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Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
i was guitarist for a band called RHINOCLIT in the mid 90s.

and was briefly involved with a friend's noise project called iron sausage.

thank you for your time.

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Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
Skeetwood ballsack

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race
Anal Funt
Boyles Boils Boils Bois from Boise
Heroin Baby
Boiled Heroin Baby
Thicc-a Masala
Big Clitz Blitz
Pee Core
Claire from Gourmet Makes
Radioactive Sounds
MAGA hat decapitations
Wee with Mussolini
Sex Hole
Fister Mister
Labial Funk
TransFRIENDer (any 1 wanna join my all trans electronica outfit?)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mad Jester Gang

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
Elements of Medical

SirShakes
Jul 13, 2012

ISSAPEEPO

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

I have a document on my computer that I have been updating for approximately 21 years that is a list of band names I think are funny. I think there's like 8400 or so right now. I share this with basically no one, but I guess it's kind of the greatest ongoing project of my life. Sad! Unfortunately it's basically 8400 inside jokes with myself, but here's a few:

Chief Justice Keef
Thraft Williams
The Wage Garnisher
The Untreated Goiter Pundit
Soft Batch
Fake rear end Bodhisattvas
Booty Threatener
24 Multitracks Of Dry Heaves
Evil Wizard Gripper
Learn To Schvitz With James Brown and Dracula (I guess this is a concept album)
Jarvis DeJarvis
Insanely Racist Croat General Jr.
Shake Shackles
How To Suplex A Baby (b-side: URGENT LEGAL DISCLAIMER ABOUT THE A-SIDE OF THIS RECORD)
Mauled By His Own Tigers
Rock the Mic With Severe Delays
Why All Australian Slang Words Sound Racist, Vol. IV: "Drongoes" to "Fair Dinkum"
Celebrity Muscle Circus
Now That's What I Call Airhorn Samples
Everybody! Do The "Violent Eyes Rolled Back Jaw Snapping Convulsion"! (60s pop record)
Debased Based God
Hurtful Crew



they get long and sort of cease to become band names too:

Wait, Let's Respect The Dead Instead
All Day I Dream About E. Honda
Prairie Home Companion: Just The Old-Man Nasal Whistles
Senate Crusade To Force Drug Trade To Use Imperial Units
Listen Man Before I Hung Out With You I Never Had Even One Conversation About Centaurs
These Colors Are Medically Unable To Run Due To Advanced Diabetes At Age 56
These Colors Have NEVER Even CONSIDERED Doing A “Couch To 5K”
This Goes Out To All The Wasp Attractant Fermenters In The House (Y'All Know What Time It Is)

drat, I've been doing this for like 2 years and I only have about 60 band names.

SirShakes
Jul 13, 2012

ISSAPEEPO
Bonein' the Studes

I teach and a friend of mine onced asked me, "How's bonein' the studes."

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
The Inevitable

Nobody's Favourite

The worst thing you can think of

Not A Band

The Difficulty

Police Issue Tactical Jewellery

Aluminum vs. Aluminium

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Cyborg Holiday

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I came across a small wall mounted hair dryer called The Ronson Hangup and I thought that was a genuinely sweet band name.

turns out its already a band name.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Varlets and Harlots
Shantytown Squatters
Pirates of the Bitcoin Seas
Fried Waifu
Gary Bloat and the Thundershits
Skwad
Mattress Store Clearance Sale
Brad, Brad, Brad and You Guessed It! (The Four Brads)
The Beatles 2
Aphasia
Pangolin Sneeze
BBWs on Boogie Boards

cardedagain
Aug 28, 2006

Rhonda Shear Resuscitation

Empty Front Row

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Black metal band: “Column of Pus” in that unreadable bleeding font they love so much

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Also, a friend of mine was in a band called “The Menstruals” and I thought that was one of the best pun-band names ever

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Saw a double bill in a Chicago club in the 90s that featured The Whoremoans and Mountain of Blow

globaleyezd
Jul 17, 2003
lol
Dude, what are we going to do with the body we’ll bury it in the yard not in my loving yard keep your voice down gently caress you you’re the reason we’re in this mess why did you think we could pull this off we’re going to jail forever featuring the Los Angeles Philharmonic

unknown butthole
Jan 2, 2020

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
The Talentless Hacks

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
A feminist witchpunk act called Peggin' Ritual

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
One of my favorite SNL skits was a fake commercial for the soundtrack to the late 90s movie "Valentine". The announcer was telling you all the bands that are on the album and it went on for a hilariously long time. Most of it was fake band names but they threw in some real ones to make it funnier.

Not sure how funny it is in text but here it goes:





[ shows a clip from “Valentine” ]

Announcer: He loves me not. It’s Valentine’s Day. Love hurts.

Music from the motion picture, “Valentine”, featuring music from:Nine Inch Nails, The Deftones, Rob Zombie, Exquisite Mammals, T.C.,Wheelwright’s Ghost, Grab The Jester, Motherboard, Skilled Homicide Harmony, Book, Fall Creek Confederacy, The Frown Squad, Motionless-Z, and Kayak.

Music from the motion picture, “Valentine”. Available now, including songs by:
Dirty Yellow Hammer, Donkey Kong U.K., All Your Blood, Bang The SkullSlowly, Hat, Gravel Fork, The Handless Kings, Fiona Apple, Rabbitpunch,Rice, Nuclear Zeitgeist, Pineapple Man, Fool’s Cap, and Buzzgum.

Available in stores now, with original songs by:
Brain Gorge, Brian Georg, Pi Eating Contest, Mr. Hameye, Agribuisness,Marvin’s Toes, Birmingham Sound Expedition, Stab The Bishop, Cunk, Marilyn Manson, and Infant 714.

Get your Valentine soundtrack today, and hear previously unreleased material by:
Decimal Metaphor, Half of, 5445 North Park Drive Community Vigilence &Restoration Comittee, and CL.

The Valentine Soundtrack. Available in stores now.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Spuc

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Seths

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
Toxic Megacolon

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Donald Krump
National Pork Council
Two Koreans In A Hyundai
Vape Ape
Donkey Kong Principality
Harvey Weinstein and the Gropers

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Iam Gay and the Boys

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
Night Soil.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Portnoy's Complaint

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
That poo poo
Fuc
stumpers
Front Axel
BONE
the sex gang Feed Fred
Anonymous Shunt
Foreign Couplings
assanybennyjennybabykrazy
XCV
Poll Aya S Rocket
Givin Sex
fycker
kin245barom
Floaty Case
HUMP

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Impacted Penile Ring Surgery

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Molotov Cocks
Food Old Gashioned Fustercluck

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Bandy McBandface

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Literally every human being alive has been doing this for the past 20 years OP

dead prez
Sep 22, 2019

Everytime I look around, I see
So much drama goin down
Everytime I look around, I see
So much fakeness goin down
The Tom Blood Band

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



ELI PORTER posted:

Literally every human being alive has been doing this for the past 20 years OP

Nice, it’s like Godspeed you black emperor or some poo poo

SirShakes
Jul 13, 2012

ISSAPEEPO
3D Printed Pussy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

SirShakes posted:

3D Printed Pussy

Custom truck nuts lol. :v:

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Tyrannosaurus Fist gently caress.

At first it sounds like a gigantic fist gently caress but then you remember T-Rexs have tiny little hands and it's light-hearted fun.

Punk band, obviously.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

So's My Dick.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


A Tribe Called Mapquest

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

ELI PORTER posted:

Literally every human being alive has been doing this for the past 20 years OP

That won't fit on t-shirts

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
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