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My two cats for your viewing pleasure (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 30, 2020 17:19 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:23 |
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Videogames - can you hit me with a kitty 6 please? Namaste. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 30, 2020 17:27 |
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Nomia is a beautiful tortoiseshell I got from a shelter nearly 18 years ago. She will only drink from the bathtub tap, hence the name. Cricket is a big boi from another shelter whose interests include food and also food. He is determined to sit on you while you sleep. If you probate me I swear to god I will pet them (I will be petting them anyways). (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 30, 2020 19:04 |
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McSpanky posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Inceltown posted:to honor haiku Thank you kind goons, these brought a* tear to my eye. *that's my story and I'm sticking to it (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 30, 2020 20:57 |
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I want Renee to probate me because she has the best kitty. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 30, 2020 22:49 |
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dumbass animal put your tongue away mud colored excuse of a cat get out of here (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 02:03 |
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McSpanky posted:Thank you kind goons, these brought a* tear to my eye. More than happy to eat a sixer (or two) for a missed love one. Pets really are great and rescue friends are the purest way to do it. Taking the time to show haiku that despite being hurt previously there is still love out there is amazing and you should be proud. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 10:21 |
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i'll trade some dogs for a cat probe pls (my dog on left, guide dog in training im raising on right) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 12:26 |
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My cat has some kind of weird disability (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 13:18 |
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this is The Cheat. she likes to lay on my neck and nearly strangle me when i try to sleep, like she's doing here, because all cats not-so-secretly want their owners dead. she is also leash trained and loves going for walks (which i do on my nights off, since i work overnights) her favorite pastime is sitting on the windowsill every morning watching the gigantic flock of wild turkeys that live on and around out property. p.s. remember to adopt black cats because they are legitimately the least likely to be adopted because people are superstitious dumbasses (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 13:37 |
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I don't have a real cat and my rapsheet is empty. Please help with one of these problems. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 31, 2020 22:22 |
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This is Gibson and he is a fat and hilarious huge whore for tummy rubs. He is full of love and many lipids that might be useful during the coming apocalypse. This is Sylvester and he's kinda sociopathic and tries to bully Gibson sometimes until Gibson has had enough and goes full on Captain Lou Albano on his rear end and starts suplexing him around the house like a straw doll. He might be useful for retrieving small game during the coming apocalypse. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 07:08 |
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I don't even know whose cat this is, but please use it to gently caress my poo poo up (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 09:05 |
I have a cat that is also a vampire (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 09:37 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 14:43 |
This is my terrible cat, Biscuit. She's a horrible little goblin and I love her. Please probe me with someone else's good cat thank you (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:08 |
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Thanks, VG (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:27 |
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dear Mr Games, you have some very fine cats and I would enjoy seeing them upon my catfilled rap sheet. Here are a couple of mine in exchange. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:34 |
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I heard this place has cats (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 21:22 |
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X Meet Sigmund. He is one of my two pretties, named after the Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup boss who likes to show up in the places you least expect him to be and most desire him to NOT be. VVV The moment I figured out what to name him. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 22:14 |
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Meet Denver Meet his brother, Axel. Yes they're from the same litter. They're both chill dudes. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 22:55 |
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push x to pet cat? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 23:21 |
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X Both my cat and I roll hard. As such I request an upgrade to a Kitty Ban, in solidarity with Esperterra, who did nothing wrong. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 23:35 |
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Marux posted:X X good catte Esperterra and Marux were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me! This is Tuvix he is real and magical and my friend and also a big stupid buttface all hours of the day. His hobbies include stealing pens, stealing hairbrushes, stealing utensils, and jumping crotch-first into cacti. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 00:31 |
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Here are several cattes just in case someone might not have one of their own. There's a fat one (Stella, who will pretty much let you do anything including wearing her as a scarf and belly rubs and faffing with paws) and the stupid one (mason, so named because when she was found as a feral kitty she had a mason jar stuck to her head). edit: honestly they're both fat fucks (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 04:24 |
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i'm currently catless and would love to be probe'd with this one (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 18:34 |
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Zamujasa posted:push x to pet cat? I am very pleased with the result of this and, as such, will continue to pet catte. Cats are good. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 21:45 |
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# ? Apr 2, 2020 21:48 |
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It is a cat. Her name is Skathi. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 04:43 |
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Probe my cursed dog (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 11:47 |
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Terribly good cats in this thread. It makes me wish I had one. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 14:00 |
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Here's my sweet cat Thor back when he was very tiny. He is now less tiny but still very much a doofus: His brother Loki looks a bit more majestic but is also a dork: I love these two cats a lot. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 15:00 |
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This is Udon. Hobbies include offering a meow for every situation and chasing he own tail. (He's... not the brightest noodle in the pot.) This is Miso. Hobbies include chewing on important paper and expecting anyone in the vicinity to be able to drop whatever they're doing to follow her back to the bed and pet her as she kneads on it. The softest slice of the void. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 3, 2020 17:34 |
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Can't pass up an opportunity to add to my rap sheet image collection so here's a blurry old pic of Emma doing her signature "standing knead" move: (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 03:39 |
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My girl. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 4, 2020 21:55 |
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:24 |
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:38 |
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Lead out in cuffs posted:And in other updates, here are two kitties we catsat for another foster during February. They were from a semi-feral colony in a barn. They're definitely related, maybe sisters, maybe some other way. They're just loaner-cats, but take your pick. Also I feel like that portrait of Peach should be the new Cat Army avatar or something. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 08:46 |
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I miss my family's cat, who is enjoying the slowly rising temperatures and sun with my parents right now while I am stuck a few miles away. Sleep well, you bitey bastard. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 13:06 |
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This is Pepe and Patches. Pepe was a manx cat that loved to fetch (though he was pretty terrible at returning the right item). Pepe was already an old fart when this photo was taken and died a few years later, but Patches is still being a good girl and guarding the place. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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