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Korthal
May 26, 2011

With public gatherings limited and schools closed, we probably aren't going to have mass shootings anytime soon. :)

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's gonna kill lots of boomers :)

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
At least they are hosing the urine puddles off the subway.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Traffic has been great lately

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
They made me VP in charge of disaster recovery because I have a hand sanitizer pump at my desk.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
I've been waiting my whole life for a valid excuse to hole up in my lovely little apartment for two weeks straight and not go anywhere or see anyone.

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
I'm pretty thankful it has a cool name at least

Imagine how much excruciating all this would be if you had to listen to poo poo about the urpledurple virus or some such dumbass name. Coronavirus sounds badass enough that if they come back and say whoops we were wrong, turns out this was spawned in a lab inside a dormant undersea volcano I'd probably buy it

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Corona is a pretty name

M-M-M-Myyy Corona

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Reduced CO2 emissions : )

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



bradzilla posted:

It's gonna kill lots of americans :)

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
Gas is pretty cheap now

My bidet attachment is paying off even more than I ever thought it could

Less driving around in horrible Atlantic Canada winter weather

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Great chance to meet attractive nurses

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Goon lifestyle is no longer mollified and indeed the only way to survive! Undubbed anime and piss jugs for everyone!!!

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

bradzilla posted:

It's gonna kill lots of boomers :)

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Concert tickets prices are dropping.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Being socially isolated and forced to entertain myself alone is something I've been training for my entire life, and I can't wait to show the world what I've got!

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

"The grim reality is that, for the elderly, COVID-19 is almost a perfect killing machine."

- President Mark Parkinson, American Health Care Association

So this means that close to 100% of everyone over the age of 65 who has gotten this Coronavirus has died, since it's "almost a perfect killing machine" for such people.

It's a good thing we have people like this saying things like that, so masses of people will be sure to stock up on supplies at all the stores. I'm sure the stores will have plenty enough for everyone.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Telebite posted:

"The grim reality is that, for the elderly, COVID-19 is almost a perfect killing machine."

- President Mark Parkinson, American Health Care Association

President of the American Health Care Association sounds about as credible as Grand Wizard Of The Igloo Enthusiast Club Of Equatorial Guinea

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

I didn't know that the Grand Wizard Of The Igloo Enthusiast Club Of Equatorial Guinea was such a credible source.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

They cancelled Big Ears in Knoxville. I hate that stupid pretentious music festival, and now i don't have to deal with it this year.

Wanted By Weed
Aug 14, 2005

Toilet Rascal
The Big Ten baskeeball tournament and March Madness are being either cancelled or closed to the public. I for one am glad, the athletes shouldn't be risking their lives just to entertain us. Same goes for the pros.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Being a complete shut in with no social life feels pretty good now.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
It makes using public transportation a much more interesting trip!

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

No more standing in the bog roll aisle for ages working out which bog roll to purchase.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Tom Hanks is finally getting what he deserves.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

All you have to do now is cough to start an interesting conversation.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hopefully the housing market corrects so hard that ill be able to buy a house in the city i live in without going totally loving broke

but i doubt it

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
As a goth I really appreciate the aesthetic of death and dying

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
stocks are getting kinda reasonbly priced

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

numberoneposter posted:

hopefully the housing market corrects so hard that ill be able to buy a house in the city i live in without going totally loving broke

but i doubt it

Should be a bunch of garden homes going up for auction soon

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


bradzilla posted:

It's gonna kill lots of boomers :)

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238115796758519808

Lucavi
May 12, 2002
I can play the new Animal Crossings all day

(also the americans dying :kiss:)

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

It might actually convince boomers unlimited telework is the way of the future.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Corona is a gently caress
1,292829,91919 dead boomers

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I am pulling my kids out of school as of Monday and I’ll be working from home. Gonna break out the laser tag set Santa got them for Christmas. It’s gonna rule.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

On the other hand, it is only known to affect humans.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe
People who drive for UberDoorInstantGrubMates will see a nice bump for a few months.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Death to Amerikkka.

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Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

I'm supposed to go to a wedding in Pensacola in May, hopefully I can use this as an excuse not to attend.

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