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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Bleak Gremlin

Some no-class goon in the Boomer thread was complaining that his in-laws bought him a cool Swiss Army Knife as a gift. I thought that was pretty crass of him, but then I realized that the old Swiss Army Knife might not be up to par with the tastes and lifestyles of the average goon, so I thought we could redesign the knife in this thread!

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First tool: The Wire

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Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Grimey Drawer

Dillon2
Apr 3, 2018

by Reene


Hello from the Freaking goldmine!!!

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


OP what kind of no good piece of poo poo dumb gently caress poo poo rear end knife you got???? You clearly need a better one. Like this one*, which can be yours for ONLY $420.69!

* probably from BUDK


Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012


peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Dillon2 posted:

Hello from the Freaking goldmine!!!



Already gave it a

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

TALK to 'disguised' sailor






Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Bleak Gremlin

^^^ I took out that tactical skirt or whatever

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.

Ha
Cute

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

I've got a home for
Bloggers Let's exchange
ideas,stories and photos
with friendly writers
and editors.


Pillbug

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


Indispensable for anyone, at home or on the go!

e: poo poo, out of time to make it confirm to the iterative dev version at the moment

Captain Hygiene fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Mar 9, 2020

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008


bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015



Can someone put this on there itís too hard to do on my phone tia

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

TALK to 'disguised' sailor






bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015



:-|

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


redm
Feb 20, 2016



Sugartime Jones


heheheh

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

bird with big dick posted:

Can someone put this on there itís too hard to do on my phone tia



Why would you need a Hello Kitty glass doorkn- oh. Ohhhhh. Well, that certainly should be part of your everyday carry, just don't get it mixed up with anything else on there.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005



Fun Shoe

Someone add a little guillotine, to represent CSPAM

And a cook spoon for TCC

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020



Your avatar would be better if the eyes were popping at what you emptyquote

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007



Daikloktos posted:

Your avatar would be better if the eyes were popping at what you emptyquote

excellent suggestion. wonderful followthrough

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020



SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

excellent suggestion. wonderful followthrough
If I had avatar money do you think I would still be wearing this

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Daikloktos posted:

Your avatar would be better if the eyes were popping at what you emptyquote

it works with larger pics

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Fun Shoe

Obligatory:

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.



Soiled Meat

efb

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!


*scribbles on sheet of paper, crumples it up in frustration and tossed it behind desk. Stands up*

"Shot in the dark, does anybody have a picture of a Hello Kitty butt plug handy?"

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019



What more do you need, really?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



me your dad
Jul 25, 2006




you're a terrible milk supervisor

And Tyler Too!
Aug 15, 2007
JOCKEY OWNS

Stichelin it is, thank you!



Cloner of the Elks
Jul 2, 2006




Bronze Fonz posted:

What more do you need, really?



dear god

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


drunkb
Aug 14, 2009



The Great Twist

Bronze Fonz posted:

What more do you need, really?



Hahahaha!!!

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

CHU-CHU-CHUCKLEVISION
CHU-CHUCKLEVISION




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