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Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

I am working as I have been classified as essential personnel.

I'll keep a log if I get the virus and make sure to update goons.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 15:51

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:05

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

nankeen posted:

"Dude, seriously? You're not loving with me?"

Jen looked up from her phone and squinted at her roommate standing across the room.

"Mischa...why would I make this up? Have you not seen the news? Or checked TikTok, or wherever it is you get your world information?"

"Ughh, I thought that was just a joke or something, I don't know!" Mischa whined as she flung herself onto Jen's bed, her legging clad cheeks jiggling as her stomach hit the mattress. Jen had been living with Mischa, a friend of a friend from college for a year now, and while they were both lesbian she did feel a little embarrassed to be ogling her roommate. Still, she did find her extremely attractive and sometimes it was hard to ignore. Mischa was five foot five, had dirty blonde pixie cut hair with olive skin and some freckles near her cheeks; half Scottish and Polish. Her rear end was definitely nothing to scoff at and she had spent many times trying not to look at it when Mischa bent over, lay on the couch or even curled on her bed. Jen suddenly snapped out of her fantasy and pushed her glasses up her nose.

"No Mischa, this is real. The city is on lock down and they want us to not go outside unless it's to get groceries, that's IT."

Mischa looked up at her and made a face of disgust.

"What about bars?!"

"Closed."

"Why would they close bars?! Shouldn't we all be together during this time?"

"ugh, NO Mischa. That's exactly it!! Social DISTANCING. It means you have to AVOID unnecessary interaction."

Mischa looked down her her pillow and pouted.

"I was gonna gently caress Cassidy on Friday."

"and that, Mischa, is the real tragedy. Not the economy plummeting, not people losing their jobs- the fact that you didn't get to bang Cassidy. I'll light a candle for you." Jen said sarcastically as she started to walk out of the room.

Mischa flipped Jen off, then looked over at Jen's laptop and squinted.

"Hey Jen, what are you looking at on there?"

Jen's skin went cold as she froze in place. I FORGOT ABOUT THE PORN, she thought to herself, horrified. She quickly turned around and slammed her laptop lid shut, hoping Mischa didn't see the image of a Brazilian woman forcing another woman's face into her rear end.

"NOTHING", she snapped, her cheeks slightly pink.

"Oh...OKAY..." Mischa said raising her eyebrows. "I didn't even see it, I don't have my contacts in yet."

"Listen, uh, Mischa," Jen stammered, desperately trying to change the subject. "So you know how I left early today, at 7:30?"

Mischa looked at her for a minute, then an imaginary light bulb appeared over her head.

"Oh yeah. Where'd you go?"

"I got us some groceries. Come on, I'll show you."

Jen led Mischa into the kitchen and opened the cupboards. Mischa stood back and cocked her head to the side.

"Beans....chili....pork and beans...Jen, what are we opening up a burrito factory?!"

Jen rolled her eyes. "You mean a taqueria?"

"Whatever. Why all this canned dogfood?"

"Because it will LAST us a long time, in case we have to...you know, be here a while.."

Mischa looked at Jen for a moment and then her eyes got big, the realization of their situation finally hitting her.

"Jen....this is kinda scary.." her voice wavered.

Jen sighed. "Yeah, I know. This is all hosed up".

*******************************

3 days had passed since the two women began their self imposed quarantine. Mischa mostly stayed in her room, only leaving to use the bathroom and go to the kitchen to eat, although they ate at different times. She did hear her blasting (and signing badly along with) "If You Wanna Be My Lover" at one point, but for the most part she was quiet.

Jen cracked open a can of chili and poured it into a bowl. It did kind of look like dogfood but she would never admit that to Mischa. She looked up at her reflection in the kitchen mirror which hung above the sink. Jen had long, straight brown hair, thick black glasses and was fairly pale. She was most likely Irish and German, or "a generic white person" as she sometimes referred to herself as. She wore a gray tanktop and black tracksuit pants coupled with her favorite Homer Simpson slippers, because gently caress it, why not?

She brought her bowl of chili over to the couch and turned on The Witcher on Netflix. Jen wasn't really a gamer and knew nothing about the show, nor did she much care of the leading actor, but she heard this really hot naked British woman was in it so that was enough for her.

Jen was several episodes in when she noticed a bubble of gas begin to form in her gut. It was right at a scene where Yennefer (said hot naked British chick) was lying naked on her side.

Jen turned her head and looked at Mischa's door. It was closed and she could hear the faint sound of her hair dryer going in the background. Maybe this is the perfect time, she mused.

Jen leaned her tracksuit bottom sightly to the left and paused the episode where it showed a clear shot of Yeneffer's naked bum. She looked back again at Mischa's door one last time, then looked back at her tv and slowly released a fart.

prrrr.....prrrrrrp....prrrrprpprpbbbbbbbbbmmm

Jen's fart was reminiscent of a balloon slowly releasing air, but much quieter than normal. She looked at the actress's bum on the TV screen and imagined the actress herself letting out that fart. A tingly rush suddenly came over Jen's vagina and she moaned softly.

This was one of the many ways she secretly indulged in her fart fetish: looking at images of gorgeous women and pretending her own farts were coming out of them. Sometimes she did this with normal lesbian porn films, yoga videos on Youtube or even interviews with actresses. She knew it was a bit...odd...but then again liking female farts was completely weird to begin with so this wasn't much worse. For Jen it was the closest way she could simulate someone farting for her in a sexual way that still allowed her to keep her secret safe. Jen had never told ANYONE about her fart fetish and didn't have any plans to. The fear of being judged, talked about and ridiculed was too horrifying to even think about.

She took several sniffs. Not too bad, she concluded. She knew it would dissipate in a minute or so, hers generally didn't linger for long.

"Hey, what is that?" Mischa asked, suddenly standing behind the couch.

"JESU-" Jen jumped in her seat and grabbed her chest. Mischa laughed.

"What?! I'm not interrupting something, am I?"

"No you just SCARED me, gently caress," Jen breathed, hoping to ever loving Christ that Mischa didn't hear her fart and MOAN. "I'm watching The Witcher."

"Ohhhh...man she's got a nice rear end!" Mischa exclaimed.

"Y...yeah," Jen said nervously.

"I'm gonna heat up some dog food, get me up to speed," Mischa called from the kitchen.

"Wh...what, you want me to summarize the last 3 episodes?!"

"Yeah, come on!" Mischa laughed as she sat next to Jen. Mischa wore a pink shirt and very soft pink pajama pants; the kind that made her rear end look even more plump than usual.

"Ugh, so much poo poo happened."

"Jen, I'm loving BORRRRREEDDDD," Mischa said as she annoyingly poked Jen's arm. "Entertain mee- huh?" Mischa stopped.

Jen looked at her warily. "What?"

Mischa sniffed the air. "What IS that?"Oh no, Jen thought to herself.

Mischa continued to sniff. "It smells......good!"

Jen didn't say anything and simply un-paused the show.

"alright, so, this girl? Her name is Yennefer, she used to be an ugly humpback, but now she's hella hot."

"Ooohhh....Yennefer...like Jennifer! She's like you, Jen Jen!" Mischa taunted.

"Pay ATTENTION I don't want to repeat all this," Jen said, annoyed.

*****************************

The two of them had watched 3 episodes of the show and both sat in silence as the credits rolled.

"Next one?" Jen asked, looking at Mischa.

"Eh....ok....wait, no...I don't know." Mischa vexed indecisively. She rubbed her belly and shifted uncomfortably on the couch.

"I'm kinda burnt out too," Jen agreed.

"I mean, it's GOOD," Mischa admitted. "but I get like, full, when I binge shows."

"Full?"

"Yeah like my brain becomes my stomach, and I watch too much Netflix and it gets full or something."

"I don't think that's..."

"I'm also, like, real life full." she said patting her belly.

Jen's pussy quivered sightly in her track pants. Did Mischa have gas like her? It had just occurred to her now that they both had been eating canned chili for the past 3 days. In their year living together Jen had NEVER heard Mischa fart, nor had she farted in front of her. The closest experience that she could think of is when Mischa clogged the toilet, which did nothing for Jen as she disliked poop.

Mischa shifted again onto her right side, her pink, soft pajama pant clad butt facing Jen on the couch.

"I really hope this coronary virus goes away, I wanna eat real food soon."

"It's corona...C O R O N A virus."

"Yeah yeah whatever," Mischa said as she checked her phone. Suddenly she made a face. "Ewwwww, look who posted on Cassidy's Instagram!"

"Who?"

"Ariana. Remember her?"

"Grande?" Jen snorted.

Mischa rolled her eyes. "Ha ha. No, Ariana from Devin's party. 'Cassidy this is everything!!!'" Mischa said imitating her IG comment. "Ugh, what a slut."

Just then, Mischa's stomach grumbled and she shifted again. Jen was now looking at her phone, trying to pull up said picture.

"You know what, this is what I think of Ariana. Hey, Jen, look at me."

Jen looked up at Mischa. Mischa grinned and squinted her left eye.

bOOOOOOUUUMP?

Jen was in shock. Mischa had just let out the sexiest, bassiest, 3 second fart she had heard in her life. She felt the fart vibrate on the couch next to her.

"Ahhhhhh," Mischa gave a relieved sigh with a huge grin on her face, then burst out laughing. The stink was IMMEDIATE. Beans, eggs and something else Jen couldn't place.

Jen's brain was like a computer working double time trying to process a series of codes that only God could decipher. WHAT THE gently caress, WHAT THE gently caress, WHAT THE gently caress, she panicked internally. Her vagina was on fire with excitement, her lip close to bleeding from how hard she was biting it. Mischa, her hot roommate with the thick rear end had the BEST farts. This is a scenario she had dreamed about her ENTIRE life.

Mischa, still in a fit of laughter, looked at Jen and broke down even harder.

"OH MY GOD, YOUR FACE," she hollered. "YOUR loving FACE"

"W..." Jen stuttered, then swallowed. "Wow Mischa....was that you?"

STUPID, Jen screamed inside her mind. OF COURSE IT WAS HER, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT. Jen's comment made Mischa die laughing even harder, now fully on her back with her hands over her eyes.

"Ohhhhh.....ohhhhhh gently caress," Mischa cried, her ribs sore from laughing. "Dude....I was holding that in for THREE EPISODES" she laughed again.

Jen was now visibly sweating and quickly wiped her brow when Mischa wasn't looking.

"Man...Mischa." Jen said awkwardly and she tried to think of something to say. "T....tell me how you REALLY feel about Ariana."

This caused Mischa to go into yet another laughing spell, this time with her getting up and walking to her room, waving her hand that she would be back. Jen took this opportunity to go into her room.

"Uhh....I GOTTA CALL MY MOM, I'LL BE BACK." Jen called out as she quickly shut the door, locked it and jumped on her bed, her track pants flying off of her like they had a mind of their own. Jen began to finger herself hard and fast, replaying Mischa's gorgeous fart over and over in her mind ("BOUUUMP? BOUUMP BOUUUMP?") She visualized Mischa's sigh of pure relief as she did it, her pink pajama cheeks, her cute smile, how the couch vibrated, over and over. Jen lasted a record breaking 9 seconds before her first orgasm, then came again, again, again, again and yet again. This was the type of scenario she never thought would happen and it did, with the best person fate could have chosen. On Jen's last orgasm she moaned and cried into her pillow at the sheer loving hotness of the situation. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN.

As she lay on her bed, body drenched in sweat, hand sticky with cum, she felt a buzz next to her. She looked at her phone. A text from Mischa. gently caress, Jen thought. Did she hear me cum?

Jen slowly reached for her phone and opened the text.

"Mischa: My bad, I farted you away LOL"

Jen breathed a huge sigh of relief as she texted her thirsty reply.

"No, that was really funny. That was classic."

She paused, then added a follow up.

"I'm glad we can fart around each other now".

She waited for Mischa's response eagerly.

Mischa: "LMAO. Quarantine faaaaarts! Get used to them xD xD xD"

Jen realized the pandora's box she had just opened and lay back on her bed with the dumbest, most joyful grin. Quarantine farts, she repeated in her mind. gently caress yes.

5'd this god drat thread.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 14:49

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Hopefully, I'll be eating rear end this Easter. I'll update.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 17:36

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Im going to try and tackle invierno porteno by piazzolla this month.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 14:32

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I made two pork tenderloins last night. I got really drunk and started them at like 2am and left them in too long though so I didn't eat any. It was a bit dry. Today I cut it up into really small pieces and I'm going to mix some with BBQ sauce and make a sandwich. I also have taco shells so I could make some pork tacos.

I'm going to make regular tacos tomorrow. I've been cooking 1000% more than usual. Which is very rarely though. Maybe once a week. I am making simple stuff too now like tuna salad. That way if I want Subway (lol) or something I can just toast some bread and make a sandwich.

I like sandwiches.

Sounds tasty. Im very peculiar about my tuna salad. I dont like too much in it but: boiled egg, cheddar cheese chunks, mayo, little mustard, small pieces of dill pickle and NO onions.

Waiting on my new recipe book to come in. I'm probably gonna try some cooking with the crock pot.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 15:07

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That sounds great. I just use mayo, mustard, celery, dill pickle relish, and hot sauce. I'd put more in it if I have it but then I have to put more effort into it.

Celery is good for texture. I'm going to have to try the hot sauce.

Missed you man, hope you're doing well.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 15:11

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Pornhub gave free premium to the world. I signed up but forgot my login already. I don't watch enough porn.

I know the feeling sir. I usually get off before the free videos end so why pay?

This whole covid situation has really put a damper on the love life.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 21:07

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Fatkraken posted:

making poo poo to sell on Etsy

poo poo is dope yo. Nice work.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 02:16

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I got really drunk last night and finally got the grill running even though it was in the 40s outside. I got top sirloin for really cheap at Costco. 4lbs for maybe $20 and the quality is really good for top sirloin. I just made a marinated steak with those dehydrated mashed potatoes and a frozen mushroom "risotto."

The steak was pretty small so I just eyeballed it and it actually turned out well. Usually when I get drunk I overcook things but this worked out.

Those look like good viddles.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 21:26

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Made breakfast again. Just eggs with salsa and bacon. It took coffee and 2 energy drinks to get the energy to make it.

Looks delicious man

# ¿ Apr 29, 2020 19:56

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I made my tri-tip finally. It was a prepackaged one because it's not a thing out here so no butchers have it. I was lucky to find a store that sold these last year. I found a butcher that sold them a few years ago but it's an hour drive and I'm not going to drive that far for a cheap cut of meat. I took it out at 135F but I must have measured it in the wrong spot somehow because it wasn't pink at all.

Anyway, maybe 6-8 oz of sweet and spicy tri-tip, 1/2 of a large potato with Brummel and Brown yogurt margarine stuff, frozen (steamed) broccoli cuts with some cheese sauce I made with a little velveeta, milk, garlic powder, and pepper. Holy poo poo was all of this salty. The velveeta sure but also the tri-tip.

It came out to around 635 calories. For breakfast I had 2 hard boiled eggs, and for lunch I had a cup of cottage cheese. I had to struggle to eat at least something during the day because of broke brains but after a few energy drinks I pulled off dinner!

Also mowed the lawn for the first time this year.

Looks tasty man

# ¿ May 4, 2020 02:16

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I took Blue Lightning (my scooter) down to the lake yesterday. It was in the low 70s and that very evening it dropped to 45F as it is today. Back to our regularly scheduled lovely program.

There were a lot of people there and a bunch were in small groups. I kept my distance from everyone.

That's a pretty legit light house.

Looking fly homie

# ¿ May 4, 2020 21:24

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Thes beans? Or thos beans?

I FINALLY moved my rear end for the first time in a couple of months. Probably since I stopped MMA in January. I did Yoga with Adriene on youtube. Just a day 1 thing of a 30 day program which there is a very high chance I won't make it to day 2. It was very light being just day 1. I'm proud that I did something though.

Dude, I havent swam laps since covid. Im feeling pretty week right now. From 1.5miles a day to 0. I aint poo poo.

Ive been thinking about joining a boxing gym when Covid ends. Not to get my head mashed in but for fighting skills.

# ¿ May 10, 2020 13:58

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

spacetoaster posted:

Do it! It's great exercise.

If you get into a good gym they don't make you spar unless you just want to.

And sparring can be pretty painless if you've got a good partner (older guys) who's not trying to take your head off (young guys and women).

Thanks dude. Im hoping it will supplement swimming pretty well.

# ¿ May 13, 2020 02:49

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm going to go to my friend's house tonight and get drunk and watch UFC. My coach, Ben Rothwell, is fighting. I hope he punches the other guy in the face until he wins.

Awesome dude! Glad you are gonna get out and enjoy yourself. I didn't know you were doing MMA.

I start boxing next week.

# ¿ May 14, 2020 01:26

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

spacetoaster posted:

Don't spend too much on gear starting out.

Buy your own wraps though. You will probably be handling a lot of used gear and you at least want the wraps covering your hands to be yours. Also, grab a small lingerie bag to wash them in. Wraps will tie your entire load of laundry into a giant knot if you don't wash them in a bag.

And watch a couple of youtube videos on how to wrap your hands. Half the first few classes for new guys is spent just trying to get them wrapped up for class, and it's pretty tedious for the teacher when they have no concept of it.

Thanks dude! My uncle was a heavy weight boxer, Ill see if i can get wrap training from him.

Great advice!

# ¿ May 14, 2020 01:44

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Started back on the classical repertoire. Memorizing pieces is challenging.

# ¿ May 14, 2020 23:17

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

spacetoaster posted:

What instrument? I'm a brass man myself, but I found an old (but fully functional) sax in my shed and am working through learning the scales on it.

Classical guitar. Nice man. Alto sax?

Sax is surprisingly versatile.

# ¿ May 15, 2020 09:19

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

I am waiting for work to end so I can head to the pool.

Going to do about a mile, get a protein shake, and take a Neuriva.

Probably doze off about 9 pm ish and pray for oblivion.

# ¿ May 18, 2020 22:27

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

opie posted:

I spent too much money on a box of mtg unglued boosters. I also have a box of unopened unstable boosters, and I can�t decide whether to save them for a draft or try building some decks. They just released unsanctioned which is basically pre-built decks and not as exciting but at least has all the cards.

Whatever brings you happiness man.

# ¿ May 20, 2020 17:46

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Looks top shelf.

Ive been working throughout quarantine

# ¿ May 22, 2020 15:43

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm going to mow my lawn and maybe wash the side of my house today. I REALLY need to clean my gutters but that takes a lot of effort. I've never done it before in the 5 years I've owned this place. Although I'm starting to see some small plants grow out of the gutters so maybe it's time. I bought a ladder a month or two ago just for that purpose.

I don't make bread. Never tried it. I don't have yeast. I might make some Irish soda bread today though. I think I have everything for it besides buttermilk. But you can just sour some regular milk with lemon juice and it'll still work.

Flour lasts like, forever right? I have some that's probably a few years old. I don't bake. Ever.

Most of the time, unless it gets weevils in it.

# ¿ May 22, 2020 20:48

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

bird with big dick posted:

Flower chat: my columbines reseeded themselves well so I've got pink ones in a planter on the deck and blue ones in the yard:

Nice man! My yellow mums are starting to bloom again as well. The gerbera daisies I planted as seeds came up. Two yellow, a white, and two pink.

# ¿ May 23, 2020 10:46

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I made a meal my mom used to make for me when I was a kid. WI has huge German population, it's basically little Germany, so we had some "inspired" stuff when I was young. This is a huge skillet of onions, garlic, potatoes, sauerkraut, and kielbasa sausage in a big ol' cast iron pan. I put a ton of paprika in it too because I love the color. I'm drunk right now and this is just perfect.

Dude, that sounds loving amazing

# ¿ May 28, 2020 17:54

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Anyone here ever try heroin?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 02:16

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Sir Not Appearing posted:

I have not, but I found my younger brother dead in my bathroom from an overdose once.

Did he leave an account of his experiences in a diary or journal?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 02:26

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

TontoCorazon posted:

I'm being hyperbolic of course but my boots helped me so much with leg and back pain. Since then I've started purchasing more quality boots and shoes and I really don't have leg or back problems anymore.

Same dude, I've been using Red Wings. Best boots out there.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 17:29

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

PooInAnAlleyway posted:

Same

Read the front page article about Taxman

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 22:14

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Yeah dude, its concerning

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 22:18

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Im selling my luxury vehicle and trying to get my side business off the ground.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 19:55

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

Smashmouth buy the abs

Hey now youre an allstar, get your game on, go!

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 22:11

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Jason and the Argonauts was better.

The Herakles from that movie was hands down the best depiction in my opinion.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 20:29

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:05

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Working rear end off, hoping to buy a couple of properties. 2020 may be the year Salty becomes a slum lord... replete in white khaki pants, gold pink rings, alligator skin loafers, and off brand sunglasses.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2020 15:39

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