Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
«3 »
  • Post
  • Reply
SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Just a long day of licking handles, buttons, and eyeballs. HBU?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Putty posted:

you mean jim bakker's silver solution didn't work

Mods?

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Doxxieh posted:

I have not yet decided whether I expect flu season or post-apocalyptic looting out of this but only time will tell, at least either way it's not the end of the w- wait

Why not both?

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Time to stop the spread of the doseasr and cull the feverheads.


I'll meet all healthy citizens of BYOB at Pipe Storage

Edit: More like Snipe Storage

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Just realized this must be a harrowing time for ButtTheShitmanFart. I'm sure he uses far more tp than the average person.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Things are kind of back to normal here in Osaka. Mostly. I went to Kyoto last night and met up with a coworker to go to some beer things. We both got off at Osaka station at like 11. When we got out of the ticket gate he commented on how dead it was, which is weird. Even at midnight that station is usually really crowded. Overall though business has picked up again. I also still have TP because I bought a huge pack before the outbreak, I'm single, and I'm livin' that bidet life.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Woah. That's wild. Even at it's worse it was never quite that level here

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Yeah I can't imagine what that's going to mean for restaurant workers. I get that it needs to be done but America has basically no safety net for people in that situation.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Goons Are Great posted:

President keeps saying we have to make sacrifices, does this man have any goddamn idea how hard it is to get even more baby goats in times like this??

Gotta sacrifice a virgin.


So. Uh...as a sex haver you can't sacrifice me

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

FluffieDuckie posted:

Attention local youth: Please tp my house

This is what happens to all of the surplus toilet paper after this blows over.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

cda posted:

Angering some local youths in order to score precious toilet paper

Out of toilet paper. Expect rocks.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I think Japan is mostly over it or something. We are getting slammed tonight

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Rappers and rock stars askew fancy jewelery and clothes to show off their wealth, opting instead to appear with piles of toilet paper and sanitary wipes.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

cda posted:

*eschew

"askew" means "at an angle"

they are pronounced very similarly

poo poo. I knew that was probably wrong.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

The time for rationality has passed. Now is the time for panicked looting!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KojYatpLPSE

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I have a fairly large bag of basmati rice in my cupboard and I will use lethal force to protect it.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Also I like Dizzee Rascal. Even if I do find the Crazy Titch diss track of him pretty good

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

My spelling and word recall for English has really suffered since moving back to Japan two years ago...

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Same. I work at the corporate headquarters and it's unsettling having whole floors empty on a weekday. However, having a floor to myself has resulted in being able to dance and around the office whenever I want and it's going to be hard to go back.

Never go back. Dance like no one is watching. But they are. Because there are cameras everywhere.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I guess I could like steal a car and drive like hell to the boonies.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

The we're in this together rear end

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Pretty intense graphic there...

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Japan's government, historically, isn't...great in a crisis. They at least did better than some but...I dunno.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Viral vector?




I barely knew 'er!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Finally got some unscented tp. Two-ply roll OUT

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Man. Everywhere sounds so intense. Things are pretty much back to normal in Japan, so far as I know. My friend in Sapporo says it's a ghost town there though. I guess it just sort of feels like it passed me by, although it's still around. Schools got closed, events got cancelled, and the government put out an advisory that older people mostly stay indoors. There was a panic buying of masks and tp but I don't think grocery stores ran out of food and restaurants weren't closed. The one I work at was pretty dead for a few weeks.

My friend just moved back from London and is self quarantining herself in Tokyo. She seems to still be really shell shocked over her experience in London and texts me a lot that people aren't taking it seriously. Which probably has some truth to it but I don't know how you can realistically shut down a city like Tokyo.

I guess they're rescheduling the Olympics though finally.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Apparently Idris Elba brought caronavirus to my hometown.

I have a friend who just got back to Japan from the UK so she's been self quarantining. She's been really anxious about it. I understand it but communication with her has gotten sort of exhausting. Although tonight we talked about taking a break from the news cycle to just relax and like draw or play games or something. She's thought she had a fever she didn't have a couple times already.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXBx_M5-yw

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Looks like the government here is covering up the number of cases/rate of infection.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

pixaal posted:

There's a pretty big lack of test kits, labs to test with (some counties have to exclusive contracts and they aren't being let off the hook even though the lab has a backlog of weeks).

Hospitals also don't want to waste the one time use protective gear to test since they are running low on it and it could save lives.

It might not be as big a cover up as you are thinking.

The thing is that Japan is actually prepared for fairly large scale testing but are severely limiting testing because they claim that it would cause hospitals to be mobbed and increase a risk of the spread. I don't know. I know it's not good but I'm somehow not very anxious. Not sure why.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

google THIS posted:

A Starbucks with a completely empty parking lot is truly a chilling sight, like the Statue of Liberty being toppled over.

*John Carpenter keyboard music plays*

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Sunday is 4 the Lord.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Are you also in Missouri? In this case the Ozarks?

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Okay. I was having weird flashbacks to my adolescence.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I remember when I visited my friend who was living in Frankfurt at the time there was a restaurant called Best Wurst. Probably the most amusing thing about Frankfurt.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I just remember that and buying groceries from a store where the guy at the checkout looked like a model and seemed to be exhibiting maybe a step above contempt towards me.

SweetWillyRollbar fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Mar 30, 2020

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Yeah. I get that it's basically a big banking/business city. Zurich was kind of similar. Except the trains ran on time and it costs like 2 bux to drop a d

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

magic cactus posted:

i was listening to the news this morning and they said something about building a "pop-up" hospital in NYC and all I could picture was a ceaseless line of male nurses with man buns giving you "locally sourced" respirators.

Hand pumped by cross fitters

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Osaka may go into lockdown soon. Luckily I have plenty of tp, which I'm willing to defend with my life.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Slumpy posted:

i've been doing The Specialists esque ground slides and cartwheels with a loaded gun trained at my door.

"hope no looters come, don't want to have to defend my castle" i say out loud to no one

Sure. You can have this toilet tissue...when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
«3 »