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My Shoes posted:seems like an oxymoron but its where all the pieces of poo poo like me sometimes go here is a picture of ben, and as you can see a tall can of PBR offered for $5.5 canadian numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Mar 12, 2020 |
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Here's a pic on one of the two dive bars in my town. And the guy over to the right is named Ben, too. Must be a Ben in every dive bar. PS: drat that is some overpriced PBR dude! My Shoes fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Mar 12, 2020 |
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Mar 12, 2020 20:11
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Corona-tan has stolen my heart and my ability to respirate freely.
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Mar 12, 2020 20:11
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I had a doctor's appointment this morning and the nurse said "it got my boy, Tom!" and we ended up having a nice chat about our favorite Tom Hanks roles and we laughed about scenes from The 'Burbs. But then I had to tell her all about my terrible constipation.
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Mar 12, 2020 20:12
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Did anyone mention all the dumbass Boomers who will die choking and gasping?
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Mar 12, 2020 20:17
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Got a reminder from the dentist that it's time for my yearly check-up. gently caress off. If I can't touch my face neither can you.
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Mar 12, 2020 20:17
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Icochet posted:Got a reminder from the dentist that it's time for my yearly check-up.
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Mar 12, 2020 20:19
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Might get my prostate checked instead since butt stuff is still kosher
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Mar 12, 2020 20:40
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My Shoes posted:They cancelled Big Ears in Knoxville. I hate that stupid pretentious music festival, and now i don't have to deal with it this year. I will save gas money and wear and tear on my car by not making the drive to Knoxville and I'm less likely to catch influenza or the cold in the crowds at the shows. Terry Riley is also getting up there, and now he won't get sick on the flight out either, just in case the airline would have seated him in one of the more illness-prone seats.
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Mar 12, 2020 22:07
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Icochet posted:Might get my prostate checked instead since butt stuff is still kosher
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Mar 12, 2020 22:14
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numberoneposter posted:the place is a piece of poo poo Logan's has a patina and it's what makes POS redeemable
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Mar 12, 2020 22:23
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Work is going to let us work from home for 5 straight weeks 
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Mar 12, 2020 22:41
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Chomp8645 posted:Now it feels like poo poo is happening again. Like we're being jolted out of an existential malaise. I'm excited tbh. my husband just told me the NBA cancelled its season and I cackled with devilish glee yesssss yesss all the overly-entrenched and far too old institutions coming down yessssss
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Mar 12, 2020 22:50
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Another good thing is the subsequent crashing of the stock market, which will kill even more god drat Boomers
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Mar 12, 2020 23:09
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My dad is a doctor and he told me if you don’t have a month’s worth of rations then you’re hosed and will die horrifically. Hope this information was helpful, have a good evening.
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Mar 12, 2020 23:44
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The plague is so out of control in the US that it will be quarantined from the rest of the world and renamed The Forbidden Zone. Ten years hence, when the quarantine is lifted, the remaining humans will have reverted to a paleolithic lifestyle. It is a short and harsh, but peaceful, way of life. The rest of the world decide it's for the best and leave them that way.
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Mar 12, 2020 23:51
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it's a hoax
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Mar 13, 2020 00:34
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Mr. Dick may be able to afford real estate when the dust settles. Also he hasn't had to hear his coworker say "Come my son, move your money to the index fund. Donald J. Trump, may his name be praised, has promised that he personally will make the dow will hit 30k" for two weeks.
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Mar 13, 2020 00:40
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I work in healthcare so its basically gonna be a license to print my own money re: overtime.
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Mar 13, 2020 00:51
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old jello biafra knows whats up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxe8Cg3VKu8
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Mar 13, 2020 01:18
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Icochet posted:Got a reminder from the dentist that it's time for my yearly check-up. I had a cleaning today I forgot to cancel so in I went. The hygienist and dentist were both wearing full surgical gowns, masks and caps.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:28
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Spazzle posted:No longer need to buy toilet paper. As a toilet paper baron, I am enjoying the increased demand for the product that I supply.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:37
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:As a toilet paper baron, I am enjoying the increased demand for the product that I supply. I'm working the luxury market by selling artisanal shitpaper rolls made by using Trappist monk butts to press each sheet.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:40
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-its making the day more interesting
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Mar 13, 2020 01:40
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Seats on the subway and I get to work from home for 4 weeks? Coronavirus is the best thing to happen to me, tbh
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Mar 13, 2020 01:56
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I was scheduled to speak at a conference in a couple of weeks and it got canceled today. Two days before the deadline for submitting my unfinished slidedeck. Although the conference is canceled, I got to keep the resort reservation which was steeply discounted and still refundable.
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Mar 13, 2020 02:34
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Daikloktos posted:Another good thing is the subsequent crashing of the stock market, which will kill even more god drat Boomers
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Mar 13, 2020 03:21
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Justin Trudeau's wife just got diagnosed with covid19 so the PM of Canada most likely has it too. This means I live somewhere where the administration will take it seriously enough to do... I don't know what can be done, really. Wishing the same on my southern neighbors! 
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Mar 13, 2020 03:23
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Went to Taco Bell to jokingly try to "catch the roni" and felt my ego die while lavishly living mas, realized what a bad American I am and now I'm sure I've got the juice on me
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Mar 13, 2020 04:04
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The coronavirus crisis will help highlight the absurd state of healthcare and the general situation of working class and poor citizens around the country, in addition to providing a clear and potent example of how supporting infrastructure and strong, reliable social programs isn’t simply throwing money at people who don’t “deserve” it, but actually strengthens society as a whole and improves the happiness and security of all, not only the direct and immediate beneficiaries of said programs.
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Mar 13, 2020 04:46
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Really looking forward to joining the roving gangs of post-apocalyptic bandits scavenging for toilet paper and hand sanitizer. It sounds like a great time
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Mar 13, 2020 05:16
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I wish the best for our politicians and government employees who are trying to manage this situation as best they can, it must be a tough time for them. Get home safe!
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Mar 13, 2020 05:20
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It's made me feel less guilty than ever before about wanting to shut myself in at home and relax.
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Mar 13, 2020 05:42
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All the extras boxes of toilet paper coming through work at really light
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Mar 13, 2020 10:23
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Corona virus is brave and strong unlike coward Anne Frank
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Mar 13, 2020 10:59
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Everybody gets to spend more time with their family hooray
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Mar 13, 2020 11:08
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Daikloktos posted:Another good thing is the subsequent crashing of the stock market, which will kill even more god drat Boomers LOL the government is going to dump 1.5 Trillion/week for the next four weeks into the stock market to "try to prevent" that. But we can't afford to fund state colleges/universal pre-k or M4A. 
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Mar 13, 2020 11:12
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I hope this doesn't affect funding for the F-35
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Mar 13, 2020 11:34
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With the US out of the picture, the world rapidly develops socially and technologically. Within the decade the Earth becomes a space-faring civilization with settlements in all corners of the galaxy. Scientists are on the verge of discovering how humans can live as beings of pure energy.
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Going to see a reduction in all manner of other infectious diseases because people stay out of each other's faces more, and wash their drat dirty hands for once.
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