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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
When he bro's off in your mouth is it okay to call it brotein?

This is urgent, thanks.

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Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

As long as the balls don't touch it's fine, call it whatever you want. Pretty sure that rule can only be changed by the UN so you're good.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fabulousity posted:

As long as the balls don't touch it's fine, call it whatever you want. Pretty sure that rule can only be changed by the UN so you're good.

Oh thank God. It's tough with all these cocks in my mouth to look up the rules of the gay.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt
this is the kind of conversation you should have with your parents, op

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Literally A Person posted:

When he bro's off in your mouth is it okay to call it brotein?

This is urgent, thanks.
Seems like more of a PMF thread

Daikloktos fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Mar 10, 2020

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Winning is my favorite. :smug:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Winning is my favorite. :smug:

Halfway through my bro just yells out "IT'S A RACE, BRO" doesn't seem fair since he got a head start.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Brojob, better than no job!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
that knobs is in need of some clobberin*

E: and cobbin

ShortyMR.CAT fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Mar 10, 2020

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Calling your sex partner your brother is the same kind of hosed up as calling them daddy. It's an abromination op.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Literally A Person posted:

Halfway through my bro just yells out "IT'S A RACE, BRO" doesn't seem fair since he got a head start.

:discourse:

Mods please change this posters name to Dicks Layer

TIA

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Taco Bell food is full of brotein. i heard anyway

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Icochet posted:

Calling your sex partner your brother is the same kind of hosed up as calling them daddy. It's an abromination op.

No one said brother. Bro. Just bro, bro.

Don't have to make things weird.

My Shoes posted:

Taco Bell food is full of brotein. i heard anyway

Is that why the lady at the window is always stifling laughter when I get my order?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

this is the kind of conversation you should have with your parents, op

Yes, BOTH dads

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

They'll understand. :hai:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Absolutely not, OP! There could be dire consequences if you were to do such a thing!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

Halfway through my bro just yells out "IT'S A RACE, BRO" doesn't seem fair since he got a head start.

Oh well I guess she never promised him anything because there’s no way I could then. :shrug:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
bro's can be ho's too in 2020

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

bro's can be ho's too in 2020

loving finally.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
i wonder if there was ever a person who got most of their sustenance from brotein

maybe Elagabalus

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Please, broral sex is the preferred nomenclature

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
theres got to be a vice reporter to try this out

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

theres got to be a vice reporter to try this out

I am the Walter Cronkite of on the DL brojobs. The most trusted man.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Vice media if your out there please contact me

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

1redflag posted:

Please, broral sex is the preferred nomenclature

Also, :lol: at broral.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Ferda, bro

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

I am the Walter Cronkite of on the DL brojobs. The most trusted man.

Excuse me sir. Im gonna need to see your dick suckin license

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

My Shoes posted:

Excuse me sir. Im gonna need to see your dick suckin license

License? Girl, I am the certification board.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

License? Girl, I am the certification board.

Maybe for dolphin blojobs!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

My Shoes posted:

Excuse me sir. Im gonna need to see your dick suckin license

License? I’m not even supposed to be in this country

Seriously 2.0
May 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747
It's ridiculously un-hot to call your lover 'bro'. All of the red-hot caressing, the rutting, the loving: all down the drain because you couldn't be a man and own your feelings & desires!

Is that what you want, op?

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Seriously 2.0 posted:

It's ridiculously un-hot to call your lover 'bro'. All of the red-hot caressing, the rutting, the loving: all down the drain because you couldn't be a man and own your feelings & desires!

Is that what you want, op?

I'm right there with you. Whenever I have sex with another man I always call them "bud" or "my buddy."

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Sex Skeleton posted:

I'm right there with you. Whenever I have sex with another man I always call them "bud" or "my buddy."

hey, me too

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Seriously 2.0 posted:

It's ridiculously un-hot to call your lover 'bro'. All of the red-hot caressing, the rutting, the loving: all down the drain because you couldn't be a man and own your feelings & desires!

Is that what you want, op?

Is "dude" okay? Bro Bridges?

Seriously 2.0
May 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

Sex Skeleton posted:

I'm right there with you. Whenever I have sex with another man I always call them "bud" or "my buddy."

I were about to post a meltdown, but after some deliberation I shall trust in you, Sex Skeleton. With a username like that, you must know what's correct nomenclature. From henceforth, all my menpartners shall be "bud" or "my buddy" when we're really close.

Literally A Person posted:

Is "dude" okay? Bro Bridges?

Oh hush, ignoramus! Listen to your betters, it's 'buddy' now.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
feeling trepidation about taking my relationship to the next level from bud to buddy

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
What if he judt wants to be chums? :ohdear:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

~when you're gagging on your bro and you think he's gonna blow, that's a brojob... that's a brojob~

~when you're in your bro's new Chevy and it's getting hot and heavy, that's a brojob... that's a brojob~

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

~when you're gagging on your bro and you think he's gonna blow, that's a brojob... that's a brojob~

~when you're in your bro's new Chevy and it's getting hot and heavy, that's a brojob... that's a brojob~

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

What if he judt wants to be chums? :ohdear:

that’s heh the dream

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