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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Goons Are Great posted:

President keeps saying we have to make sacrifices, does this man have any goddamn idea how hard it is to get even more baby goats in times like this??

Gotta sacrifice a virgin.


So. Uh...as a sex haver you can't sacrifice me

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

FluffieDuckie posted:

Attention local youth: Please tp my house

This is what happens to all of the surplus toilet paper after this blows over.

cda

FluffieDuckie posted:

Attention local youth: Please tp my house

Lol

cda

Angering some local youths in order to score precious toilet paper

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

cda posted:

Angering some local youths in order to score precious toilet paper

Out of toilet paper. Expect rocks.

Goons Are Great

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The WHO said you can substitute toilet paper quite well. All you need is a printer and a short visit to coupons & deals.


SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I think Japan is mostly over it or something. We are getting slammed tonight

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later


Goons Are Great posted:

The WHO said you can substitute toilet paper quite well. All you need is a printer and a short visit to coupons & deals.

xcheopis



FluffieDuckie posted:

Attention local youth: Please tp my house

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Rappers and rock stars askew fancy jewelery and clothes to show off their wealth, opting instead to appear with piles of toilet paper and sanitary wipes.

cda

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Rappers and rock stars askew* fancy jewelery and clothes to show off their wealth, opting instead to appear with piles of toilet paper and sanitary wipes.

*eschew

"askew" means "at an angle"

they are pronounced very similarly

Manifisto




cda posted:

*eschew

"askew" means "at an angle"

they are pronounced very similarly

nerd!!

my goal in life henceforth will be to askew fancy jewelry and clothes when I finally "make it" (in the financial way, not the sex way; I have definitely already "made it" in the sex way iykwim)


thanks to kaiser schnitzel for the sig

owlhawk911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijPE7fe4XTg


https://i.imgur.com/vLsp28z.mp4
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alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Goons Are Great posted:

The WHO said you can substitute toilet paper quite well. All you need is a printer and a short visit to coupons & deals.

but who will carry a printer on foot to my house amid this lockdown



ty forums poster nut

Goons Are Great

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We make this a byob project and help everyone with this method. It also limits the time of exposure to fundamentally dangerous subforums


FluffieDuckie

cda posted:

*eschew

"askew" means "at an angle"

they are pronounced very similarly

what are you, an english teacher?



Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Right?
C'mon guys he meant computer virus, it's even in the lyrics! This poo poo ain't funny!

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

currently working around the clock in my lab to find a cure

Dead Hippie Ghost

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Barco Fiesta posted:

currently working around the clock in my lab to find a cure


good thing i vape endlessly and constantly

Slumpy



I just got off the phone with calypso. the twisted metal tournament is on hold due to coronavirus.


his daughter, twisted metal contender grasshopper, is reportedly ill.


Slumpy



as in her jump ability is loving ill, its loving sick


xcheopis



My job is considered "essential", so I can flagrantly ignore the 'shelter in place' order. I shall make the most of my elite status, of course.

Dead Hippie Ghost

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xcheopis posted:

My job is considered "essential", so I can flagrantly ignore the 'shelter in place' order. I shall make the most of my elite status, of course.

Stay in your peasant houses. My country need me

xcheopis



Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

Stay in your peasant houses. My country need me

Planning on commandeering some cupcakes "for the good of the public".

vanisher



where's the opt-out thread so I don't catch the virus



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vanisher



DEAR VIRUS

REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST



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Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747

Mr. Dick predicts that the reactionary ultrafascist coup that seizes power and brutally restores order will go ahead and leave Trump in charge.

How all do you expect your countries to look a few years from now?

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Goons Are Great

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While this is an admittedly go wild about the virus stuff thread, please keep in mind that we don't want to entirely go down the road of politics - yes, I know there is good reason to do otherwise - and that this thread is mainly meant as a place to vent some frustration and post jokes about this terrible stuff.


alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Goons Are Great posted:

While this is an admittedly go wild about the virus stuff thread, please keep in mind that we don't want to entirely go down the road of politics - yes, I know there is good reason to do otherwise - and that this thread is mainly meant as a place to vent some frustration and post jokes about this terrible stuff.

this thread is not really exempt from the no politics rule, although like talking about closing this and banning that is probably fine. let's just not talk about politicians k

Dead Hippie Ghost

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vanisher posted:

DEAR VIRUS

REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST

I DID NOT SUBSCRIBE TO THIS

Goons Are Great

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Well, maybe you should have pressed that bell icon after all


Gross Dude

Gross Dude
If you play super Mario and get killed by the first goomba, you have the Corona virus.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

cda posted:

*eschew

"askew" means "at an angle"

they are pronounced very similarly

poo poo. I knew that was probably wrong.

Doxxieh


It was a little askew

Manifisto




Doxxieh posted:

It was a little askew

grammar can have little a askew, as a treat


thanks to kaiser schnitzel for the sig

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

The time for rationality has passed. Now is the time for panicked looting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KojYatpLPSE

Doxxieh


have it too often though you'll get a nasty sodium buildup there's far too much in there

Doxxieh


please ignore the terrible video and editing from the guy who made this but this legitimately happened in the 2011 london riots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo6_aodbC4

Doxxieh


it's not a real riot unless someone gets the basmati, the precedent has been set boys byobs

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I have a fairly large bag of basmati rice in my cupboard and I will use lethal force to protect it.

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