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Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009




My two cats for your viewing pleasure

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Videogames - can you hit me with a kitty 6 please? Namaste.

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Merrill Grinch
May 21, 2001

infuriated by investments

Nomia is a beautiful tortoiseshell I got from a shelter nearly 18 years ago. She will only drink from the bathtub tap, hence the name.


Cricket is a big boi from another shelter whose interests include food and also food. He is determined to sit on you while you sleep.



If you probate me I swear to god I will pet them (I will be petting them anyways).

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McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






McSpanky posted:

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Inceltown posted:

to honor haiku
can you use this pic of her
for my rap sheet please



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:3: Thank you kind goons, these brought a* tear to my eye.

*that's my story and I'm sticking to it

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I want Renee to probate me because she has the best kitty.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

dumbass animal
put your tongue away
mud colored excuse of a cat
get out of here

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

McSpanky posted:

:3: Thank you kind goons, these brought a* tear to my eye.

*that's my story and I'm sticking to it

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More than happy to eat a sixer (or two) for a missed love one. Pets really are great and rescue friends are the purest way to do it. Taking the time to show haiku that despite being hurt previously there is still love out there is amazing and you should be proud.

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Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


i'll trade some dogs for a cat probe pls



(my dog on left, guide dog in training im raising on right)

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Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
My cat has some kind of weird disability



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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



this is The Cheat. she likes to lay on my neck and nearly strangle me when i try to sleep, like she's doing here, because all cats not-so-secretly want their owners dead.



she is also leash trained and loves going for walks (which i do on my nights off, since i work overnights)



her favorite pastime is sitting on the windowsill every morning watching the gigantic flock of wild turkeys that live on and around out property.

p.s. remember to adopt black cats because they are legitimately the least likely to be adopted because people are superstitious dumbasses

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A Good Time
Dec 20, 2015


I don't have a real cat and my rapsheet is empty. Please help with one of these problems.





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Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

This is Gibson and he is a fat and hilarious huge whore for tummy rubs. He is full of love and many lipids that might be useful during the coming apocalypse.


This is Sylvester and he's kinda sociopathic and tries to bully Gibson sometimes until Gibson has had enough and goes full on Captain Lou Albano on his rear end and starts suplexing him around the house like a straw doll. He might be useful for retrieving small game during the coming apocalypse.


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Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

I don't even know whose cat this is, but please use it to gently caress my poo poo up



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Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
I have a cat that is also a vampire

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Daztek
Jun 2, 2006





:3:

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





This is my terrible cat, Biscuit.




She's a horrible little goblin and I love her. Please probe me with someone else's good cat thank you

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Thanks, VG :3:

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neongrey
Feb 28, 2007

Plaguing your posts with incidental music.
dear Mr Games, you have some very fine cats and I would enjoy seeing them upon my catfilled rap sheet. Here are a couple of mine in exchange.



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Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I heard this place has cats

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Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
X

Meet Sigmund. He is one of my two pretties, named after the Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup boss who likes to show up in the places you least expect him to be and most desire him to NOT be.




VVV The moment I figured out what to name him.


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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
Meet Denver



Meet his brother, Axel.



Yes they're from the same litter. They're both chill dudes.

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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
push x to pet cat?






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Marux
Mar 15, 2008

College Slice
X

Both my cat and I roll hard. As such I request an upgrade to a Kitty Ban, in solidarity with Esperterra, who did nothing wrong.



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kas
Sep 9, 2003
I am a snoot.


Marux posted:

X

Both my cat and I roll hard. As such I request an upgrade to a Kitty Ban, in solidarity with Esperterra, who did nothing wrong.



X good catte

Esperterra and Marux were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

This is Tuvix he is real and magical and my friend and also a big stupid buttface all hours of the day. His hobbies include stealing pens, stealing hairbrushes, stealing utensils, and jumping crotch-first into cacti.



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Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Here are several cattes just in case someone might not have one of their own. There's a fat one (Stella, who will pretty much let you do anything including wearing her as a scarf and belly rubs and faffing with paws) and the stupid one (mason, so named because when she was found as a feral kitty she had a mason jar stuck to her head).










edit: honestly they're both fat fucks

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biosterous
Feb 23, 2013





i'm currently catless and would love to be probe'd with this one

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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Zamujasa posted:

push x to pet cat?






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I am very pleased with the result of this and, as such, will continue to pet catte.


Cats are good.

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Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"


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NiftyBottle
Jan 1, 2009

radical
It is a cat.

Her name is Skathi.

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lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004



Probe my cursed dog

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Mothmansplainer
Apr 2, 2020
Terribly good cats in this thread. It makes me wish I had one. :sigh:

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Bettik
Jan 28, 2008

Space-age Rock Star


Here's my sweet cat Thor back when he was very tiny.

He is now less tiny but still very much a doofus:



His brother Loki looks a bit more majestic but is also a dork:



I love these two cats a lot.

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Zyxyz
Mar 30, 2010
Buglord
This is Udon. Hobbies include offering a meow for every situation and chasing he own tail. (He's... not the brightest noodle in the pot.)




This is Miso. Hobbies include chewing on important paper and expecting anyone in the vicinity to be able to drop whatever they're doing to follow her back to the bed and pet her as she kneads on it. The softest slice of the void.



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Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Can't pass up an opportunity to add to my rap sheet image collection so here's a blurry old pic of Emma doing her signature "standing knead" move:



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Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler


My girl.

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BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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alli again
Jan 7, 2020

Oh, big yawn!


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Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Lead out in cuffs posted:

And in other updates, here are two kitties we catsat for another foster during February. They were from a semi-feral colony in a barn. They're definitely related, maybe sisters, maybe some other way.

This is Plum:




And this is Peach:




Sometimes they'd be really cute and snuggly together:




But Peach tended to want that more than Plum, sometimes with negative outcomes:




They were really adorable, though. Apparently the foster org seemed to think they might be unadoptable, and need to be sent to a barn, but I think they've made a ton of progress, both with their foster and with us. They were cuddly, played a lot, and even came and slept on our bed a few times.

They're just loaner-cats, but take your pick. Also I feel like that portrait of Peach should be the new Cat Army avatar or something.

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
I miss my family's cat, who is enjoying the slowly rising temperatures and sun with my parents right now while I am stuck a few miles away. Sleep well, you bitey bastard.

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ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009





This is Pepe and Patches. Pepe was a manx cat that loved to fetch (though he was pretty terrible at returning the right item). Pepe was already an old fart when this photo was taken and died a few years later, but Patches is still being a good girl and guarding the place.

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