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you blow your nose so easy, never get the real gross drippy boogers or like the booger that gets stuck in the wrong irritating spot they just all blow out nice and easy and neat so good OR your boogers pick so good and fast, like one finger flick and all the boogers come out clean and free, boom your craggy cornflake booger nose is now a beautiful entry hall for smelling all kinds of things |
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Never have to poop again OR Never have to pee again https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Never have to poop again 100% no poo but i think thats too easy if it was like never have to poo again BUT you got to pee a LOT more times and you have real stinky stinky farts then i might think abou t it |
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Mar 6, 2020 22:14
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no more guitars OR no more EDM
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Never have to pee again i have a small bladder and being able to sleep for more then 3 hours would rule idiotsavant posted:you blow your nose so easy, never get the real gross drippy boogers or like the booger that gets stuck in the wrong irritating spot they just all blow out nice and easy and neat so good winter in canada makes this sound like a dream prepuce repurposed posted:no more guitars honestly i prefer guitar music but they had their chance
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prepuce repurposed posted:no more guitars Well, that's a quick one. Bye EDM. Hrm. Never be able to have soup again, or never be able to eat another sandwich? |
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I thought we already established that a sandwich is a soup
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Never have to poop again Then wtf am I going to do at work? |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Never have to poop again No pee, imagine not having break from kids and life !!
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Liquid Communism posted:Well, that's a quick one. Bye EDM. Yeah leaving EDM is a no brainer right here. Also no more soup, but start drinking sandwiches for the full immersion
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Have the superpower to talk with cats and dogs Or Have the superpower to talk with all animals except cats and dogs that will misunderstand you now at all times
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have the power to hover by farting, or have the power to swim extremely fast by peeing
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Manifisto posted:have the power to hover by farting, or have the power to swim extremely fast by peeing Yeah that'll be the farts, I always wanted to make a comically loud liftoff in the middle of a crowded plaza and fly towards destiny with the entire city watching
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Goons Are Great posted:Yeah that'll be the farts, I always wanted to make a comically loud liftoff in the middle of a crowded plaza and fly towards destiny with the entire city watching In Jim Gaffigan's voice: "I dunno, he just started making this loud, rude noise and just kinda hovered there for a second or two, farted and now he's flying... can he DO that???" |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:In Jim Gaffigan's voice: "I dunno, he just started making this loud, rude noise and just kinda hovered there for a second or two, farted and now he's flying... can he DO that???" that is so gaffigan
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:In Jim Gaffigan's voice: "I dunno, he just started making this loud, rude noise and just kinda hovered there for a second or two, farted and now he's flying... can he DO that???"
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Goons Are Great posted:Have the superpower to talk with cats and dogs First one. I don't need to talk to every animal.
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Galaxander posted:Be 12 feet tall if you are 2ft tall the world is 3x as big as it is for an average person. if you're 12ft tall it's half as big
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Galaxander posted:Be 12 feet tall 12 feet tall so i could be a professional basketball player, forever doomed to getting fouled and having the worst free throw percentage of all time |
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pick your friends and your nose, but not your friend's nose or pick your friend's nose, but not the other two
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Liquid Communism posted:Well, that's a quick one. Bye EDM. Manifisto posted:pick your friends and your nose, but not your friend's nose ---------------- |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Never have to poop again You may joke but with my IBS this would be bliss. My entire life revolves around poop |
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check out any time you like, but you can never leave -or- check out any book you like, as long as you want "eats, shoots & leaves"
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bust out an insanely witty quip, heard by many, just before you expire -or- have your last words be shamefully absurd and endlessly mockable, but you live one year longer
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Manifisto posted:bust out an insanely witty quip, heard by many, just before you expire That's a no-brainer right there, I'd be ashamed of myself if I wouldn't go out the most ridiculous and absurd way humanly possible.
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Be super chill and have a cool and good and super chill life without ever knowing BYOB exists, or Post with cool and good BYOB friends but never achieve the platonic ideal of chill?
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Bacon Taco posted:Be super chill and have a cool and good and super chill life without ever knowing BYOB exists, or this is a contradiction in terms, i straight cannot parse it
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Goons Are Great posted:Have the superpower to talk with cats and dogs Cats and dogs because it doesn't come with any downsides. Manifisto posted:speak klingon, or remove all traces of knowledge that klingon is a speakable language Speak Klingon Manifisto posted:have the power to hover by farting, or have the power to swim extremely fast by peeing Farting, but only if it made me less gassy. Maybe then I could eat garlic and onions again  Manifisto posted:pick your friends and your nose, but not your friend's nose #1 |
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