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david i didn't go out and sink spanish warships to obtain the last seeds of the crunchberry plant to just GIVE THIS poo poo AWAY
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Mar 8, 2020 06:35
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There's a cereal that's just the crunch part of cap'n crunch, I dunno why an all berries version is such a scandal. |
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Molestationary Store posted:There's a cereal that's just the crunch part of cap'n crunch, I dunno why an all berries version is such a scandal. it's the Oops! part, implying that this was some kind of Cereal Mistake
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Yinlock posted:it's the Oops! part, implying that this was some kind of Cereal Mistake Serial mistakes could be an early sign of dementia. Maybe we should start looking at a comfortable living situation for the captain. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Serial mistakes could be an early sign of dementia. Maybe we should start looking at a comfortable living situation for the captain. shh do you want him to hear you, he's killed people for less
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The Mutiny Of The S.S Crunch
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everything about captain crunch is just insanely funny to me
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Yinlock posted:The Mutiny Of The S.S Crunch Keel hauled by Captain Crunch for refusing to execute unarmed prisoner soggies |
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Mar 8, 2020 07:20
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oh god i'm so sorry, just please don't crunchatize me cap'n
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Mar 8, 2020 08:52
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Cereal doesn't make mistakes but it does make Mr. Dick poo
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that familliar bloodthirsty smile split the captain's face as he executed the ship's captain, the poor dog would never howl about baked goods ever again "looks like it's cookies for breakfast, boys" he yelled to resounding cheers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXbGq7D71tA this bit is probably why capn crunch is always so funny to me
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i traded this cow for a sack of magical berries then some captian high on pcp started yelling at me about it |
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Mar 8, 2020 14:17
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i am a professional cereal pounder, get out of my way those berries are mine
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Mar 8, 2020 15:58
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Yinlock posted:david, look at me, LOOK AT ME. there is nothing but loving berries in this bowl. there is no crunch with these berries. kids are going to overdose on loving berries and then who do you think is getting the blame david this is by order of admr'l crunch himself. cap'n, you are outranked. stand down.
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Manifisto posted:this is by order of admr'l crunch himself. cap'n, you are outranked. stand down. presidn't crunch's lackeys have crossed me for the last time
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Mar 8, 2020 20:04
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frank herbert's "god empr'r of crunch"
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you want BERRIES!? [points to the roof of their mouth, all cut up and mangled] you EARN berries!! get back to crunching |
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Mar 8, 2020 20:12
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Jack Ryan series, but with Cap'n Crunch. |
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Macnult posted:you want BERRIES!? you dare try to steal from the crunch empire, 20 years hard labor in the crunchberry fields
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opps!
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Dunno why the Cap'n is looking so smug as he comes out of the big boss's office right before I go in. I mean he's heard me practicing my "Whoopsie Daisy, Mostly Berries" pitch and i think we both know he doesn't have any ideas that could top it. |
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im gonna gently caress that lil captain punk up. the only crunch is going to be the sound of my fist folding his smiley rear end face in half, its nothing but berries from here out |
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the bilge pump has overloaded with frothy orange brine cappn she cannot take much more |
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idiotsavant posted:im gonna gently caress that lil captain punk up. the only crunch is going to be the sound of my fist folding his smiley rear end face in half, its nothing but berries from here out I'm gonna gently caress that captain. It gets lonely at sea after all.
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google THIS posted:Dunno why the Cap'n is looking so smug as he comes out of the big boss's office right before I go in. I mean he's heard me practicing my "Whoopsie Daisy, Mostly Berries" pitch and i think we both know he doesn't have any ideas that could top it.
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Oh! A Normal Amount Of Berries!
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Yinlock posted:Oh! A Normal Amount Of Berries! Since we're constantly surprised by what should be the norm I've brought in an outside consultant in order to improve the QC/QA on this cereal...ship.
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Mar 9, 2020 07:41
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get yer "poo poo. All Kix" here. absolutely 0% of anything that isn't Kix in these heah boxes. "poo poo. All Kix," now nothing but puffed cornmeal, to keep our boys on the front ready to fight the Krauts
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FutonForensic posted:get yer "poo poo. All Kix" here. absolutely 0% of anything that isn't Kix in these heah boxes. "poo poo. All Kix," now nothing but puffed cornmeal, to keep our boys on the front ready to fight the Krauts
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LAWYER: Let me just make sure that I have this down right in my notes. So you show up when these children need your cereal. CAPTAIN CRUNCH: Yes. That is correct. LAWYER: In a Spanish galleon? CAPTAIN CRUNCH: Yes LAWYER: *Nods thoughtfully*: Now this ship of yours, does it have weaponry on board? Cannons, muskets, things of such nature? CAPTAIN CRUNCH: There might be some somewhere on board, but most of my cargo these days is cereal and other grains. LAWYER: I see. Now these children that you uh, what was that word you used? CAPTAIN CRUNCH *wincing slightly*: Crunchatize. LAWYER: Thank you. These children that you "crunchatize" , reports indicate they're between the ages of 4 and 15. That's quite a range. What do you do when you're together on board the ship? CAPTAIN CRUNCH: I feed them breakfast. Sometimes we might play a game or two. Tag, shuffleboard, stuff like that *smiles weakly* LAWYER: Would you say that you feed these children a "balanced" breakfast? CAPTAIN CRUNCH: I don't- LAWYER: *reading cereal box* it says here that your cereal is "part of a balanced breakfast". Mr. Crunch. Do you feed the "crunchatized" children on board your ship the "balanced breakfast" shown on this box or not? A muffin, an orange, a glass of milk? CAPTAIN CRUNCH *hangs head*: No. We might have a lime for scurvy now and again, but that's it. LAWYER: I see. What about the parents? Do you tell the parents of the children you "crunchatize"? Do you explain the process to them? Do you get any legally binding record that they consent to this process? CAPTAIN CRUNCH: *numb, tears falling softly*: No. LAWYER: Mr. Crunch, are you familiar with a little term called "child endangerment?"
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FutonForensic posted:get yer "poo poo. All Kix" here. absolutely 0% of anything that isn't Kix in these heah boxes. "poo poo. All Kix," now nothing but puffed cornmeal, to keep our boys on the front ready to fight the Krauts |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I'm gonna gently caress that captain. It gets lonely at sea after all. 
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magic cactus posted:LAWYER: Let me just make sure that I have this down right in my notes. So you show up when these children need your cereal.
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Jesus Christ! Nothing but raisins! Look, this is my fault, no fruit only loops. Good GOD how did this happen!? Instead of honey nut cheerios, we are left with a nasty cardboard box full of honey! |
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looking for some boxes of quaker mass and general mills acceleration to combine with my kellogg's vector cereal
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