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 Hey there goons, Mario gimmick guy here. I just got back from eating this "Dunkin Donuts Snackin' [sic] Bacon" which is something Dunkin Donuts literally sells. I don't really feel the need to say more, rather question our norms for edible food in this day and age. Bacon used to be a staple of the goon diet, do you still consider this so?
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Mar 8, 2020 18:17
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Does Wario eat bacon? Discuss.
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Mar 8, 2020 18:19
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Where did we go too far? Bacon and eggs? Chocolate-covered bacon? Bacon-infused scented candles? I feel that bacon may be on it's way to being phased out in american culture, could breaskfast sausage be the new meme meat?
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Mar 8, 2020 18:19
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Epic WIN
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Mar 8, 2020 18:22
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Bacon isnt all that
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Mar 8, 2020 18:34
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Pigs are smarter than dogs, also the majority of animal farming is insanely cruel Bacon doe
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Mar 8, 2020 18:36
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I am obliged to mention that said pouch bacon from Dunkin' Donuts is also on sale in a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich form. This is indeed a better use of the bacon and is very good, but do not take this as an endorsement for Dunkin' Donuts LLC or Dunkin' brand products.
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Mar 8, 2020 18:37
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Have you thought about putting bacon salt on the bacon nuggets, op?
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Mar 8, 2020 18:39
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Good if you need to die faster.
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Mar 8, 2020 18:43
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Bacon is good. Fast food bacon is sometimes like eating broken glass though.
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Mar 8, 2020 18:45
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Fast food bacon is like a lottery. Sometimes you win, sometimes you don't, but at least you're alive, eating breakfast
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Mar 8, 2020 18:46
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I get thick cut bacon from an Amish meat locker. Once or twice a year as a treat. It’s good.
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Mar 8, 2020 18:56
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At least slice the drat donut and put the bacon in it, this some savage rear end poo poo.
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Mar 8, 2020 19:04
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:At least slice the drat donut and put the bacon in it, this some savage rear end poo poo. Bacon donuts are so 2016. Here in 2020 we take our bacon straight, nothing to dilute it.
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Mar 8, 2020 19:06
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Schweinhund posted:Good if you need to die faster. Going to get some bacon rn.
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Mar 8, 2020 19:06
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Universe Master posted:Bacon donuts are so 2016. Here in 2020 we take our bacon straight, nothing to dilute it. Bacon by itself isn’t healthy. You can eat the goddamn donut or you can go to BED! 
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Mar 8, 2020 19:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:At least slice the drat donut and put the bacon in it, this some savage rear end poo poo. They did this at the dining hall one time when I was in college. It was not good.
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Mar 8, 2020 19:26
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Where does the texture fall on a scale from “plastic on the outside of a fruit roll up” to “river pebbles with silt”
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Mar 8, 2020 19:31
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a BLT is an extremely underrated sandwich imho
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Mar 8, 2020 19:42
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Chinatown posted:a BLT is an extremely underrated sandwich imho Seconded. They're great.
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Mar 8, 2020 19:48
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Anyone notice breakfast places seem to have gotten stingier and stingier with bacon? Nowadays I’ll usually just sub it out for some sausage links if it’s an option because the pieces you get are pathetic. I guess it doesn’t surprise me with how premium the prices on it have gotten. Like if you try to buy a packet of decent stuff in the grocery store now it’s gotten pricier than for ex New York strip. Hell I got some nice tbones on a Friday special this weekend for cheaper a pound than a quality pack of bacon. I enjoy bacon but when you hit the price point it’s comparable to decent seafood or beef I dunno why you’d ever bother. Feel like it should be half of what it is but I guess that’s just supply and demand.
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Mar 8, 2020 19:55
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Chinatown posted:a BLT is an extremely underrated sandwich imho gently caress. an ex-gf of mine's mom would make homemade bread, grew perfect tomatoes and get thick cut bacon directly from a farmer. the ex is a pretty girl but those BLTs....
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Mar 8, 2020 19:55
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Burt Sexual posted:I get thick cut bacon from an Amish meat locker. Once or twice a year as a treat. It’s good. Amish meat locker sounds like a sex move.
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Mar 8, 2020 20:04
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 Many a goon will know that I love jerky and produce homemade stuff. Quality product that would make Louisgod fard and shid himself to death from being unworthy. This, found in Walgreens, is not quality product. Imagine yourselves a dry, rubbery bacon. Tough to chew, tough to swallow. Tacky fat that was never meant to have the moisture removed from it.The smell and taste of artificial maple permeating a slimy bag filled with your 60 year old father's disappointment. Who created this? What executives greenlit this? Does bacon have any reputation left? This bag was pricey and I threw it out after trying to eat one piece.
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Mar 8, 2020 22:08
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liking bacon does not constitute a personality and the people who think it does are empty, horrifying creatures
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Mar 9, 2020 12:18
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Putty posted:Where did we go too far? Bacon and eggs? Chocolate-covered bacon? Bacon-infused scented candles? I got a breakfast sausage for ya right here OP.
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Mar 9, 2020 13:40
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