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Exactly what it sounds like. I will take every (non-long) post on the first page of this thread and combine them into lyrics, compose, perform, and record a song made from those lyrics. If I feel like it ( ) I might keep going. Give me at least a day or two to throw a tune together and prepare for a song made by a malcontent with a lovely casio keyboard. Now of course this could turn out to be a bunch of nonsense but I challenge you goons to actually make these words sensical-ish.
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Sunshine from my butthole wooo-ah (That's the chorus)
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Mar 10, 2020 21:07
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The speaker on my phone isn't working right.
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Mar 10, 2020 21:09
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The Coronavirus won't kill us all Some of us will live.
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Mar 10, 2020 21:10
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gently caress, gently caress me rear end
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Mar 10, 2020 21:12
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I'm GAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAaaaaAaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAaAAAAAAAAyyyy
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Mar 10, 2020 21:14
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Buy Bob's Buds budding by Bud's Bobs, but not by Bods by Bubs.
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Mar 10, 2020 21:16
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Cali can't care for Canto cars 'cuz Canto can't care for crazy candy cracked at crooked Cali.
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Mar 10, 2020 21:19
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Bumbler Mubba mumbled bungling mumblings for dumb Fumba.
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Mar 10, 2020 21:20
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Scrappy Dooooooo!
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Mar 10, 2020 21:22
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standin in the line of fire, whoah oh, hangin on the edge just for you girl, oh yeah
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Mar 10, 2020 21:29
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I should've listened to the warnings, beware the stimpire I never should've come here, beware the stimpire Fourth stimpire Fourth stimpire
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Mar 10, 2020 21:36
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she's been a rat for a very long time. Now she's a human
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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Mar 10, 2020 21:53
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Why do pop up alerts claiming to be links to an article about alex jones getting a dwi that are actually links to the goatse picture disturbing my peace on sa?
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Mar 10, 2020 21:56
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butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
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Mar 10, 2020 22:36
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sunshine from my butthole wooo-ah Gotta arch it up the further north u go, reckon. 
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Mar 10, 2020 22:38
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First page wassup Oh poo poo some lyrics Ummm
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Mar 10, 2020 22:40
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Bigfoot ate my rear end
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Mar 10, 2020 22:42
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'cause breaking up is hard to do Baby, when you asked me what my kinks were, and I said pooping in my mouth, you laughed at me. That hurt. That hurt a real lot. Schweinhund fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Mar 10, 2020 22:42
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I got really bad period cramps. oh yeah really loving bad cramps. and im day drinking and smoking weed to deal with the pain.
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Mar 10, 2020 22:44
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clamdestineboyster is staring at ships waving at William Henry Hairytaint who is standing on board a yacht with a bunch of goons who are talking about bug out bags.
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Mar 10, 2020 22:46
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I feel that my shoes is abusing the first page posting song limit by making multiple posts but I am betraying my ideals by posting this
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Mar 10, 2020 22:47
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My Shoes posted:I got really bad period cramps. oh yeah really loving bad cramps. Try some vitamin D.
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Mar 10, 2020 22:48
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Oh well oh well i do what i want and if you dont like it you can lick my rear end in a top hat. I still love you tho Huge Gross Burrito.
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Mar 10, 2020 22:54
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My Shoes posted:Oh well oh well i do what i want and if you dont like it you can lick my rear end in a top hat. I still love you tho Huge Gross Burrito. I have again betrayed my ideals, invalidating any criticism i may have had, also butthole licking is not a punishment
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Mar 10, 2020 22:57
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no butthole licking is not a punishment.
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Mar 10, 2020 23:04
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Please put at least one of my balls in your moist rear end in a top hat
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Mar 10, 2020 23:06
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stupid boy. let's party. oh my (god) shoes.
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Mar 10, 2020 23:11
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Just endless farting sounds
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Mar 10, 2020 23:15
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(The post above is to be performed in a farty Donald duck voice)
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Mar 10, 2020 23:16
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i like to party all night and party all day you could say that i like to party my life away i'm a partying dude with a party hat some party shoes and a party cat i love my mom and i love my dad joyful familial bliss is the best party i ever had so now lets party like it's time to party again tonight~~~~~
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Mar 10, 2020 23:17
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It's the sickening truth My skeleton got replaced with liquid silver Sickening truth, sickening truth I should've known Chris Roberts is a big fat liar They took my bones, my blood, my penis and my liver The whole thing was broadcast for all to see, the world over They cooked me alive in some grotesque meal Had to start it all over for I let out a squeal
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Mar 10, 2020 23:26
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many goons contributed to this awesome song.
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Mar 10, 2020 23:42
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mares eat oats and doe's eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. a kid'll eat ivy too. wouldn't you? e. (this is already from a real song. you may not want to use it cuz it could be copyrighted) Truck Stop Stall fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Mar 10, 2020 23:44
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Me the singer of this song challenges American basketball player LeBron James to single combat
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Mar 10, 2020 23:48
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Huge Gross Burrito gets spanked while laying across the LAP of numberoneposter daily
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Mar 10, 2020 23:49
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*extended guitar wah solo that's sounds like a boomer screaming while taking a poo poo after eating a single jalapeno*
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Mar 11, 2020 00:05
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Put this into music form
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WHAT'S ALL THE drat NOISE???
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