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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
"God, I wish Jeff would just go for it. I need a dicking down like today"


"And with your support we can save 50% of the rainforest by 2024!"

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
never do full horn reveal

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
You should always post horny anyone who says otherwise is a coward

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


being horny on main is what separates us from the animals

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
just dry humping air as soon as i wake up

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
virginia is for lovers, maine is for horny

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
#postpiggie

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my legs have the horn quakes :ohdear:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



What does "on main" mean in the context of this thread? I'm confused :(

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Yeah I post on main. What's your point?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

This is more spiney then horny. But its on main so ill allow it

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Icochet posted:

Yeah I post on main. What's your point?

Horn lvls off da charts!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

What does "on main" mean in the context of this thread? I'm confused :(

https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=48

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

congrats to the following users, who are presumably horny on main


Members Browsing...

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Azreth
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and one guest

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.

The thing is, it becomes oddly easier to hold it if I somehow manage to keep them contained past that threshold point (I.e. industrial butt plugs) but if they're held in for over an hour I can't fart for a week. Instead, my cock farts instead of cumming (but the cum is still built up in my balls) and my body odor becomes my farts. My breath is of course foul to everyone but me. The result is if I hold it in too long, I become a perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

guys, i liked that belle delphine video by accident, you can stop filling my mentions with "uwu"

Kalsco
Jul 26, 2012


There's nothin more human than being horny on main and owning it. Namaste.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Which street is ok for horniness?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Snowy posted:

Which street is ok for horniness?
69th

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

and Sticker

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Wtf is thread even about

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

What does "on main" mean in the context of this thread? I'm confused :(

Your main social media accounts as opposed to your private ones or fake ones that you share with close friends

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf is thread even about

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Where else would I ever be horny?

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Being horny on main is a hate crime against LGBTQIA2+ people (in that instance : asexuals and demisexuals), please report any instance of it to the proper authorities

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

What does "on main" mean in the context of this thread? I'm confused :(

horny on Main Street as opposed to horny on Wall Street

fuckin capitalist pigs monopolizing all the sexy, you gotta get out there fight for your right to be horny

TURGID TOMFOOLERY
Nov 1, 2019

Idgi what’s on main?

TURGID TOMFOOLERY
Nov 1, 2019

Icochet posted:

Yeah I post on main. What's your point?

Exactly!!

TURGID TOMFOOLERY
Nov 1, 2019

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

What does "on main" mean in the context of this thread? I'm confused :(

Idk but I’m horney, where should I post about it?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



TURGID TOMFOOLERY posted:

Idk but I’m horney, where should I post about it?

In my PMs

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship



EDIT: Sorry, I thought this thread was about being horny am Main.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Social media is the stupidest thing to ever happen to humanity.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





TURGID TOMFOOLERY posted:

Idgi what’s on main?

i think it means their main social media account or something tied to their person/professional organization

like it's easy to post horny when you're an anonymous ghost in the machine, turgid tomfoolery, but when it's on something your mom/boss/rabbi could read and know it's you? rip in peace maybe

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I don't care who knows I'm horny. Biologically speaking we exist only to gently caress.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

gary oldmans diary posted:

never do full horn reveal

Who posted accidentally?

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
weird n horny twitter

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf is thread even about

Can't get horny on main

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
If I can't post when horny, when can I post???

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TURGID TOMFOOLERY
Nov 1, 2019

hard counter posted:

i think it means their main social media account or something tied to their person/professional organization

like it's easy to post horny when you're an anonymous ghost in the machine, turgid tomfoolery, but when it's on something your mom/boss/rabbi could read and know it's you? rip in peace maybe

I find the idea of secondary social media brilliant and curious. It makes so much sense yet makes the entire concept of a primary social media account a shield.

A testament to the impact of olds and normies getting online

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