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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Uh oh, RAW is in the DC vector zone.

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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d8uv posted:

note: i like shayna a lot, but it's because of the small character things she does, which does not work in the main roster like at all

I feel like one of the things AEW is doing right now is completely disproving the idea (that I once very much had) that that kind of stuff can't translate to a big show.

WWE just can't do it because its a giant machine that you have to move heaven and earth to adapt.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

I enjoy that Chikara makes random tag matches important with its point system. It means that random matches could mean a title shot.

Yeah, I absolutely love that 3 pt title system in Chikara. It was a really cool way to make matches matter, but also like mean you didn't need to care about each and every one. A team can get on a winning streak ay time they want and earn a shot, or could win consistently but always lose that 3rd match and it becomes a thing, or whatever.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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That Garza tranquilo pose looked very uncomfortable.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Push El Burrito posted:

When are they going to let the Mexican wrestlers wrestle other people?

After they finally give Vince that latino superstar and demographics bump!

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Hirez posted:

Rey needs to wear the doink outfit all the time

I'm pretty sure this is an old school one. He just let it out from those Nitro days.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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I feel like Rey's tired. Is he doing house shows? Rey really shouldn't have to wrestle 3 or 4 times a week at this stage.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Is other guy wearing pajamas?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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shiksa posted:

WHY IS HE EATING WITH THE LEATHER GLOVE HAND GROSS DUDE

This also bothers me.
Its like, he's got a regular hand right there. What's even the point if you're gonna eat with the gloved hand?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Intruder posted:

Sitting at sonic fighting over whether or not to share the reese's cone

Dude you're still there. Order another one

That old dude is trying to get laid. Leave him alone.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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You too can be as lucky as Rhea at an empty XFL stadium if you have like $15.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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super macho dude posted:

My brother has an Staffordshire pitbull and he feeds that pupper halved raw chicken and ground lamb, and carrots and some other mashed up veggies.

And his poops are very efficient and small.

Thanks for listening.

A big part of the reason I don't have a dog is I'm reasonably sure I'd feed that fucker better than I feed myself and for more money.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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When is someone gonna tell Charlotte her Wooo kinda sucks?

Also what the hell is that Ripley leg kick?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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So wait, is the face the arrogant condescending one or the smug one that cheapshot her?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Wait, was that Trevor Lee? NXT got him too?

I might have know that.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Oh I get it. Seth lost a glove and is too embarrassed to say anything. Yeah, I been there.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Seth is a pretty bad cult leader.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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I genuinely thought they'd memory hole the spider. I overestimated WWE again.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Jiro posted:

Ocarina of Time
gently caress, I should be playing Zelda. I haven't played Zelda in forever.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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So the story is that Drew just straight up killed Rowan's totally alive pet spider just because?

gently caress Drew McIntyre.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Jiro posted:

You should play Majora's Mask it's far superior to Ocarina of Time.

Oh, I have. I love every Zelda game up to that Wii one where you become a wolf. I loved that one too, that's just when I stopped following it.

But man, I should really plug in the Wii and play some Zelda.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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shiksa posted:

women are powerless happy international women's day

Women are weak. Its funny to kill animals in cages. Then. Now. Forever.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

Osirian Portal are amazing.

I forgot what you were watching for a second and thought you were being racist to Asuka and Sane.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Did they just dance and giggle through the entire commercial break?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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RAW should really have subtitles.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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So like, is Liv Morgan's gimmick that she had a self awakening and found teh courage to be herself and now she's a lesbian stalker into fetish gear?

I'm trying to put the division pieces together.

So maybe she's teaming with Natalya because that cat thing goes deep?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Hirez posted:

She's also the biggest traitor to the Hart family dynasty by constantly being used as jobber, even after they killed Owen, hosed Bret, Screwed Stu heart of out like 9million or something like that, he only gave him his 1st payment for buying Calgary Stampede wrestling or something like that; constantly gets put in poo poo angles, and of course loses; being the jobber used to put Lacey over...

WWE pretty much not giving a gently caress when Samoa Joe killed her husband, and had to drive him to the hospital because Vince thought he was faking or some poo poo..

Why she keeps doing this poo poo after what VInce has done to the family, gently caress...

I mean Teddy's basically a Batman villain and DBS Jr seems like he's like one bad hit from cracking. Its a rough family legacy.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Wait... was that a Mojo Rawley commercial endorsement?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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So is this the first time the Undertaker WM match is HIM chasing someone for a match instead of someone chasing him for a match?

That's kind of pathetic.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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That's what I said, Clive.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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I respect that Gallows does the makeup just to stand there and do nothing.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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AJ's not saying anything untrue.

Oh wait, he got misogynistic. Never mind.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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shiksa posted:

eh fair its just like undertaker is like the last person who people who dont really follow wrestling think of and think "oh wow yeah undertaker he was cool man"

I think you're thinking of The Rock. I don't think people who don't follow wrestling know who the Undertaker is.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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AJ did that weird thing where he was clean cut for the first 35 years of his life and then he let everything go for awhile for a storyline, realized he had a full head of hair, and then decided to just grow it all out at 40 and never get old.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Randy's just been lurking in that closet all night? What the gently caress even are WWE characters?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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Oh, its this guy! He's gonna beat Cedric Alexander!

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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DuhSal posted:

huh so the 24/7 title is just defended in a regular rear end match now?

Isn't it awesome that they took away the thing people liked about it, made it into just a generic lower card title, and now has some jobber just beating up talented black dudes every week with it?

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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d8uv posted:

why do they keep doing matches for the 24/7? did they just fully give up?

WWE gets a new toy, they do something different with it for a little while, and then they get bored and just start treating it the same as everything else. They've been doing the same thing forever.

RIP Shotgun Saturday Night.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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shiksa posted:

are they just gonna make every athletic poc who vince got bored of job out to riddick loving moss now

The question is really does WWE/Vince deliberately always line up the POC to do jobber duty like this or is it just that the POC are all just naturally the most expendable jobbers to them?

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

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MVP was an alright stable manager in TNA.

Not that this is gonna work in any way and lol at them missing the first half of his promo and how little the crowd cares and he's just there for Edge to beat up.

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