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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Cum whips rear end and we all know it so post itt about your latest cumperiences

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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
loving shower turns into a foot bath after ten minutes gently caress my balls.

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Can't say I think about it specifically too much OP but I guess when you eat a bunch of fresh tropical fruits your balls will make lots of it and your dick will have lots of power. Especially if you eat a bunch of mangosteens you bought off the back of a truck, but don't eat them indoors its bad luck apparently.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Thinking about cum will never compare to thinking about those huge pig balls.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Cyril Sneer posted:

Thinking about cum will never compare to thinking about those huge pig balls.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Its bad when you cum in the bath because it becomes a cum ghost and accosts you until you drain it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i wasn't, before i saw this thread

thanks OP

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

God dammit I just thought about cum when I saw this thread. A real self fulfilling prophecy, this thread!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Having thoughts right now. Bad thoughts.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
https://youtu.be/0UATx2ILCys

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

cook with cumin every day and cum will always be in your thoughts.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009


Bet this guy is thinking about cum

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Saint Drogo posted:

cook with cumin every day and cum will always be in your thoughts.

I’m starting a spice company called “oh god I’m” and we’ll have a full range of spices by our cumin will be front and center.

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Let's face it. The best cum jokes always came from that one guy. The jizzy milk drink guy.

He could have been funny but instead he thought he may as well pull he pud in a plant. gently caress you

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
haven’t smelled cum in like 2 years

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
cüm

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

star eater posted:

haven’t smelled cum in like 2 years

Mine smells like cheese. Do I have the coronavirus?

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


wasn't thinking about cum before seeing this thread but now i am and so i am posting itt

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I don't think I'd be able to do this every single time

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Who’s not getting enough cum? Point them out to me. :crossarms:

Famine Poodle
Jul 16, 2011

I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all.
Thinking about that long distance cum











:(

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I'm thinking about thos sperms

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
CUM

MUC

MCU

Thanos

The Anus

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Mine smells like cheese. Do I have the coronavirus?

worse you got the ligma

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
thought about cum

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I am sitting here, drinking a waterfall of grape juice, and you want me to think about CUM! Hrrng. :catbert:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Ugh. I work at a sperm bank and some genius thawed a batch in the break room microwave again. The whole floor reeks.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Bleach


or



Overcooked broad beans



Which one

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
thought about cum yesterday

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