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With public gatherings limited and schools closed, we probably aren't going to have mass shootings anytime soon.
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It's gonna kill lots of boomers
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:18 |
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At least they are hosing the urine puddles off the subway.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:18 |
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Traffic has been great lately
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:21 |
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They made me VP in charge of disaster recovery because I have a hand sanitizer pump at my desk.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:22 |
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I've been waiting my whole life for a valid excuse to hole up in my lovely little apartment for two weeks straight and not go anywhere or see anyone.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:24 |
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I'm pretty thankful it has a cool name at least Imagine how much excruciating all this would be if you had to listen to poo poo about the urpledurple virus or some such dumbass name. Coronavirus sounds badass enough that if they come back and say whoops we were wrong, turns out this was spawned in a lab inside a dormant undersea volcano I'd probably buy it
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:24 |
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Corona is a pretty name M-M-M-Myyy Corona
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:29 |
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Reduced CO2 emissions : )
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:32 |
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bradzilla posted:It's gonna kill lots of americans
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Gas is pretty cheap now My bidet attachment is paying off even more than I ever thought it could Less driving around in horrible Atlantic Canada winter weather
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:33 |
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Great chance to meet attractive nurses
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:35 |
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Goon lifestyle is no longer mollified and indeed the only way to survive! Undubbed anime and piss jugs for everyone!!!
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:37 |
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bradzilla posted:It's gonna kill lots of boomers
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:40 |
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Concert tickets prices are dropping.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:40 |
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Being socially isolated and forced to entertain myself alone is something I've been training for my entire life, and I can't wait to show the world what I've got!
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"The grim reality is that, for the elderly, COVID-19 is almost a perfect killing machine." - President Mark Parkinson, American Health Care Association So this means that close to 100% of everyone over the age of 65 who has gotten this Coronavirus has died, since it's "almost a perfect killing machine" for such people. It's a good thing we have people like this saying things like that, so masses of people will be sure to stock up on supplies at all the stores. I'm sure the stores will have plenty enough for everyone.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:41 |
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Telebite posted:"The grim reality is that, for the elderly, COVID-19 is almost a perfect killing machine." President of the American Health Care Association sounds about as credible as Grand Wizard Of The Igloo Enthusiast Club Of Equatorial Guinea
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:49 |
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I didn't know that the Grand Wizard Of The Igloo Enthusiast Club Of Equatorial Guinea was such a credible source.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:51 |
They cancelled Big Ears in Knoxville. I hate that stupid pretentious music festival, and now i don't have to deal with it this year.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:51 |
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The Big Ten baskeeball tournament and March Madness are being either cancelled or closed to the public. I for one am glad, the athletes shouldn't be risking their lives just to entertain us. Same goes for the pros.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:55 |
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Being a complete shut in with no social life feels pretty good now.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:55 |
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It makes using public transportation a much more interesting trip!
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 17:59 |
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No more standing in the bog roll aisle for ages working out which bog roll to purchase.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:00 |
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Tom Hanks is finally getting what he deserves.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:01 |
All you have to do now is cough to start an interesting conversation.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:01 |
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hopefully the housing market corrects so hard that ill be able to buy a house in the city i live in without going totally loving broke but i doubt it
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:03 |
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As a goth I really appreciate the aesthetic of death and dying
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stocks are getting kinda reasonbly priced
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numberoneposter posted:hopefully the housing market corrects so hard that ill be able to buy a house in the city i live in without going totally loving broke Should be a bunch of garden homes going up for auction soon
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bradzilla posted:It's gonna kill lots of boomers
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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238115796758519808
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:07 |
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I can play the new Animal Crossings all day (also the americans dying )
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:09 |
It might actually convince boomers unlimited telework is the way of the future.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:10 |
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Corona is a gently caress 1,292829,91919 dead boomers
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:10 |
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I am pulling my kids out of school as of Monday and I’ll be working from home. Gonna break out the laser tag set Santa got them for Christmas. It’s gonna rule.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:10 |
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On the other hand, it is only known to affect humans.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:12 |
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People who drive for UberDoorInstantGrubMates will see a nice bump for a few months.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:15 |
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Death to Amerikkka.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 18:16 |
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I'm supposed to go to a wedding in Pensacola in May, hopefully I can use this as an excuse not to attend.
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