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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
No guns no knives no back up. 100% genuine American rear end kicking. Handed out to all 18+ adults with no underlying medical conditions. All races, all religions, all genders.

Afterwards we will shake hands and get some pancakes of your choice.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Free rear end kicking? Man, the economy’s worse than I thought!

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Can we do this remotely

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
so are you starting a fight club but then we just eat pancakes afterwards? i like the idea

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

They still got them all you can eat pancakes going on?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Is this a way to release pent up male violence in a healthy way, or a fetish thing?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

sweet thursday posted:

Can we do this remotely

Yes, but it has to be Marvel vs Capcom 2.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Sunswipe posted:

Is this a way to release pent up male violence in a healthy way, or a fetish thing?

You want pancakes or not?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
How will you still be hungry for pancakes after you've licked my rear end?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Yes, but it has to be Marvel vs Capcom 2.

I don't trust team hyper combos during this pandemic

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
I only fight at Cracker Barrel. You travelin' OP? :colbert:

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

sweet thursday posted:

I don't trust team hyper combos during this pandemic

SoulCaliber 2 is also acceptable if the former isn't available

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Ez8 posted:

I only fight at Cracker Barrel. You travelin' OP? :colbert:

Once I've conquered the Ihop parking lot I will move on to the next parking lot. Possibly Dennys maybe a Shoneys. Cracker barrel will be added to the list.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Let's see who can kick a car into scrap metal the fastest

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

You want pancakes or not?

I need to know which outfit to wear.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Let's fight! I want those kids cereal pancakes!

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
In between winning and shaking, I'm gonna dip my scrote in pancake batter and teabag you.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

No guns no knives no back up. 100% genuine American rear end kicking. Handed out to all 18+ adults with no underlying medical conditions. All races, all religions, all genders.

Afterwards we will shake hands and get some pancakes of your choice.

that guy on twitter did it better and didn't have conditions

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Sunswipe posted:

I need to know which outfit to wear.

Optimal asskickin outfits.


roarpower posted:

that guy on twitter did it better and didn't have conditions

His rear end has been kicked

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
In light of recent news; I will now be kicking 3 asses max per day. To limit the people in said Ihops parking lot to meet with suggested state ordinances

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's already 7:25 EDT.
what time zone are in?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I read the title of this thread out loud to my zoomer gf and she laughed and said it was "so high school" so congrats OP

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sleeveless posted:

I read the title of this thread out loud to my zoomer gf and she laughed and said it was "so high school" so congrats OP

cool keep us updated on your twee jailbait gf

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sleeveless posted:

I read the title of this thread out loud to my zoomer gf and she laughed and said it was "so high school" so congrats OP

gently caress! Zoomers are 20 now

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
No the debate is then

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
sounds fun

do wanna test out my skillz

i have dreams where i can really whoop rear end

wouldn't mind getting my rear end kicked

like Kirk Kirkpatrick

FIGHT CLUB style.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

roarpower posted:

it's already 7:25 EDT.
what time zone are in?

rear end kickin zone

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
No thanks, But I'll be firing my hand gun up in the air while in line at the Whataburger drive thru at 3am if you want in on that action.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Would you settle for a hygenic elbow bump after the fight?

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Sleeveless posted:

I read the title of this thread out loud to my zoomer gf and she laughed and said it was "so high school" so congrats OP

Be honest she just texted you a bunch of emojis that you had to decipher right?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
bro can we just go straight to sucking dicks

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

My Shoes posted:

Let's fight! I want those kids cereal pancakes!



So tempted to order those. :munch:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

bro can we just go straight to sucking dicks

pm me

Dead Hippie Ghost
Jun 23, 2015

tears for queers
afk -> you know me
sponsored by Healer LLC

I am Toni Lippi posted:

No thanks, But I'll be firing my hand gun up in the air while in line at the Whataburger drive thru at 3am if you want in on that action.

do you have extra guns or should i bring my own

The Grey
Mar 2, 2004

Is it true you only have one leg? That's the only way I will come.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

The Grey posted:

Is it true you only have one leg? That's the only way I will come.

That's the only way I can come as well.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


can I request instead several healthy open handed slaps followed by sharing a rooty tooty fresh n fruity

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
What if someone has a sniper in place to mske sure tjey wjn??

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
drat i missed the deadline

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May 27, 2004



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