


this is affecting everyone mentally and saying only a third of people are suffering some kind of depression/anxiety is absolutely not true

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

One of the guys my wife manages lost an aunt and her husband last month, they both got sick and died at the same time

all smiles, knowing that their bodies fuel the great economy machine

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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The Fool posted:

the gates foundation is going to inject us all with tracking microchips

good finally let's do it get the bugs worked out mark of the beast lemme have it

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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President Beep posted:

yeah same. i want to be able to buy groceries and lotto tickets and stuff.

contactless. give it to me

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

graph posted:

freshly uploaded tag btw


Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope


outta the park

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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MononcQc posted:

this is the moral of almost every action, fantasy, or sci fi movie and book that includes impossible forces like aliens, a disaster, or any type of invader in North America where it is better to die rebelling than lose a small amount of freedom.

itís in retrospect no surprise that this is how people react after having been forced to digest propaganda like that for decades. Where are the movies or books where itís people banding together that achieve things? They exist but are extremely rare and the whole cultural ethos of western fiction is lone hero doing the right thing against all odds (and other people)

brb off to write my ya trilogy about how benevolent aliens arrive and say you guys are gonna clean up your act and give us all their technology and usher us into a golden age but it's all public transport, vegetarianism, and equality and the entire world gladly accepts except for the us which is in ruins fighting an unwinnable war to hold onto our terrible way of life. eventually we win and plunge the planet into a new dark age and we're thrilled to do it

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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PCjr sidecar posted:

re masks turns out thereís strong evidence for their effectiveness:

https://www.preprints.org/manuscript/202004.0203/v1

holy poo poo

comment on that article posted:

This article completely fails to consider the costs of mask-wearing. There's a reason why we don't do this. It impairs our quality of life. We like to feel fresh air on our faces. We like to go out and see people. We like to be able to talk to people unencumbered. We like to be able to see people's expressions, their smiles.

Sure, make a judgement about the relative benefits and harms of mask-wearing. But don't purport to be writing some kind of rational appraisal while completely ignoring the obvious loss of quality of life which universal, permanent mask-wearing would entail.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

we aint even sweating it up here in michigan:



he'll yeah babby time to get careless

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

anyway, people in michigan are leaving their homes and crowding up specifically to spite any remaining orders so let's revisit this in about two to three weeks

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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graph posted:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/crisis-control/202006/new-study-sees-unprecedented-trauma-the-pandemic

How widespread is trauma from Covid?

When we ran the pilot data in April, we found that nearly 90 percent of respondents had one or more traumatic stress symptoms.


Cat Face Joe posted:

if i was asked a number id say probably 90% of people are hosed up by this. maybe not directly the covi but their stonks or something. if i had to put $1000 on a number id say 75%

*points thumbs at self despondently*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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also lmao at 7.6% of are troops having ptsd its probably drat near 100%

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

great grandfather was in ww1 and was injured twice. paternal grandfather was an infantryman in ww2. maternal grandfather was a fukin pilot in ww2

and now against all odds, you all are stuck with my poasts

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Sagebrush posted:

that woman has a baby with her.

uh wow sagebrush the first amendment doesn't wait for things like child care

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

my cousin got married in columbus and my wife and i knocked it but it was p. nice tbh

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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qirex posted:

seven of these


and i don't see any cars or shopping anywhere so what's the point!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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rotor posted:

fixed it like you fix a cat

manually?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

never boat own

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

i drive a 2011 mr. honda's civic op, one of the last good ones before they got heavier and full of the devil's computer

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

bought 1000 9mm for $250 right as this whole mess got started. should hold me over for quite a while

:bsdsnype:

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope


friend in hs talked about knowing about explosives and other people acted like he did but i never saw anything until one day we were at his house just shooting the poo poo and he pulls out this case and just starts messing with it. he gets up and heads outside, we're all still talking, completely normal, and the he lights this thing in his hand and pitches it and hit the ground and explodes. all of us are shocked and he's just laughing his rear end off


anyway he's a charter pilot now

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

moar liek...

hehheh

COUGHVEFE!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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FAT32 SHAMER posted:

has anyone said flughazi yet

well, it definitely ain't going away

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Cold on a Cob posted:

agreed

happiness is overrated

aim for pride and satisfaction

living with anxiety and depression is a lot easier now that i'm doing it for something bigger than myself

yeah it's tough to accept that you'll never be happy but once you get past that, well, i assume it's good because i can't feel whatever "good" is

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Jonny 290 posted:

this is not helping at all lol




i mean its all true but

yeah sorry, not trying to be a downer. this is just my experience tho, like I can look back even to my childhood and know that practically nothing in my life has ever brought me true happiness. you though, i know you've been happy before and know you're hurt right now but i believe you owe it to yourself to confront your traumas and try to recover.

i know you like people, dude, obviously not all the people but if you didn't you'd never have imagined compound 290 and that's someplace id like to visit in the future

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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anyway never seen computers get smashed but i watched a guy take a sharp turn in the forklift and coat the warehouse in a pallet's worth of franks redhot

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

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Doctor Rope

early access vaccines lol

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