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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

When is Garza going to do the ultimate heel move: teasing the pants rip and then leaving them on all match?

Also did the woman he kissed on the cheek go for a lip kiss at first?

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
why make it look like rey is wearing a thong

wwe is so wcw that they just make all the latino dudes wrestle each other over and over and over in different combos

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

I enjoy that Chikara makes random tag matches important with its point system. It means that random matches could mean a title shot.

Yeah, I absolutely love that 3 pt title system in Chikara. It was a really cool way to make matches matter, but also like mean you didn't need to care about each and every one. A team can get on a winning streak ay time they want and earn a shot, or could win consistently but always lose that 3rd match and it becomes a thing, or whatever.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Intruder posted:

When is Garza going to do the ultimate heel move: teasing the pants rip and then leaving them on all match?

Also did the woman he kissed on the cheek go for a lip kiss at first?

lol yes

Wouldn't you?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

shiksa posted:

why make it look like rey is wearing a thong

wwe is so wcw that they just make all the latino dudes wrestle each other over and over and over in different combos

if you didn't like watching juventud vs la parka twice a month I don't even know what to tell you

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

shiksa posted:

why make it look like rey is wearing a thong

wwe is so wcw that they just make all the latino dudes wrestle each other over and over and over in different combos

Rey's music is also the only music that a Latinx person on the roster has that isn't supposed to be some smooth reggaeton type awful poo poo.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

That Garza tranquilo pose looked very uncomfortable.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hombre triángulo odia hombre particular

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

STAC Goat posted:

Yeah, I absolutely love that 3 pt title system in Chikara. It was a really cool way to make matches matter, but also like mean you didn't need to care about each and every one. A team can get on a winning streak ay time they want and earn a shot, or could win consistently but always lose that 3rd match and it becomes a thing, or whatever.

i think chikara's system is really neat. i like the aew w-l tracking ranking but i wish it were reset more regularly, like quarterly? make the fresh start dynamites a big deal i dont know. im just worried about them getting to november and having to balance out their booking budget to fit in the guys they wanna push.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
For all of his faults as a booker Delirious has some good comedic timing.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Animal Crossing in less than two weeks.

Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

I haven't watched raw in a long time are the camera angles and stuff always like this?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
garza getting kisses from audience members is extremely brave to do in the face of a pandemic

make that his gimmick, the coronavirus carrier

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Hiram posted:

I haven't watched raw in a long time are the camera angles and stuff always like this?

:Laughs in Kevin Dunn:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hiram posted:

I haven't watched raw in a long time are the camera angles and stuff always like this?

yes

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
When are they going to let the Mexican wrestlers wrestle other people?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hiram posted:

I haven't watched raw in a long time are the camera angles and stuff always like this?

Then. Now. Forever. :suicide:

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
Man pre BDK/Safety First Tim Donst was just me in high school.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what sorts of things do you like "raw." some popular options would be fishes and doing it.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Rey needs to wear the doink outfit all the time

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
garza does have a fantastic rear end

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Push El Burrito posted:

When are they going to let the Mexican wrestlers wrestle other people?

Lucha Underground went out of business. :(

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Push El Burrito posted:

When are they going to let the Mexican wrestlers wrestle other people?

After they finally give Vince that latino superstar and demographics bump!

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Cavauro posted:

what sorts of things do you like "raw." some popular options would be fishes and doing it.

I loving love sushi.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Hirez posted:

Rey needs to wear the doink outfit all the time

I'm pretty sure this is an old school one. He just let it out from those Nitro days.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Cavauro posted:

what sorts of things do you like "raw." some popular options would be fishes and doing it.

rude

i like onions and carrots raw, and cookie dough.

oh my god the zooms have broken me already god why do you do that

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Cavauro posted:

what sorts of things do you like "raw." some popular options would be fishes and doing it.

Cookie dough, and cake batter.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Cavauro posted:

what sorts of things do you like "raw." some popular options would be fishes and doing it.

Eddie Murphy except for some parts I wish those weren't as raw.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
am i posting in the chikara thread. am i having a stroke

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

cookie dough is the most popular thing in the world.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jesus Christ he almost botched that springboard hard. :stonk:

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


shiksa posted:

rude

i like onions and carrots raw, and cookie dough.

oh my god the zooms have broken me already god why do you do that

poo poo I'm gonna eat some carrots right now

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Seth Rollins posted:

am i posting in the chikara thread. am i having a stroke

Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

Not gonna watch but I am watching Cibernetico and Robin so I'll livepost that.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Tranquilo de la mortadella

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Push El Burrito posted:

Eddie Murphy except for some parts I wish those weren't as raw.

eddie murphys stand up specials are a classic case of "aged very poorly" and "the culture used to be insanely more homophobic"

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
lol this match is sloppy as hell thank god its over

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

your friend wicka posted:

poo poo I'm gonna eat some carrots right now

i should have gotten baby carrots and ranch at the store earlier.

gently caress that would have been good.

the stores are still open i can make my dreams come true if i just believe.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Hirez posted:

lol this match is sloppy as hell thank god its over

Meanwhile Quack and Donst are having a clinic of a technical match.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I feel like Rey's tired. Is he doing house shows? Rey really shouldn't have to wrestle 3 or 4 times a week at this stage.

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Why did Buddy Murphy lose his first name?

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